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Liveline Thread 25/7/12 to 12/10/2012

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    #5492
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,467 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    They agitate it with the pto and a big beater aparatus before the suck it out. Mind boggling it is ......**** and dirt ....


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    #5493
    fred funk }{
    Registered Users Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    syklops wrote: »
    Did Joe just mix up a silage pit and a slurry tank?

    Yes.


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    #5494
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    The Liveline Slurrypit


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    #5495
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Why dont they just build in a wire mesh in to the slurry pit so that you can only fall so far?


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    #5496
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    A helpline?

    WTF?

    Are we going to have a helpline for every possible conceivable risk on the planet then?


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    #5497
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    syklops wrote: »
    Did Joe just mix up a silage pit and a slurry tank?

    Same difference to Farmer Joe.


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    #5498
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    High 5 for Dennis!


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    #5499
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Did I hear Joe say "is there a slurry pit helpline for farmers?".
    Jesus wept joe.


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    #5500
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Sittingpretty wrote: »
    Same difference to Farmer Joe.

    One goes in one end of a cow, and the other comes out the other end.


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    #5501
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Why dont they just build in a wire mesh in to the slurry pit so that you can only fall so far?

    The problem is you pass out and fall in so doesn't matter if it's only 6 inches deep you're still a gonner.


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    #5502
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    The wonderful sun gods


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    #5503
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Surprised Brush Shields has not been on

    he talks a lot of sh1te


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    #5504
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    "Shur I wasn't driving so I'd absolutely no idea of where I was!" :rolleyes:


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    #5505
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Did you see his lad?


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    #5506
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,467 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Was it Dobby ?????? Any phone photos.......irish star...newspaper


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    #5507
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    Me, Myself and My husband?


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    #5508
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    What did she she????


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    #5509
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Sittingpretty wrote: »
    The problem is you pass out and fall in so doesn't matter if it's only 6 inches deep you're still a gonner.
    Also you don't have to actually fall in to die, you suffocate too.


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    #5510
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    If she was so bloody concerned then why didn't she approach the child to see if he was ok or needed help.


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    #5511
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Did you see his lad?

    Apparently she wasnt sure whether it was a boy or a girl, but she said it was a boy because only boys do bad things.

    What is her complaint exactly? If half the country were ringing 999 then no bloody wonder she couldn't through.

    There is no chance the boy / girl was wearing beige shorts that looked like he was wearing nothing?


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    #5512
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,467 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Wasnt a thraveler child........caravan nearby....Ni reg cars parked?????


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    #5513
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Why didn't she stop?


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    #5514
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    Also you don't have to actually fall in to die, you suffocate too.
    If you fall in you just ring Joes slurry pit helpline and they'll tell you what to do.


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    #5515
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Suicide..


    the fun continues.


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    #5516
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    Cienciano wrote: »
    If you fall in you just ring Joes slurry pit helpline and they'll tell you what to do.
    I thought thats what he was suggesting for a few seconds


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    #5517
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Every time Joe says "death by suicide" all that I can think of is the desert, "Death By Chocolate" ! :o


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    #5518
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    europa11 wrote: »
    Suicide..


    the fun continues.
    Good chance of tears. Joe has the clamps on standby


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    #5519
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    sudzs wrote: »
    Every time Joe says "death by suicide"

    Do you mean "Diyad boi sewey siyad"?


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    #5520
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    She just said there wasn't any sign for 3 minutes ya knob


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    #5521
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Producer: "What do you fancy to start off the week Joe? Do you want to have a few people on bitching about RyanAir, or do you want to go straight ahead in to the Shinners?"
    Joe: "We'll start off with a bit of death to kick off the show, then ramp it up around 2:10 with a bit of suicide"..


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