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Liveline Thread 25/7/12 to 12/10/2012

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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,968 ✭✭✭furiousox


    The dog's barking because his pot is boiling over.

    CPL 593H



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Fuinseog wrote: »

    Jesus tap dancing Christ! Hadn't heard of that.

    One wonders why she lives here at all?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    current caller:
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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Will Joe tell him to shut up his dog?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    He was being a Good Samaritan= He went looking for his rent.

    wait a minute, is this mossy from funny friday and his dog


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    The dogs standing in chicken and sewage, nice.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    How did you realise he was dead?

    The rent roll stopped

    He stopped dropping by my off license for his daily slab of Bavaria


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Cassidy28 wrote: »
    That dog would bite you :D

    He set my dog off too! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Joe went waaaaaaaay too much in to the detail of the "clean up"... trying to eat a bit of food here and was stopping the fork half each time worried about what he was gonna say.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    Shoot the dog Joe, Shoot it


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,371 ✭✭✭Fuinseog


    if he had rented to students he would have had more of a mess to clean up.


    get the dog on the phone.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Did he just murder the dog? :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    He just shot the dog.


    Blame Joe :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭deelite


    Is the dog alright ????? Great line


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,467 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Give that dog a boot in the hole...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Hehehehe!!!

    Best laugh on the Liveline in ages there!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    Thank god the dog is dead.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Cienciano wrote: »
    Will Joe tell him to shut up his dog?

    BINGO! for you :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,467 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Cienciano wrote: »
    Will Joe tell him to shut up his dog?

    Prophet.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,968 ✭✭✭furiousox


    Was hoping to hear the dog yelping from a boot in the hole. :pac:

    CPL 593H



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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    The dogs kicking off again


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Prophet.
    I now predict joe to make a terrible pun involving the word "barking".


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    The dog comes back to life, Joe you didn't do you're job properly, you naughty boy :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    The dog is at the window now, he's having none of it. "ye won't silence me" he says!


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    It's bad when a dog barking in the background is more interesting than the caller.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    i think the dog wants to talk to joe, i say let him talk, might have something interesting to say unlike his owner


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 10,869 Mod ✭✭✭✭PauloMN


    I think this guy may be needed:

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,467 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    He could have let the dog into the room...dog defecates...bigger stink ckean that up. Simples


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,371 ✭✭✭Fuinseog


    deelite wrote: »
    Is the dog alright ????? Great line

    joes concern also extends to the animal kingdom.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    i think the dog wants to talk to joe, i say let him talk, might have something interesting to say unlike his owner

    Bet he knew yer man was dead before anyone else.


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