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Liveline Thread 25/7/12 to 12/10/2012

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    lazy cnut hasnt used the oven since Sunday


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    my friend wrote: »
    short story long

    Exactly, bring it back to DID or whoever and get it sorted, or ring the NCA (don't tell Duffy though)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Did she use Cilit Bang to clean it?!! :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    Thanks for making sure we know it wasn't the microwave door that exploded, Joe, deffo needed that pointing out to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    RadioRetro wrote: »
    Wtf? Police chiefs with Irish surnames? So flippin' what?

    That was the first sentence I heard, and honestly I was expecting him to say it was some small Caribbean island that it was so significant.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Jaysoose


    This is important stuff and certainly worthy of time on the national airwaves..

    so it didnt actually explode the glass broke and fell on the floor..

    IT DIDNT EXPLODE JOE..stop telling lies.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Non story. get off the air looking for a free oven ya chancer


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Bet its a Beko


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    she heard an explosion and didnt know if anything had happened her son, so she stood there frozen :rolleyes:.

    Son delighted by her quick response to see if he was alright.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    vicwatson wrote: »
    Exactly, bring it back to DID or whoever and get it sorted, or ring the NCA (don't tell Duffy though)

    shes building a trauma case for her son that something could have happened to.... :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    BEKO BEKO BEKO maybe?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    What use is this item, Joe, if you don't allow them to give the brand name?


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    WHAT TYPE OF BANG, OH FFS


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    "was it a thunderclap bang or a muffled bang..." :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Joe ...."How old is your oven Mary?"

    caller...."About as old as one of Syl Fox's jokes Joe"


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Joe tries to describe a bang...... The mind baffles


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    What was the decibel frequency?????


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    vicwatson wrote: »
    WHAT TYPE OF BANG, OH FFS

    What colour was the bang?!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Jaysoose


    Kewk-in...

    Thunder clap bang? muffled bang?...so it was like an explosion..are you sure..so this explosion cast glass about 12 inches in radius.. or did the glass fall out of the door and it shattered on the ground thus dispersing a little bit on the floor..


    LIARS


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭giftgrub


    Public service broadcasting at its finest....


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    sudzs wrote: »
    What colour was the bang?!! :D

    what was it's difference? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Was it Tom Jones that sold her the oven?


  • Registered Users Posts: 57 ✭✭HANDA


    Why, why, why are they ringing Joe aout their ovens! Why would they ????:confused:


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 153 ✭✭rollcall


    Its probably livline listeners trying to get their heads into the oven. :D The model of over is called a Tom Jones, as its 'not unusual' for this to happen!


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    vicwatson wrote: »
    WHAT TYPE OF BANG, OH FFS

    Well joe there was a gang of them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    HE'S ON HERE AGAIN.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend




  • Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    This is nonsense

    How much did yis get in court come on?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭giftgrub


    Waiting for the call from Micko's Ovens in Walkinstown offering her a free range kewker....

    Followed by 10 minutes of Joe asking them how business is...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    Didn't he do something like this almost a year ago about glass tables shattering, vases breaking. He had an "expert" on at end of show that said any cracks caused by diamond rings etc. When glass cools down it shatters.


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