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Liveline Thread 25/7/12 to 12/10/2012

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    #7772
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    Hand on the horn. Can I help you. She got jealous is all


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    #7773
    Ciaran_B
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 1,518 ✭✭✭Ciaran_B


    She had her hand on the horn.


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    #7774
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    This is why most taxi drivers have a cosh under their seat.


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    #7775
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Oh hang on a minute, she has her hand on the horn now? She never mentioned that she had participated in the sexual act ???


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    #7776
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Hand on the horn Joe


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    #7777
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "Hand on the horn"

    Unfortunate choice of words there.....


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    #7778
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    pc7 wrote: »
    You know the 5 lamps Joe, go hang your boooolllox off them

    Ah leave it ou, leave it fookin ou


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    #7779
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    A green light.....from the goings on in her cab, a red one might be better. :)


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    #7780
    Suzie4
    Registered Users Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Suzie4


    what was she saying joe?


    well she wanted to know did i want her to go down on me joe...

    simple as that..

    how about a red light joe...for the sex available in the back of the taxi joe??:D:D:D


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    #7781
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Hand on the horn Joe

    For a fiver? Not bad. Whats her name again?


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    #7782
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,054 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Distress signal SOS


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    #7783
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    tears are running down my face, best call in ages!


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    #7784
    eviltwin
    Registered Users Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    We know the real reason Joe the dirtburd wants the CCTV :p


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    #7785
    lucylu
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    medication for whiplash :rolleyes:


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    #7786
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Taxi driver solidarity

    It only applies when they want to fúck traffic up for the rest of us by 'striking'


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    #7787
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    more horns


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    #7788
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Witnesses :eek:

    f**k that...anyone got any YouTube footage :D


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    #7789
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    A blaring horn wha


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    #7790
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    LOL. "Unfortunately I lost his card, but I found it again". Tragic ending to the story.


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    #7791
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Whiplash.

    What is it about irish people that they get injured in a car and they turn into spinal surgeons and diagnose themselves with whiplash.

    A 20 minute call to sak the question"Why dont taxi drivers stop for other taxi drivers"

    "I lost his card but I found it again"

    Wow.


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    #7792
    Suzie4
    Registered Users Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Suzie4


    and did you get excited at any time helen...

    i mean were the windows steaming up helen?


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    #7793
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    This Taxi even beats the Benga bus


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    #7794
    yosser hughes
    Registered Users Posts: 3,895 ✭✭✭yosser hughes


    The woman is entitled to earn a living without putting up with that. However Dublin is a dangerous place at night,I wouldn't do it. Being attacked seems to be an occupational hazzard.

    BTW Fergus Finlay was a Labour Party spin doctor.


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    #7795
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    lucylu wrote: »
    medication for whiplash :rolleyes:

    More like medication for Miss Whiplash in the back of the car.


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    #7796
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Still no Images of the Truck incident posted :(


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    #7797
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Hand on the horn Joe

    What colour was it??!! ;)


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    #7798
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "Running out of time" no you're not! Ah Duffer you coward. :)

    Best LL laugh for a long time.


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    #7799
    rollcall
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 153 ✭✭rollcall


    What height was the girl says Joe, not very tall as she was 'A goblin'!!


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    #7800
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Toenails:D


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    #7801
    Suzie4
    Registered Users Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Suzie4


    " i cant go to naas joe,as it breaks my heart"

    line of the year..

    tumbleweeds....


    irish towns are pure awful...everyone knows that.


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