secret few days away from wife and kid

sancho panza

is it sketchy that I've booked a few days away while my wife goes to see her parents in spain and her with the kid in tow?
she doesnt know and i dont really fancy telling her.


I should add, i'm going to amsterdam for the few days :pac:

IvySlayer

sancho panza wrote: »

I should add, i'm going to amsterdam for the few days :pac:

The Anne Frank Museum is really educational.

Gran Hermano

Secret holiday, surprise souvenirs for the wife!

boogle

I love how you're boasting about this on an internet forum.

xL

To Spain she says eh ?

Tombi!

14 posts in the last 5 years (give or take two months)

And you're asking about how to get to hookerland and hashland?

Are tickets cheaper if I book with you?

kfallon

IvySlayer wrote: »

The Anne Frank Museum is really educational.

He'll be paying someone to give him an 'Anne Frank' :pac:

grindle

sancho panza wrote: »

is it sketchy...I should add, i'm going to amsterdam for the few days :pac:

If you're going for prozzies, I hope the connie bursts, along with the tip of your glans.

Enjoy the herpetic reward!

Sauve

One of my best mates is Spanish. Has a small child. Told me recently that she's going home for a few days soon.
Hmmmmmm......

Schorpio

sancho panza wrote: »

is it sketchy that I've booked a few days away while my wife goes to see her parents in spain and her with the kid in tow?
she doesnt know and i dont really fancy telling her.


I should add, i'm going to amsterdam for the few days :pac:

No, it's not sketchy in the slightest. That's why you felt the need to ask. In fact, I'm sure you're overthinking it OP. Imagine her delight if she came home early and found out! You'd be in her good books for ages!

token101

No I'd reckon she'll be totally cool that you're going to a destination renowned for sex and drugs.

Pottler

Sauve wrote: »

One of my best mates is Spanish. Has a small child. Told me recently that she's going home for a few days soon.
Hmmmmmm......

busted!:D Sounds like a great plan OP, sure what could possibly go wrong?

mauzo

Eh would you not just tell her??

What will she care sure shes away herself

Unless youre going to get high and get the shag off Itchy the stripper with no teeth!

Sauve

To be honest, from what I know of you I'm not surprised OP. :mad:
I always knew there was something off about you. Talk about hanging yourself, you idiot :mad:

mauzo

Sauve wrote: »

To be honest, from what I know of you I'm not surprised OP. :mad:
I always knew there was something off about you. Talk about hanging yourself, you idiot :mad:

Sweet jesus if youre right and its him I will literally sh*t myself laughing

Sauve

syndeyfife wrote: »

Sweet jesus if youre right and its him I will literally sh*t myself laughing

I hope I'm not right.
Pretty sure I am though

starbelgrade

Gran Hermano wrote: »

Secret holiday, surprise souvenirs for the wife!

I'm sure he'll bring her back something lovely that she always wanted.

Either that or crabs.

Pottler

Sauve wrote: »

I hope I'm not right.
Pretty sure I am though

That sweet sound of freshly minted faeces gliding through the swishing blades. Good enough. Lifes a bitch, aint it Pancho.

mauzo

Sauve wrote: »

I hope I'm not right.
Pretty sure I am though

I think hes ran away to cancel his flights....

Real Life

i really want to see how this turns out but i also want to go to bed. come on OP your move.

Goat the dote

Sauve wrote: »

syndeyfife wrote: »

Sweet jesus if youre right and its him I will literally sh*t myself laughing

I hope I'm not right.
Pretty sure I am though

Would you tell his wife? I'm female btw in case that sounds like a man question.
If it was my husband id want to know but id be devastated too if that makes sense

The Clown Man

Why oh why did I leave half a box of popcorn behind in the cinema ...

mauzo

The Clown Man wrote: »

Why oh why did I leave half a box of popcorn behind in the cinema ...

I only said this the other day on here, YOU NEVER LEAVE THE POPCORN!! Seriously I go to the cinema for the popcorn not the movie!!

