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Liveline Thread 25/7/12 to 12/10/2012

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    #6842
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    europa11 wrote: »
    Sittingpretty wrote: »
    Getting psyched up for today's show.

    Any subject thoughts?

    Suicide-by-death :rolleyes:



    Maybe he has the wellies on, Ploughing Fair starts today, Joe will probably be delivering the Farm Safety notes during the show. And getting a few tragic tales of those who ended up inside combine harvesters (cue the bailed out puns)


    Please Jesus let it be a bit more positive today, if it weren't for the kick I get from this thread, I doubt I'd tune in at all!


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    #6843
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Jesus wept, :( now News At One have jumped on the sue-ee-soide bandwagon.


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    #6844
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    europa11 wrote: »
    btw, there's new Lahhvhlahn theme music from today..



    Butt it's nat painliss europa, tink a da misiry an da hurtin dat da peepliz dat is left beehynd suffers from when someone suffers a death by sue-ih-cyde.


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    #6845
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    europa11 wrote: »
    Jesus wept, :( now News At One have jumped on the sue-ee-soide bandwagon.

    And you know it's a very worthy topic of discussion but does it really have to be everyday? Joe must have a least a week with it now. One full show with experiences and professional prevention groups would do it much more justice than Joe's shaking head, tutting, misery fest indulgence.


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    #6846
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    "The killers of this man have absolutely no value on life"...

    God that's really gonna hurt them..


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    #6847
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    "The killers of this man have absolutely no value on life"...

    God that's really gonna hurt them..

    Yes, I expect them to call in and say...

    "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me"

    ....and rapidly hang up.


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    #6848
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    "The killers of this man have absolutely no value on life"...

    God that's really gonna hurt them..


    Oh yeah they'll be a long time getting over that one alright ;)


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    #6849
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    "The killers of this man have absolutely no value on life"...

    God that's really gonna hurt them..

    I thought it was around 2000 pounds, I mean Euros, for a hit .


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    #6850
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    wonder did that fella who was on the news at 1 last week sort out the mystery of the disappearing postman in the 1920s


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    #6851
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Sittingpretty wrote: »
    Oh yeah they'll be a long time getting over that one alright ;)

    I can imagine the next time somebody throws 10k on the table in front of them and hands them the picture of some scumbag... They will recoil in horror and say.. "Ah no, I'm not doing that again, not after what RTE News said about me the last time".


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    #6852
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    withless wrote: »
    I thought it was around 2000 pounds, I mean Euros, for a hit .


    The Take Joe Out Fund starts here.............together we can raise €2k :rolleyes:

    If the hitman is skilled enough, he can make it look like "death by sue-ih-cyde". :rolleyes:


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    #6853
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    The Take Joe Out Fund starts here.............together we can raise €2k :rolleyes:

    If the hitman is skilled enough, he can make it look like "death by sue-ih-cyde". :rolleyes:

    Do you rekon hed offer a half price offer on all the fuuny friday idiots aswell


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    #6854
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    ah the poor judges.


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    #6855
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Judges.. the new oppressed... The only reason they could possibly be under pressure on their wages is if they invested badly.... It is ridiculous to try and portray any of them as being in similar situation to the average working man.. They have huge wages, certainty of work, and certainty of a very large pension.. They deserve no sympathy..


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    #6856
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Hot cup of tea - check
    Earphones - check
    Phone - check
    Anti-depressents - check.

    Ok, im ready for todays show.


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    #6857
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    syklops wrote: »
    Hot cup of tea - check
    Earphones - check
    Phone - check
    Anti-depressents - check.

    Ok, im ready for todays show.

    I just ingested half a pack of princess marshmallows.

    Sugar rush - the cheap alternative to anti depressants.


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    #6858
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Judges.. the new oppressed... The only reason they could possibly be under pressure on their wages is if they invested badly.... It is ridiculous to try and portray any of them as being in similar situation to the average working man.. They have huge wages, certainty of work, and certainty of a very large pension.. They deserve no sympathy..

    JA, surely you meant...
    Joe.. the new oppressed... The only reason he could possibly be under pressure on their wages is if he invested badly.... It is ridiculous to try and portray him as being in similar situation to the average working man.. He has huge wages, certainty of work, and certainty of a very large pension.. he deserves no sympathy..


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    #6859
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Judges.. the new oppressed... The only reason they could possibly be under pressure on their wages is if they invested badly.... It is ridiculous to try and portray any of them as being in similar situation to the average working man.. They have huge wages, certainty of work, and certainty of a very large pension.. They deserve no sympathy..

    Ploughing championship today. Will Joe be on or will it be Damien? I can imagine the conversation

    Joe:"Im going to the ploughing championship"
    DG:"Actually Damo says he wants to go. Him being, you know, into that sort of thing, and you know, knowledgeable"
    Joe:"Director-general, thats all very well, but Im the star! I'll draw the crowd"
    DG:"Very well, we'll put PBH covering laiveline"
    Joe:"Nooooo! Not PBH. He wants my job DG! He's evil!"
    DG:"Right so, Damo, despite being an agricultural correspondent, quite a good one in fairness, move your high seat into Joes booth and do Liveline. Joe you can go to the championship"
    Joe:"Now where are me gold wellies"


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    #6860
    Molloys Clondalkin
    Registered Users Posts: 444 ✭✭Molloys Clondalkin


    ahh ffs


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    #6861
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    ah shirley not this again


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    #6862
    JonathanAnon
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    Good afternoon Mary, and when did your biy die by attempt at by suicide..


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    #6863
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Oh God :(


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    #6864
    artful_codger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    Hope we are settled on the bridge name then.

    The Louis Copeland Bridge.


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    #6865
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


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    #6866
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    I'm not listening to this shíte again :( Back to my mp3s for today!


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    #6867
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    ombids man? whats he do?


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    #6868
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Only threadwatching today, am I missing much by way of audio misery?


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    #6869
    Molloys Clondalkin
    Registered Users Posts: 444 ✭✭Molloys Clondalkin


    all this talk of suicide is going to drive me to it,


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    #6870
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Only threadwatching today, am I missing much by way of audio misery?

    Nope.


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    #6871
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    This is flippin' terrible. I wonder how many Liveline listeners have topped themselves since Joe started this crusade?


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