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Liveline Thread 25/7/12 to 12/10/2012

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "I found another shirt in the tractor in case any passing motorists would ring the guards on me"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    since when have the gardai become known as the police

    Since NYPD Blue.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Just in from RTE Canteen.........fella up there called Damo isn't talking to Joe ever again. ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Lot on armchair farmers on the air today


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    There should be a PTO hotline aswell.
    "Press 1 if you're caught up in a PTO"
    "Press 2 if you have just lost a limb and need to stop the bleeding"
    "Press 3 if it ripped off your shirt"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    I can't believe Joe didn't ask him what colour the shirt was


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    How are all Joe's staff protected from the methane that comes out of his studio??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    Bloody ladders huge danger on the farm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 947 ✭✭✭zef


    Is it yea...


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    370.jpg


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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Well done Tommy:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "Are oooo still dere Joe........did I ever tell ooo about the time Joe........."



    He's opened a can of worms here I think!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    i take it back, with all the accidents Tommy has had, its quite plausible he could be The Incredible Hulk as he's still around to tell the tales


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Tommy should go on Mastermind. Specialist subject the bleedin obvious.

    "And Joe kids on trailers" :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Not sure why I found that guys last line funny, but I did.
    "Kids on trailers is dynamite"
    Sounds like a film review


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Joe has picked up the 999 issue


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    There is no fast lane mister.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    It isn't the fast lane, it's the overtaking lane!!! :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Did ANYONE stop?

    Jesus, I've stopped when I've seen dogs traversing a motorway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    does Joe not realise that the 999 number is now redundant, when anything happens and i mean anything, most people seem to dial 1850 715 815 instead.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Poor Maria got dumped rapid!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Sure you weren't ringing the Lahhhvhlahhn Mark?

    Oh, here's Poppa!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    Cienciano wrote: »
    Not sure why I found that guys last line funny, but I did.
    "Kids on trailers is dynamite"
    Sounds like a film review
    I spat on my screen laughing when he came out with that


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    puwer childer


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    europa11 wrote: »
    Just in from RTE Canteen.........fella up there called Damo isn't talking to Joe ever again. ;)

    It will really top off a bad day for Damo if Joe starts talking about Castleknock!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Aengus Mcanally on the Mooney Show.

    I know what i wont be listening to this evening.

    Is Joe really so thick that he doesnt understand or has he an agenda here against the Gardai?

    1 boy on M50. Hundreds if not thousands of people whizzing past. Hundreds if not thousands of people dialling 999 all at the same time. Not enough Gardai to all answer the phones at the same time. Why does he keep going on about it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    syklops wrote: »
    Aengus Mcanally on the Mooney Show.

    I know what i wont be listening to this evening.

    Is Joe really so thick that he doesnt understand or has he an agenda here against the Gardai?

    1 boy on M50. Hundreds if not thousands of people whizzing past. Hundreds if not thousands of people dialling 999 all at the same time. Not enough Gardai to all answer the phones at the same time. Why does he keep going on about it?



    Thanks for the warning Syk, time to get out!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    Joe's slacking now, ending on an upbeat note? Disgrace.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    Fungus :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    was'nt a happy ending for poor maria, shes still on the line. hello....hello...anybody there....Joe. :D


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