Jimmyhologram

I will never judge another person for infidelity, as I think it's something that any one of us can succumb to in the right circumstances.

Bragging about it online with smiley-faced emoticons in tow however, well that's just a monument to the hubris of mankind.

Sauve

Goat the dote wrote: »

Would you tell his wife? I'm female btw in case that sounds like a man question.
If it was my husband id want to know but id be devastated too if that makes sense

It's not something I'd make a decision on at midnight after two glasses of wine. I'll sleep on it.
Don't have time for this shíte tbh but I'm kinda dragged into it now :mad:

sancho panza

eh 2 things.

dont know who the **** your referring to in regard to the hanging stuff but it aint me. and slagging someone about a potential suicide scenario only re-iterates why your more than likely at home on your own on a friday night. good lad.

i used to live in the dam and have enjoyed its pleasures quite a number of times before. truth is i just fancy a few days away from the domestic situation and the fact it is amsterdam is why i'm not especially vocal in letting my wife know.

anyways thanks for the insights.

and when it comes to hookers , always double bag it!

up for anything

Sauve wrote: »

I hope I'm not right.
Pretty sure I am though

Do come back and let us know if you are.

Real Life

he never said he was going to do hookers anyway so it could be innocent enough. theres a lot more to amsterdam than drugs and hookers. of course it they are what you are looking for its great for that too.

Knex*

sancho panza wrote: »

eh 2 things.

dont know who the **** your referring to in regard to the hanging stuff but it aint me. and slagging someone about a potential suicide scenario only re-iterates why your more than likely at home on your own on a friday night. good lad.

i used to live in the dam and have enjoyed its pleasures quite a number of times before. truth is i just fancy a few days away from the domestic situation and the fact it is amsterdam is why i'm not especially vocal in letting my wife know.

anyways thanks for the insights.

and when it comes to hookers , always double bag it!

That's possibly even more stupid than your trip to Amsterdam tbh.

Schorpio

I think we've all been reminded of a valuable AH lesson here folks.

NEVER brag about your actions, ONLY criticise the actions of others in a condescending manner.

:pac:

Sauve

sancho panza wrote: »

dont know who the **** your referring to in regard to the hanging stuff but it aint me. and slagging someone about a potential suicide scenario only re-iterates why your more than likely at home on your own on a friday night. good lad.

Not at all, it's a figure of speech. "Hanging yourself" "Shooting yourself in the foot" "Walking into it" etc....
I did not refer to suicide whatsoever OP.

monkeysnapper

fe*ck this anyway, i was just about to go to bed, !!!!! ill have to go stick the dam kettle on now!!!!! aaaghhhh

jesus_thats_gre

Sauve wrote: »

It's not something I'd make a decision on at midnight after two glasses of wine. I'll sleep on it.
Don't have time for this shíte tbh but I'm kinda dragged into it now :mad:

Yeah, you are "kinda dragged into it"..........

mauzo

monkeysnapper wrote: »

fe*ck this anyway, i was just about to go to bed, !!!!! ill have to go stick the dam kettle on now!!!!! aaaghhhh

2 sugars, plenty of milk.....and you better have chocolate hob nobs!!

kfallon

OP gets caught, tries to turn it around on the person who unmasked him, fails miserably.....that's it in a nutshell so far for those of you who just joined

Knex*

Schorpio wrote: »

I think we've all been reminded of a valuable AH lesson here folks.

NEVER brag about your actions, ONLY criticise the actions of others in a condescending manner.

:pac:

I have only one rule in life, don't be a tool. Unfortunately the OP is breaking this rule by booking a holiday to Amsterdam behind his wife's back.

He knows its wrong, otherwise he'd have been upfront about it. So he came on here hoping he could get some justification from the internet, on AH of all places, and instead he could end up getting caught by the balls.

Priceless.

mauzo

Knex. wrote: »

I have only one rule in life, don't be a tool. Unfortunately the OP is breaking this rule by booking a holiday to Amsterdam behind his wife's back.

