No bog roll!? :(

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So, you go into a public jacks and there is no bog roll left. What do ye do ladies and gentlemen of AHs? WHAT DO YE DO??? :eek:

squod

Go to another toilet

Yamanoto

Start a thread on an internet discussion forum.

TeddyTedson

Use the towel.

Overheal

I grow up and realize I should keep that commodity in stock.

Gingernuts31

Don't go if there is no roll .

Pantsface

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Use the towel.

bbam

Simple.
Be an adult and check the roll before you close the door.

Washington Irving

Check if there is any first

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Gingernuts31 wrote: »

Don't go if there is no roll .

Risky, very risky indeed.

3ndahalfof6

see if there is a hoover handy, or just use bog roll.

celt262

I was in the bookies a few years ago and went for a dump.

Did the job and noticed no bog roll, there was a newspaper on the ground so i had no other option but to use it to wipe.

frozenfrozen

crawl under to the next stall

kfallon

Towel, socks, jocks, cardboard toilet roll thing, wallpaper (if there), the options are endless

LETHAL LADY

Shake it like a polaroid picture.

mauzo

Use your hand and give it a wash after.....

mauzo

kfallon wrote: »

Towel, socks, jocks, cardboard toilet roll thing, wallpaper (if there), the options are endless

Was just about to say use your jocks!

Jesus Shaves

**** in the garden and use some leaves

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Saul-Goode9 wrote: »

Check if there is any first

But if you dont check first. But your just after finishing. To your horror there is no roll left.

im invisible

Any newspaper or old magazine handy? Just hop in the shower after

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Jesus Shaves wrote: »

**** in the garden and use some leaves

:rolleyes: Its not the stoneage anymore...

PizzamanIRL

What a stupid thread.

anthonyos

sacrifice a sock

Jesus Shaves

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

:rolleyes: Its not the stoneage anymore...

EXACTLY, normally people buy toilet paper when they go shopping.:rolleyes:

LaVail

All this talk of bog roll has given me the urge to poop, that and the coffee I've had mean it's gonna be a good one.

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PizzamanIRL wrote: »

What a stupid thread.

Saying that isnt much good when your out off bog roll.:pac:

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Jesus Shaves wrote: »

EXACTLY, normally people buy toilet paper when they go shopping.:rolleyes:

Aw damn, it was ment to be about a public jacks.

Jesus Shaves

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Aw damn, it was ment to be about a public jacks.

now it makes sense!
Personally i tend to avoid the use of public jacks unless its touching cloth

kfallon

syndeyfife wrote: »

Was just about to say use your jocks!

Way ahead of my time me

FanadMan

If there's none in any stalls, (and I've done this) grab your cheeks and stretch them......leaving a nice open path for the doodoo to get out. That way you get none on your cheeks which means nothing....or very little to have to clean.

Simples

Jesus Shaves

FanadMan wrote: »

If there's none in any stalls, (and I've done this) grab your cheeks and stretch them......leaving a nice open path for the doodoo to get out. That way you get none on your cheeks which means nothing....or very little to have to clean.

Simples

What if you have haemorrhoids?

RichT

Doesn't everyone just use the three seashells?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBI8uCKi2lI

Schwiiing

'If in the jacks there is no paper, use your finger as a scraper'.

3ndahalfof6

FanadMan wrote: »

If there's none in any stalls, (and I've done this) grab your cheeks and stretch them......leaving a nice open path for the doodoo to get out. That way you get none on your cheeks which means nothing....or very little to have to clean.

Simples

not much good if you got the skitters.

3ndahalfof6

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

What if you have haemorrhoids?

go to the doctors for some cream.

FanadMan

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

not much good if you got the skitters.

That's when you def have to sacrafice some clothing

Boscoirl

if you sacrifice some clothing, what do you do with it then.....? :eek:

FanadMan

Boscoirl wrote: »

if you sacrifice some clothing, what do you do with it then.....? :eek:

Roll it up and throw it in the bin. And don't worry about the person that has to empty the bins......if they did their job, there'd be bog roll in the loos in the first place.

Super-Rush

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

What a stupid thread.

This.