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A Beginners Guide to AH

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  • #52
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Don't start a thread in which your OP is overrun with smileys lol haha :D

    Putting a smiley :o - in particular the big green grin - at the end of each sentence makes you look like a psycho, as does the constant inclusion of the words 'lol' and 'haha' :D


  • #53
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    If you're here 3 months and haven't been offered a shag, you're doing it wrong


  • #54
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    If you're here 3 months and haven't been offered a shag, you're doing it wrong
    Took me 6 years :(


  • #55
    Diapason
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭Diapason


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    If you're here 3 months and haven't been offered a shag, you're doing it wrong

    Still waiting... :(


  • #56
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    If you're here 3 months and haven't been offered a shag, you're doing it wrong

    I offer a shag to everyone, don't think you're that special :pac:


  • #57
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    dr.bollocko is not actually a doctor.


  • #58
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    smash wrote: »
    Took me 6 years :(

    I took pity on you ;)

    You will often see a thread that is about 10 pages long on the 'front page' but you'll always get someone starting their own thread on the same subject without even looking first!


  • #59
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    I offer a shag to everyone, don't think you're that special :pac:

    I never got one.

    :mad:


  • #60
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    'Is it just me...' threads will always be met with a standard barrage of replies containing...



    'yes it's just fcuking you!'


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  • #61
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    davet82 wrote: »
    'Is it just me...' threads will always be met with a standard barrage of replies containing...



    'yes it's just fcuking you!'

    yes it's just fcuking you!


  • #62
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Humour is often subjected to abuse.


  • #63
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    irish-stew wrote: »
    yes it's just fcuking you!

    I learned that the hard way :pac:


  • #64
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    PS/CS workers eat babies, and EVERY woman from Eastern Europe is a supermodel.


  • #65
    Ah_Yeah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭Ah_Yeah


    Start a thread asking for advice on asking a girl out, and you will become famous.


    On AH, like. Don't get ahead of yourself.


  • #66
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Ah_Yeah wrote: »
    Start a thread asking for advice on asking a girl out, and you will become famous.


    On AH, like. Don't get ahead of yourself.

    166 posts...


    GTFO!


    :P


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  • #67
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    smash wrote: »
    PS/CS workers eat babies, and EVERY woman from Eastern Europe is a supermodel.

    And anyone from Poland spends their whole night stalking the canal (in town :pac:) looking for fresh swan :rolleyes:


  • #68
    Ah_Yeah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭Ah_Yeah


    davet82 wrote: »
    166 posts...


    GTFO!


    :P

    I'm a re-reg... Have been around Boards for years ;)

    You GTFO!


  • #69
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    davet82 wrote: »
    166 posts...


    GTFO!


    :P

    1667!!

    ROFLMAO


  • #70
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Ah_Yeah wrote: »
    I'm a re-reg... Have been around Boards for years ;)

    You GTFO!


    LOL
    AH...............where Banned users admit they were banned and then go .....****.


  • #71
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    davet82 wrote: »
    166 posts...

    I see it as 162
    Ah_Yeah wrote: »
    I'm a re-reg... Have been around Boards for years ;)

    You GTFO!
    Let the stalking investigation begin!


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  • #72
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Ah_Yeah wrote: »
    I'm a re-reg... Have been around Boards for years ;)

    You GTFO!

    So what they ban you for? :cool:


  • #73
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Ah_Yeah wrote: »
    I'm a re-reg... Have been around Boards for years ;)

    You GTFO!

    You must be a beginner as well if you missed one of the most important rules.

    :p


  • #74
    Ah_Yeah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭Ah_Yeah


    davet82 wrote: »
    So what they ban you for? :cool:

    Yore...


    Dammit, I won't let it happen again! :p
    irish-stew wrote: »
    You must be a beginner as well if you missed one of the most important rules.

    :p

    Not a ban, closed account! :p


  • #75
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Ah_Yeah wrote: »
    Yore...


    Dammit, I won't let it happen again! :p

    Yore lack of apostrophies?


  • #76
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Ah_Yeah wrote: »


    Not a ban, closed account! :p

    Although just by admitting you are a re reg you have just probably put your self on the Mods hit list.

    Its still a newbie mistake.

    :pac:


  • #77
    Ah_Yeah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭Ah_Yeah


    irish-stew wrote: »
    Although just by admitting you are a re reg you have just probably put your self on the Mods hit list.

    Its still a newbie mistake.

    :pac:

    Continuing the original thread..


    Don't admit you're a re-reg.