He knows its wrong, otherwise he'd have been upfront about it. So he came on here hoping he could get some justification from the internet, on AH of all places, and instead he could end up getting caught by the balls.

Priceless.

Oh and you forgot how he made it seem like some seedy trip away, and now its just a trip to the dam......for the sights like

Sauve

I'm not going to do anything about this tonight lads, as I said, it's late and I'm pissed so ye can go off to bed.... would ye tell her though?
Feck she'd be devastated

Pace2008

Could you not just tell her? She must be an antibuzz of the highest order if she'd begrudge you a lads holiday when she's not even around.

Real Life

syndeyfife wrote: »

Oh and you forgot how he made it seem like some seedy trip away, and now its just a trip to the dam......for the sights like

just a bit of window shopping

monkeysnapper

syndeyfife wrote: »

2 sugars, plenty of milk.....and you better have chocolate hob nobs!!

fe£ck me ive nachos and dips but i cant really stay up , ive a wife and 2 small children to get up in the morning, :P

mauzo

monkeysnapper wrote: »

fe£ck me ive nachos and dips but i cant really stay up , ive a wife and 2 small children to get up in the morning, :P

Sounds like you could use a holiday.....

BA DUM DUM TSSSSHH

kfallon

syndeyfife wrote: »

Oh and you forgot how he made it seem like some seedy trip away, and now its just a trip to the dam......for the sights like

Yeah we all knew this time tomorrow night he was hoping to be washing his old lad in the sink before getting down to an undy grundy......now he says he's going to buy clogs :rolleyes:

johnROSS

you can walk into a movie theatre in amsterdam and buy a beer, and i ain't talking about no plastic cup. i mean a glass of beer. and in paris, you can buy a beer in macdonalds. you know what they call a quater pounder with cheese in france?

mauzo

kfallon wrote: »

he says he's going to buy clogs :rolleyes:

You funny fooker

The_Thing

Am I the only one who hopes the OP finds his wife on the game in Amsterdam?

Giselle

Sauve wrote: »

I'm not going to do anything about this tonight lads, as I said, it's late and I'm pissed so ye can go off to bed.... would ye tell her though?
Feck she'd be devastated

She might shoot the messenger and never speak to you again, but if you care about her long term happiness, tell her.

If I was married to him, I'd want to know about his secret life. What she does with the knowledge is her responsibility. Make sure you link her this thread so she doesn't have reason to doubt you.

monkeysnapper

syndeyfife wrote: »

Sounds like you could use a holiday.....

BA DUM DUM TSSSSHH

come on lads, lets all have a boardie holiday to the dam together , ill bring my bucket, op is bringing his spade, cause he's gona be doing some serious digging soon lol

Knex*

Sauve wrote: »

I'm not going to do anything about this tonight lads, as I said, it's late and I'm pissed so ye can go off to bed.... would ye tell her though?
Feck she'd be devastated

Hard to say really isn't it. I think I wouldn't mention anything until she comes back anyway, she's taking a break to Spain to see her parents and doesn't need this hanging over her.

My initial thoughts would be I would probably say nothing for a while, if at all. If however she has any suspicions about the weekend I would have no hesitation showing her this thread. If she asked how come you didn't show it sooner tell her the truth, you honestly didn't know if you should and you can't be 100% sure the OP is the same person. Although, you seem fairly certain.

Then again, if you are pretty certain and if ye are good friends, and will be around each other for years, it could well eat away at you and you may end up saying it way down the line. In that scenario you would have been much better off saying it now.

I don't envy your position at all Sauve, and I doubt anything I've said is of any help, more voicing my ramblings if anything.

Schorpio

Knex. wrote: »

....instead he could end up getting caught by the balls.

....or, the person who thinks she knows the OP is actually mistaken and there's some poor innocent fella going to be accused of booking a seedy trip to Amsterdam. :pac:

Knex*

monkeysnapper wrote: »

come on lads, lets all have a boardie holiday to the dam together , ill bring my bucket, op is bringing his spade, cause he's gona be doing some serious digging soon lol

I BET you chuckled away to yourself as you typed that didn't you