Liveline Thread 25/7/12 to 12/10/2012

syklops

I didnt think he was going to dedicate half the show to that. But he did.

Big Daddy Cool

its 3.03 whats going on :eek:

signostic

Having failed to draw tears today, I think Joe should have waited on to interview Mooney on the death of the barn owl...tears would flow methinks

syklops

signostic wrote: »

Having failed to draw tears today, I think Joe should have waited on to interview Mooney on the death of the barn owl...tears would flow methinks

Joe:"And tell me Derek. What colour was the Barn Owl?"

IvyTheTerrible

syklops wrote: »

Joe:"And tell me Derek. What colour was the Barn Owl?"

And how did you feeeeel Derek when you saw the cold lifeless corpse of your beloved owel?

SEPT 23 1989

An wha was yor owels difference Derek ya know before he dy ed

syklops

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

And how did you feeeeel Derek when you saw the cold lifeless corpse of your beloved owel?

Joe:"When you heard that it was the oil that had killed your beloved dear friend. Did you say anything? Did you heh heh, did you heh, did you say "Oil I avenge you my feathered friend heh"
Derek:"Its too soon for jokes Joe"
Joe:"Sorry Derek, sorry. Did you consider suicide?"
Derek:"No, I was cut up about it certainly, but I wasn't that low"
Joe:"No, I meant do you think the owl committed suicide. By jumping into the oil. Maybe the pressure of being on screen 24 hours a day, having to remain well preened at all times, seeing the comments on twitter.... Do you think it was too much.
Derek:"I didnt think of it, but now you mention it.... Could this have been my fault? Could I have prevented this from happening? Maybe if I'd turned the stream off at night for his own privacy, maybe.... maybe he'd still be here..... sniffs
Joe:"Let it out Derek. You weren't to know you were slowly smothering him with fame and fortune. You weren't to know you would send him to an early oily grave. Let the flood gates open Derek, let it out....
Derek:"What have I done?!?
Joe:"yeah yeah yeah"<sighs>

europa11

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

And how did you feeeeel Derek when you saw the cold lifeless corpse of your beloved owel?

"Joe, I was with 'a friend' and it was as hard for him as I found it hard Joe ....and equally hard to say Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! to Barney"

SEPT 23 1989

Who oiled up the bird?

syklops

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Who oiled up the bird?

Brek mistook the bird for her snack box dinner.

IvyTheTerrible

syklops wrote: »

Joe:"When you heard that it was the oil that had killed your beloved dear friend. Did you say anything? Did you heh heh, did you heh, did you say "Oil I avenge you my feathered friend heh"
Derek:"Its too soon for jokes Joe"
Joe:"Sorry Derek, sorry. Did you consider suicide?"
Derek:"No, I was cut up about it certainly, but I wasn't that low"
Joe:"No, I meant do you think the owl committed suicide. By jumping into the oil. Maybe the pressure of being on screen 24 hours a day, having to remain well preened at all times, seeing the comments on twitter.... Do you think it was too much.
Derek:"I didnt think of it, but now you mention it.... Could this have been my fault? Could I have prevented this from happening? Maybe if I'd turned the stream off at night for his own privacy, maybe.... maybe he'd still be here..... sniffs
Joe:"Let it out Derek. You weren't to know you were slowly smothering him with fame and fortune. You weren't to know you would send him to an early oily grave. Let the flood gates open Derek, let it out....
Derek:"What have I done?!?
Joe:"yeah yeah yeah"<sighs>

Excellent but he wouldn't say committed suicide...can't remember the stupid euphemism he uses though...

syklops

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Excellent but he wouldn't say committed suicide...can't remember the stupid euphemism he uses though...

Your right, he would say "Died by suicide"

signostic

syklops wrote: »

Joe:"When you heard that it was the oil that had killed your beloved dear friend. Did you say anything? Did you heh heh, did you heh, did you say "Oil I avenge you my feathered friend heh"
Derek:"Its too soon for jokes Joe"
Joe:"Sorry Derek, sorry. Did you consider suicide?"
Derek:"No, I was cut up about it certainly, but I wasn't that low"
Joe:"No, I meant do you think the owl committed suicide. By jumping into the oil. Maybe the pressure of being on screen 24 hours a day, having to remain well preened at all times, seeing the comments on twitter.... Do you think it was too much.
Derek:"I didnt think of it, but now you mention it.... Could this have been my fault? Could I have prevented this from happening? Maybe if I'd turned the stream off at night for his own privacy, maybe.... maybe he'd still be here..... sniffs
Joe:"Let it out Derek. You weren't to know you were slowly smothering him with fame and fortune. You weren't to know you would send him to an early oily grave. Let the flood gates open Derek, let it out....
Derek:"What have I done?!?
Joe:"yeah yeah yeah"<sighs>

Skylops...I think a call from the RTE Drama Dept to you is eminent

padd b1975

europa11 wrote: »

"Joe, I was with 'a friend' and it was as hard for him as I found it hard Joe ....and equally hard to say Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! to Barney"

Mooney looks like he just sat on Dermot's "cucumber"

Ooohh Matron!

JonathanAnon

Danny Ellis on with Pat Kenny now.. If he sings that Tommy Bonnar song, I'll never feel safe to switch on the radio at this hour again.

Yakuza

JonathanAnon wrote: »

Danny Ellis on with Pat Kenny now.. If he sings that Tommy Bonnar song, I'll never feel safe to switch on the radio at this hour again.

Sounds like he had a sh1tty childhood - abject poverty followed by his mother basically offloading him to an orphanage :eek:

JonathanAnon

I cant see Gaga ringing him looking to cover it..

neris

Joe thinks poverty is a makey upy fantasy world. He thinks everyone is on €950 an hour

Big Daddy Cool

Yakuza wrote: »

Sounds like he had a sh1tty childhood - abject poverty followed by his mother basically offloading him to an orphanage :eek:

with a childhood like that, i'll be surprised if he hasnt recieved a call from the liveline researchers has'nt rang into liveline for todays show to talk about it.

Big Daddy Cool

would somebody fix Joe Dolans fooking car so i dont have to hear that promo again

neris

who in the genral public do the DAA send letters of authority to? Wouldnt even think Michael OLeary thinks their letters are authority

Jaysoose

Good man joe ask him to tell his story then interrupt him and bring him off the topic at hand.

SEPT 23 1989

Thought you could not do that without trading as the company name

ButtersSuki

neris wrote: »

who in the genral public do the DAA send letters of authority to? Wouldnt even think Michael OLeary thinks their letters are authority

Was just about to post this...WTF?? Joe think because he can wave people through security the DAA is now an official body.....

IvyTheTerrible

Big Daddy Cool wrote: »

would somebody fix Joe Dolans fooking car so i dont have to hear that promo again

Is that ad better or worse than hearing about South Georgia, the size of your thumb?

syklops

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Thought you could not do that without trading as the company name

Don't get me started on the IEDR. I used to be a Hostmaster. :mad:

neris

sounds like the kind of bullying & threatening letters or emails you get from county councils. they always threaten courts and costs

Big Daddy Cool

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Is that ad better or worse than hearing about South Georgia, the size of your thumb?

worse, especially after hearing it every day for what feels like the last 10 years.

SEPT 23 1989

He will probably get 5 times whats it worth if he is dealing with a county council

RadioRetro

It's hardly the stuff of popular discussion. Feck all people will be interested in this, can't see why they decided to lead off with it.