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Liveline Thread 25/7/12 to 12/10/2012

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    #9272
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Harry Angstrom wrote: »
    This is turning into a Dutch auction. One guy has a pacemaker fitted at 17. Another has a pacemaker fitted at 8. Anyone out there who can go lower???

    I can go one better again.

    I've never had a pacemaker fitted !

    Beat that Joe.


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    #9273
    HANDA
    Registered Users Posts: 57 ✭✭HANDA


    I thought this wan said she was nervous! Now she won't shut up!!!!


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    #9274
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "Cardiac episodes"

    It's turning into a feckin soap opera.


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    #9275
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "Back to Cardiac Episodes...how many heart attacks had you Paddy?"

    "Nine, Joe"

    Half expecting Joe to say "we have a new leader...nine and just 15 minutes left, can youuuuuuzze beat nine cardiac episodes and win tickets to see Brush Shiels alive in James Connolly Hospital"


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    #9276
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    "his name wasnt johnny he was of African origin"


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    #9277
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    ffs hospital fm :mad:


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    #9278
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Mum with stroke.

    Joe's eyes light up.

    Awful pun about the Cusack Stand though.


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    #9279
    Aidric
    Registered Users Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Is this Paul Gogarty?


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    #9280
    baldbear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭baldbear


    Sounds like magic mushrooms.


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    #9281
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    I'd be scared if I saw a big black spot of mould in the corner of my ceiling too.

    Is having "the Fear" a recognised medical term now ?


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    #9282
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    europa11 wrote: »

    His leg is acting up again!

    Its this damp weather, he's like a weather vane, he needs to be careful the dampness doesn't get him (or the that 3 twins don't spike him with e)


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    #9283
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "The dark night of medication"

    How about some sympathy for us Joe. We've been having the greatest collective nightmare since 1:45 - without meds.


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    #9284
    Fuinseog
    Registered Users Posts: 5,371 ✭✭✭Fuinseog


    bring on few junkies and they can talk about their hallucinations.


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    #9285
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    FFS This sort of thing happens to loads of people. The same thing happened to my dad after he had a heart operation but I won't be ringing up Liveline :rolleyes:


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    #9286
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    The clown from IT..

    pennywise.jpg
    (edit:happier clown image for upset poster)

    Is actually Tim Curry..

    200px-Tim_Curry_cropped_new.jpg

    piece of useless trivia for ye all..


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    #9287
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Joe hurt his leg jumping off the wardrobe :D oh this is so bad I'm getting giddy!


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    #9288
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    My mum had hallucinations too but she didn't tell us what they were.


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    #9289
    baldbear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭baldbear


    Ha ha a feckin sniper , liveline gold!!!!


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    #9290
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    "I thought my daughter was a sniper and was trying to kill me"! I want what he's on!


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    #9291
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    That is some case of the horrors.


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    #9292
    Fuinseog
    Registered Users Posts: 5,371 ✭✭✭Fuinseog


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    I'd be scared if I saw a big black spot of mould in the corner of my ceiling too.

    Is having "the Fear" a recognised medical term now ?

    i thought it was a programme on rte


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    #9293
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    claire-byrne.jpg

    I'm just re hashing this picture again for no other reason other than I like it !

    Who is she anyway ?


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    #9294
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Oh Jebus JonAnon take that picture down, I'm terrified of clowns and cats thanks to Stephen King! :(


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    #9295
    Kolido
    Registered Users Posts: 13,366 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    lot of spoofers on today


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    #9296
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Lapin wrote: »
    I'm just re hashing this picture again for no other reason other than I like it ! Who is she anyway ?

    Clare Byrne.. (same name as the caller)..


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    #9297
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    The clown from IT..

    Horrifying photo.

    Thanks Jonathon, nightmares for me tonight!

    (fecking hate clowns thanks to that film!)


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    #9298
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Ivy you didn't need to repost it!!!!!!


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    #9299
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Damnblince :)


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    #9300
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Heya Georgie wanna balloon?


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    #9301
    baldbear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭baldbear


    Pumping away, snipers and randy talk. great days work joe.


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