  • #78
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I know who she is :pac:


  • #79
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    Ah_Yeah wrote: »
    Yore...


    Dammit, I won't let it happen again! :p



    Not a ban, closed account! :p

    We know all your secrets !!!!!!




    On topic !!!


    Always attempt to belittle the OP


  • #80
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    If you're here 3 months and haven't been offered a shag, you're doing it wrong

    I think it's more the fact that
    a) you have a female avatar
    b) you occasionally make titillating posts (just guessing)
    because I'm fine and good without shag offers from random people I've never met


  • #81
    Ah_Yeah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭Ah_Yeah


    Hardonraging wrote: »
    We know all your secrets !!!!!!

    Dammit, now you will find me!


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  • #82
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Hardonraging wrote: »
    Always attempt to belittle the OP

    If the OP is Stiffler2 or Scanlas the 2nd then just skip the thread :pac:

    Ah_Yeah wrote: »
    Dammit, now you will find me!
    Don't worry, I'll stalk from a distance... carry on!


  • #83
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    I think it's more the fact that
    a) you have a female avatar
    b) occasionally make titillating posts (just guessing)
    because I'm fine and good without shag offers from random people I've never met
    So that's how i do it. :)


  • #84
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    syndeyfife wrote: »
    If you're here 3 months and haven't been offered a shag, you're doing it wrong

    I think it's more the fact that
    a) you have a female avatar
    b) occasionally make titillating posts (just guessing)
    because I'm fine and good without shag offers from random people I've never met

    But the offers turn into great nights out ....
    :)


  • #85
    Goro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭Goro


    I'm only here to post witty retorts and chew Dan bars, and I was never much good at finishing what I started.


  • #86
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    Ah_Yeah wrote: »
    Dammit, now you will find me!


    I'm currently focused on another lady at the moment , but thanks for the concern, should that change however you'll be the first to receive weird pm's and innuendo laced replies..


  • #87
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Immediatley direct the OP to another forum no matter what the topic!


  • #88
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    kfallon wrote: »
    Immediatley direct the OP to another forum no matter what the topic!

    Drama >>


  • #89
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    irish-stew wrote: »
    Although just by admitting you are a re reg you have just probably put your self on the Mods hit list.

    Its still a newbie mistake.

    :pac:


    We had her pegged around 160 posts ago. We are very OCD good like that :p

    69- lame ass flirting ruins threads.


  • #90
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    We had her pegged around 160 posts ago. We are very OCD good like that :p

    69- lame ass flirting ruins threads.
    Someone flirt with Micky so he doesn't feel left out... :D


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  • #91
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    smash wrote: »
    Someone flirt with Micky so he doesn't feel left out... :D

    i had typed out a post for the laugh but it made me sick/dirty so i didnt hit reply :pac:


  • #92
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    smash wrote: »
    Someone flirt with Micky so he doesn't feel left out... :D


    Even i'm not that adventurous !!


  • #93
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Despite what the charter says this is nothing like your local!


  • #94
    barry711
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 136 ✭✭barry711


    Expect slagging and negative comments to your posts

    More often then not when a post is made, a rather lame attempt at a joke is made for the first reply


  • #95
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    barry711 wrote: »
    Expect slagging and negative comments to your posts

    More often then not when a post is made, a rather lame attempt at a joke is made for the first reply

    Crap post. 2/10. Please try harder.


    :p


  • #96
    Goro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭Goro


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Crap post. 2/10. Please try harder.


    :p

    tut tut. Poor form.

    1.5 out of 10.


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  • #97
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    barry711 wrote: »
    Expect slagging and negative comments to your posts

    More often then not when a post is made, a rather lame attempt at a joke is made for the first reply

    Seriously, GTFO! :cool:


  • #98
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Everybody loves shíte puns, and every time a new thread is started people will be busting themselves to try and get a funny first comment.

    Nobody reads the entire thread

    also your gay


  • #99
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    irish-stew wrote: »
    dr.bollocko is not actually a doctor.

    This is true. He is actually a nurse


  • #100
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Where To wrote: »
    1. When you see 'last post by Sharpshooter' on a thread you started it probably means it has been (justifiably) locked.

    2. Don't type any posts with more than ten words in them as no one reads them.

    3. Never start threads at 3am.

    4. People who write in list format are invariably idiots.

    Can anyone think of any more?


    Ironic posts often occur quite frequently in AH.


  • #101
    Goro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭Goro


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    This is true. He is actually a nurse

    As someone who only has 13,459 posts, I don't think you have the right to comment.

    Come back when you have closed your account and started a new one.


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