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Liveline Thread 25/7/12 to 12/10/2012

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    #4922
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    If it wasn't for Joe, the country would be in an even worse state.


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    #4923
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Nama Crosbie?:mad:


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    #4924
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    "I wrote a lovely letter" - eh? Blowing your own trumpet - nothing like it!


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    #4925
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    This guy is so full of himself he's going to burst.


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    #4926
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    listening to this guy, he seems to have done alot of stuff but actually got NOWHERE!!!


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    #4927
    Fuinseog
    Registered Users Posts: 5,371 ✭✭✭Fuinseog


    Cienciano wrote: »
    I think it's going to be something along the lines of "the government don't want you to set up a business"

    bastard government. if it wasnt for Joe duffy this country wold be ruined


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    #4928
    surferdudz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    Jaysoose wrote: »
    Bet the wife sits at home and listens to him while reading the paper.

    "yes dear..mm-hmm"

    Ahead of his time...get away to feck out of that.
    she 's too busy working in the real world..


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    #4929
    Jaysoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Jaysoose


    Jesus h christ such a moaner..the missus out working to fund seans whimsy..


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    #4930
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    A camera crew should follow him around for a few months

    it would make great comedy


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    #4931
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    He seems to be a magnet for scum

    I just laughed with that comment in mind when he spoke about him being a taxi driver, but left because of a bad experience. Poor chap.


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    #4932
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Fuinseog wrote: »
    is joe minister for employment and small enterprises now?
    That's not what the head shop owners would say...


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    #4933
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Dope. He went bought a premises & insurance before siging An agreement to be allowed operate at that location


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    #4934
    PauloMN
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 10,869 Mod ✭✭✭✭PauloMN


    He should open his stall in the boy band capital of Ireland, Donaghmede. Then Paul could sort him out with some "protection" for a small fee.

    Everyone is a winner!


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    #4935
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    A camera crew should follow him around for a few months

    it would make great comedy

    Show would be called: how to think of everything yet end up with nothing so the wife has to bring in the money


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    #4936
    Fuinseog
    Registered Users Posts: 5,371 ✭✭✭Fuinseog


    PauloMN wrote: »
    He should open his stall in the boy band capital of Ireland, Donaghmede. Then Paul could sort him out with some "protection" for a small fee.

    Everyone is a winner!


    Paul should come on and talk more about his business idea of providing protection.


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    #4937
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    They should play this in advance of that guy coming on the show again to warn us:



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    #4938
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    And we're back to gunplay.


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    #4939
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Is "literally" on the bingo card ? Maybe it shouldn't actually as it's a dead cert everytime.

    You were hit weren't you.
    I wasn't.

    Gets me everytime.


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    #4940
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    "and you were hit Richie"

    "I wasn't hit Joe" :rolleyes:


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    #4941
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    I literally laughed.

    small print, I use literally in the Joe Duffy sense. So no, I didn't laugh.


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    #4942
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    This is Joe's idea of phone s3x...


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    #4943
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    sudzs wrote: »
    "and you were hit Richie"

    "I wasn't hit Joe" :rolleyes:
    Between that and the photographer who didn't win an award, the researchers are in for a bating!


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    #4944
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    Is "literally" on the bingo card ? Maybe it shouldn't actually as it's a dead cert everytime.

    You were hit weren't you.
    I wasn't.

    Gets me everytime.
    Only counts if it's used the wrong way - "He literally bit my head off"


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    #4945
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sudzs wrote: »
    "and you were hit Richie"

    "I wasn't hit Joe" :rolleyes:


    Classic Lahv Lahn. The Joe follows it up with

    "but you thought you were"

    why stop there Joe? Why not just say the following (as we all know you want to):

    "can you say just you were shot for the elderly listeners of Lahv Lahn?"


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    #4946
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    Namecheck for Saint John Lonergan again. Bless his name.


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    #4947
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Joe talks about €400 (even though it was punts back then) as if it was just pocket change to him, oh wait...


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    #4948
    PauloMN
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 10,869 Mod ✭✭✭✭PauloMN


    "what do the Germans think of us now?"

    ffs. Quiet day at the office for Joe. Take the chit-chat offline!


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    #4949
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    The news is too depressing but he listens to Lahv Lahn? :eek:

    Ok, I listen to it to laugh my arse off but I get the feeling I'm very different to that last caller.


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    #4950
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    What's going on here now ? Auditions for Funny Friday ?


    Actually, this is good. We now know what Joe sounds like when he's really laughing, come next Funny Friday Sil and the lads are going to be very disappointed men.


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    #4951
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    This is as funny as Funny Friday. I mean it's LITERALLY as funny as Funny Friday.


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