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Liveline Thread 25/7/12 to 12/10/2012

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    #6302
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    My heart bleeds for a landlord of two six-bedroom properties...


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    #6303
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    good old fashioned landlord and landlady...reminds of the Les Miserables song


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    #6304
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    Gwan ye good thing! Getting in the bankers, that'll do it.


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    #6305
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    What is she wheezing on about?


    bad line..bad line...


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    #6306
    clappyhappy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    How many puns have been on the show today, think he is giving himself a slap on the back for each one he gets in.


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    #6307
    telekon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Magnums of champagne? The three twins must have been tenants in this place.


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    #6308
    Fuinseog
    Registered Users Posts: 5,371 ✭✭✭Fuinseog


    signostic wrote: »
    Trinity Halls was not there when Joe was at Trinity...i think

    he kept quiet about Trinners background nevertheless. i am sure he had a few scoops in the day.


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    #6309
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    signostic wrote: »
    good old fashioned landlord and landlady...reminds of the Les Miserables song

    my bad...i tought she said she was a pub landlady...:(


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    #6310
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    Damn, the RTE transmitter here has gone u/s. Oh wait, the static is more entertaining than that last caller.


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    #6311
    lucylu
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    an ordinary person my eye


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    #6312
    Ciaran_B
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 1,518 ✭✭✭Ciaran_B


    Thousands of pounds worth of bottles?
    Magnums of champagne?


    Good times.


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    #6313
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I'm an ordinary person supplying a service.......

    I can see this becoming the defence of drug dealers, Pimps, extortionists etc. up and down the country.


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    #6314
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "You're a clever man Joe"

    *Ka-ching* You bet he is missus.


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    #6315
    Fuinseog
    Registered Users Posts: 5,371 ✭✭✭Fuinseog


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Slum landlord are we?

    more like a landlord who only wants to get rent and does not look after their house.


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    #6316
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    clappyhappy wrote: »
    How many puns have been on the show today, think he is giving himself a slap on the back for each one he gets in.

    ironically it makes for a great college drinking game !

    :D


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    #6317
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe, she said Magnum - could you not fit in some Tom Selleck/moustache/Magnum PI type puns in?


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    #6318
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Ciaran_B wrote: »
    Magnums of champagne?

    .

    Reckon its the Charlemange you get in Cost Cutters its a magnum and only about €10 a bottle, its a fizzy wine and very low alcohol but tasty.


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    #6319
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    This show had almost every liveline stereotype - taxi drivers moaning, suicide, drunken teenagers urinating infront of nuns, Joe getting completely outraged, blaming bankers on completely unrelated problems, some of the worst puns of all time.
    It just needed someone to mention roma gypsies and call them "romanians" for it to be complete.


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    #6320
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Apologise Joe


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    #6321
    Fuinseog
    Registered Users Posts: 5,371 ✭✭✭Fuinseog


    i remember the landlord who rented a house to students for rag week in Galway and she bitched to joe about the state they left the place in.


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    #6322
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Mooney discussing dinosaurs.. Must be talking bout gaybo and marian


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    #6323
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    ha could'nt resist a dig at pierse doherty


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    #6324
    telekon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    "Thank you Joe for the time to let me go on..."


    He's only given you two minutes love. :rolleyes:


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    #6325
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    And the RTE radio signal's back just as Joe quotes from the link re ministers laundry allowance I posted earlier.


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    #6326
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Classic Lahv Lahn there:

    I didn't hear it myself Joe but I'm outraged.


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    #6327
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Mammy thinks trinners is perfect and full of angels


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    #6328
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Here we go "my little Johnny never........" :)


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    #6329
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    outraged trinity head alert !

    :D


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    #6330
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    This aul one cant breath she is so angry:D


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    #6331
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    This woman is living in dreamland.


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