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cson

A player breaks someones leg in a reckless tackle; it was purely accidental.

The ubiquitous "Are X and X Done?" threads whenever a team goes through a bad spell.

Mr Alan

Arsenal fans crying about the incredibly rare instances when people get leg breaks as if a broken leg = death. Key words usually being "reckless" or "excessive" (although it's only ever reckless/excessive if there is an injury done, otherwise its the kind of tackle you see a good few times every game).

Broken leg is an occupational hazard for a footballer. Man up people.

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

Arsenal fans crying about the incredibly rare instances when people get leg breaks as if a broken leg = death. Key words usually being "reckless" or "excessive" (although it's only ever reckless/excessive if there is an injury done, otherwise its the kind of tackle you see a good few times every game).

Broken leg is an occupational hazard for a footballer. Man up people.

Nah, Balotelli got away with a worse than reckless tackle last season that Arsenal fans were very annoyed about despite there being no injury resulting from it.

Lawrence1895

LiamMc wrote: »

On Irish-based MB's in general:

1. Posters using "Everybody knows..." in attempt to gain support for weak argument(s).

2. The insular Football View of a small but significant number of League of Ireland posters.

3. Posters becoming apoplectic at a Minority view being expressed.

The result is for me, it reaffirms that Football Supporters are some of the most Conservative, narrow-minded members of my Community.

It's the same like 'It is normal, that...', isn't it?

Mr Alan

Deleted User wrote: »

Nah, Balotelli got away with a worse than reckless tackle last season that Arsenal fans were very annoyed about despite there being no injury resulting from it.

Holy ****, are you saying there was a bad tackle in a football match?!?!!?

I refuse to believe that could be true! :eek:

it's football, there will always be bad tackles,who cares? man up!

Samich

"He's a cracking player"

Unpopular posts being called as trolls

cson

SF posters terming 'tackles' that would be assault in any other place of work as 'part of the game'.

Mr Alan

Mr Alan wrote: »

Holy ****, are you saying there was a bad tackle in a football match?!?!!?

I refuse to believe that could be true! :eek:

it's football, there will always be bad tackles,who cares? man up!

I agree, cards and suspensions should just be for racial abuse.

Knex*

The inevitable "Oh for God sake, Ray Wilkins" matchthread posts everytime he commentates.

Jimmy Iovine

Knex. wrote: »

The inevitable "Oh for God sake, Ray Wilkins" matchthread posts everytime he commentates.

Followed by about 10 posts saying "my word".

losthorizon

LiamMc wrote: »

On Irish-based MB's in general:

1. Posters using "Everybody knows..." in attempt to gain support for weak argument(s).

2. The insular Football View of a small but significant number of League of Ireland posters.

3. Posters becoming apoplectic at a Minority view being expressed.

The result is for me, it reaffirms that Football Supporters are some of the most Conservative, narrow-minded members of my Community.

Having travelled abroad for loads of European games I can tell you that LOI fans are probably the LEAST insular you will find.

cson

The absolute needless fanfare of starting match threads with images of the clubs badges/kits/players/history/groundsmen.

Mikeyt086

The outrage when a Match Thread does not have said images of the clubs badges/kits/players/history/groundsmen.

Leiva

1.) the Martin O' Neill debate.

2.) Selective memories on some fans when a player dives and they give out, but as quiet as a mouse when there own players do it.

3.) the "these things even themselves out" B.S excuse for point 2 above.

4.) my cock is bigger than your cock

5.) recipes for omelettes

Jesus Wept

World class.

cson

cson wrote: »

The absolute needless fanfare of starting match threads with images of the clubs badges/kits/players/history/groundsmen.

Once each image is about the same size I don't mind. :pac:

Oat23

Pats fans always complaining in European threads that UEFA have it in for them and they will be drawn against a team from [insert backward country that is far away and difficult/expensive to get to]

Every year :pac:

Mushy

Stovelids weekly thread for upcoming LOI fixtures.

losthorizon

Oatesy23 wrote: »

Pats fans always complaining

Every year :pac:

Fixed that for you!

celtictiger32

dreamers75 reeferring to pats as 'irelands european club'

super_furry

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celtictiger32 wrote: »

dreamers75 reeferring to pats as 'irelands european club'

dreamerz75 being an itk for the whole league, and saying every club is fúcked, but all is rosey in the garden at richer.

cson

Des wrote: »

dreamerz75 being an itk for the whole league, and saying every club is fúcked, but all is rosey in the garden at richer.

On that note; the wider body of SF participants being experts at how to revitalise the domestic game/league in the annual LOI club going out of business thread.

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cson wrote: »

On that note; the wider body of SF participants being experts at how to revitalise the domestic game/league in the annual LOI club going out of business thread.

Again on that note.

Every July/August Fans of EPL teams telling fans of LoI teams that they should support other LoI teams in Euro games.

As if they'd support any other EPL team in Europe.

But they expect LoI fans to support other LoI teams because "we're all oirish init".

Condescending assholes.

stovelid

Being told by Irish people that will never, ever go to a domestic game that being called names on the Internet will make them never ever go to a domestic game.

invinciblePRSTV

Old gits who have a smart answer for everything

That_Guy

The word "justice" is gonna get used an awful lot. It's fúcking cringeworthy.

Daemos

Liverpool vs Man United debates descending into the usual sh1t

PL vs LOI debates descending into the usual sh1t