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Liveline Thread 25/7/12 to 12/10/2012

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    #5462
    lucylu
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    pc7 wrote: »
    Joe we aint all boggers, what the hell is a pto? I had to google slurry tank yesterday I didn't know what it was.

    Power Take Off it is on the back of a tractor and it powers any machinery attached to the tractor ..
    As for Slurry tanks I thought they all had to be covered.


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    #5463
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    TIURKINEY?!?! What the FOCK?

    Tourniquet Joe is it? ;)


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    #5464
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    Half the mature audience for this programme have now drifted off to things like "Shure I remember, back in d'day, ye didn't have PTO shatfteens on de farrum so ye were safe as houses. Shure dis modren shtuff is too dangerous. Bring beck de donkey 'n cart".


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    #5465
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    A few beauties from Joe already:

    What did the spanner do?

    TURK-IN-AY (not tourniquet folks, TURK-IN-AY)

    I'm surprised he didn't ask him which arm did he sign the consent form with.:rolleyes:


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    #5466
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    They're on early today :)

    ac238-sm-chrome-slave-collar-w-nipple-clamps-bulk-1.jpg

    Give 'em another squeeze-een Joe


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    #5467
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    lucylu wrote: »
    Power Take Off it is on the back of a tractor and it powers any machinery attached to the tractor ..
    As for Slurry tanks I thought they all had to be covered.
    AFAIK they're not covered when it's being agitated (prior to emptying the pit).


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    #5468
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Blackie the dog. Wonder if the family name is Connors?


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    #5469
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    A few beauties from Joe already:

    What did the spanner do?

    TURK-IN-AY (not touniquet folks, TURK-IN-AY)

    I'm surprised he didn't ask him which arm did he sign the consent form with.:rolleyes:

    Bahahahaha
    PLEASE, marry me? ;)


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    #5470
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    All farm accidents happen at 6 on a Saturday

    all of them


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    #5471
    Cardinal Richelieu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Cardinal Richelieu


    pc7 wrote: »
    Joe we aint all boggers, what the hell is a pto? I had to google slurry tank yesterday I didn't know what it was.

    Power Take Off, its what powers farm machinery using the tractor. Very easy to catch your clothes in it when hooking up machinery when in a hurry.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBSwOS90wgQ


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    #5472
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Sittingpretty wrote: »
    TIURKINEY?!?! What the FOCK?

    Tourniquet Joe is it? ;)

    He is either an absolute feckin eejit, or he has the most inept production team this side of the atlantic.


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    #5473
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    im sorry but if the dog went into a slurry tank, i'm not following it in.


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    #5474
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    Are these things underground with a hole to gain access, or are they built up over ground level (asking out of pure ignorance here)? If underground, should there not be a grate over the entrance?


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    #5475
    lucylu
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    AFAIK they're not covered when it's being agitated (prior to emptying the pit).

    how is it agitated? a big shtick


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    #5476
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    New Safety message from Dept. of Agriculture:

    Cut down on farming accidents by not working between 6-7 on Saturday evenings.


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    #5477
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Jesus that man had to give the HSE his arm to get his baby delivered... I've heard of paying and arm and a leg for something but that is just ridiculous.


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    #5478
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    CAller getting positive, Joe trying to hang up, bad line bad line, more misery porn needed.


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    #5479
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    An arm for a baby...."A good swap" :D

    Only on Liveline!!


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    #5480
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    The Omen would have loved all of this


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    #5481
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Joes lost


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    #5482
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    lucylu wrote: »
    how is it agitated?

    Listening to the radio between 1.45 and 3pm ought to do it.


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    #5483
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Yakuza wrote: »
    Are these things underground with a hole to gain access, or are they built up over ground level (asking out of pure ignorance here)? If underground, should there not be a grate over the entrance?

    There are both below ground and above ground tanks.
    There is normally a wall and a gate around the below ground ones but gate are opened to either fill the tank or take slurry from the tank to spread.


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    #5484
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,467 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Ffs lads. People are careless letting kids around tractors and trailers . They have to stir the slurry so that it doesnt block the spreader when they spatter it on the fields. More regulations regarding slurry handling is in order here.


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    #5485
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    "infinitessimal" :rolleyes:


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    #5486
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    The Omen would have loved all of this

    i can picture him now at home banging the kitchen table shouting to the wife, i wanted that topic....I wanted that topic.


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    #5487
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    If they're listening, The Spence family must be loving the show today. :rolleyes:


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    #5488
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,467 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    What about the septic tank charge lads.........


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    #5489
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    I hear joes mates sinn feinn are in clontarf today for their pre dail meeting. Surprised he hasnt called for outrage from his neighbours


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    #5490
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Big Daddy Cool wrote: »
    If they're listening, The Spence family must be loving the show today. :rolleyes:
    I'd imagine they have other things on their minds.

    And I'm sure they would agree with farm safety being promoted.


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    #5491
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Did Joe just mix up a silage pit and a slurry tank?


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