A Beginners Guide to AH

mikemac1

You want to be a good OP

Post the entire article and you'll get Sherlocked
Post just the link and you'll be called lazy

You need to be Goldilocks and find the perfect balance, get a few lines from the article and add them

It's a fine line and failure while mean either you get snipped by the mods or get abuse from the plebs

thomasj

I used to think after hours was only opened at night so I never went there during the day!

Shryke

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Where To wrote: »

1. When you see 'last post by Sharpshooter' on a thread you started it probably means it has been (justifiably) locked.

2. Don't type any posts with more than ten words in them as no one reads them.

3. Never start threads at 3am.

4. People who write in list format are invariably idiots.

Can anyone think of any more?

Ironic posts often occur quite frequently in AH.

Someone will always need to point out a joke that has been made and draw circles around it in crayon. :P

mikemac1

thomasj wrote: »

I used to think after hours was only opened at night so I never went there during the day!

It's like Abrakababra

You might be drawn to the place at night but you wouldn't go in there sober

syndeyfife

syndeyfife wrote: »

If you're here 3 months and haven't been offered a shag, you're doing it wrong

i don't
i think it's because i appear to be male
and that's fine with me :pac:

Hardonraging

bluewolf wrote: »

i don't
i think it's because i'm clearly male
and that's fine with me :pac:

I always assumed you were a cross dresser ?

Hardonraging

Hardonraging wrote: »

I always assumed you were a cross dresser ?

yeah i'm wearing trousers right now. hawt.

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

yeah i'm wearing trousers right now. hawt.

yeah?, but who's are they?

smash

bluewolf wrote: »

i don't
i think it's because i appear to be male
and that's fine with me :pac:

I was shocked when I found out. But I got over it

kfallon

mikemac1 wrote: »

It's like Abrakababra

You might be drawn to the place at night but you wouldn't go in there sober

Mmmmm taco chips....followed by a severe dose of ringsting! If you are going to Abra make sure you have a loo roll cooling in the fridge

Ah_Yeah

smash wrote: »

I know who she is :pac:

Wait, wut?

Millicent

irish-stew wrote: »

dr.bollocko is not actually a doctor.

So what the fuck was that examination I submitted to about? O.o

humbert

bluewolf wrote: »

i don't
i think it's because i appear to be male
and that's fine with me :pac:

It's because you mod the two most heinous forums on Boards.

On topic: If you're here more than ten minutes you realise there are some people who post in every single thread.

fergiesfolly

Where getting a Thanks doesn't make you either intelligent, witty or entertaining.
This is, after all,AH, where all of the above are in short supply.
Even if the inhabitants think theres an abundance.

TheBegotten

Don't use the phrase "over 9000". It's unheard of here. AH is were everything is treated as facts and actual facts generally considered ignorance. Never take advice from anyone, especially me. If you don't use proper grammar you'll be treated like a mentally challenged 12 year old.

tl;dr RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!


Too many new people 'round these parts...

TheBegotten

TheBegotten wrote: »

Don't use the phrase "over 9000". It's unheard of here. AH is were everything is treated as facts and actual facts generally considered ignorance. Never take advice from anyone, especially me. If you don't use proper grammar you'll be treated like a mentally challenged 12 year old.

tl;dr RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!


Too many new people 'round these parts...

what does the scanner say about his power level???

BillyMitchel

Chucken wrote: »

John Doe1 wrote: »

-Where socially retarded people voice their ignorant opinions
-Where people who cant find reddit go:p

Jazis you're great fun!

What's reddit?

Gummy Panda

Millicent wrote: »

irish-stew wrote: »

dr.bollocko is not actually a doctor.

So what the f[COLOR="black"]uck[/COLOR] was that examination I submitted to about? O.o

Don't worry. That scope actually was a camera.. though the footage may end up on the internet

Hardonraging

bluewolf wrote: »

what does the scanner say about his power level???

Do we still do dragon ball ref's on here ? not so much i think

mikemac1

Post Fr Ted quote
Sit back and get showered with thanks

dr.bollocko

smash wrote: »

stfu and get yer tits out!

mod:

Please refrain from this kind of crap in future.

kfallon

mikemac1 wrote: »

Post Fr Ted quote
Sit back and get showered with thanks

Down with that sort of thing!

*awaits thanks*
:rolleyes:

Hardonraging

dr.bollocko wrote: »

mod:

Please refrain from this kind of crap in future.

If it's in bold and from a mod it means you've been bold

Sleepy

If you want thanks, just pretend to be female and slutty.

mauzo

Sleepy wrote: »

If you want thanks, just pretend to be female and slutty.

Works for me

Hardonraging

Sleepy wrote: »

If you want thanks, just pretend to be female and slutty.

I must try this so !!

davet82

Hardonraging wrote: »

I must try this so !!

not with that user name :rolleyes:

Crooked Jack

Using this smiley --> :rolleyes: <-- for any reason other than to point out how annoying it is, is a great way of identifying yourself to everyone as a bona fide cunt.

Also, regardless of thread topic, someone will attempt to blame Sinn Fein.

Crooked Jack

davet82 wrote: »

not with that user name :rolleyes:

HA! Genuinely didnt see your post before I wrote mine. I meant it in a general way and was not specifically replying to yours.

Sleepy

All depends on whose hard on the username refers to

davet82

Crooked Jack wrote: »

HA! Genuinely didnt see your post before I wrote mine. I meant it in a general way and was not specifically replying to yours.

I know it wasn't your fault... its was sinn feins :P

Gummy Panda

If you make outrageous claims about your looks or body parts, you make to called to judgement by "PICS OR GTFO"

crazy cabbage

924: ninja comments kick ass

There is no dogging in AH.:(

KKkitty

RVP 11 wrote: »

There is no dogging in AH.:(

That's ruff I now have a bone to pick with AH.

Hardonraging

RVP 11 wrote: »

There is no dogging in AH.:(

You need to attend the meet's to take part in that event ...

Micky Dolenz

Gummy Panda wrote: »

If you make outrageous claims about your looks or body parts, you make to called to judgement by "PICS OR GTFO"

I've been told I'm fabulous.

Leftist

Jump to conclusions

Don't be afraid to assume a character in a story is 'scum' if you have any reason whatsoever

Everything is how it looks, there are never two sides, there was never any pre- conditions to consider prior to a discussed outrage.

Safe to assume foreigners are part of a conspiracy against irish people.

Safe to assume anyone unemployed or from an area in the country which has chronic unemployment and/or social housing is 'scum'.

The Snipe

place is full of thanks whores.

If you don't get post on first page (20 posts per page) then you aren't getting thanks.

--Kaiser--

The Snipe wrote: »

place is full of thanks whores.

If you don't get post on first page (20 posts per page) then you aren't getting thanks.

To the uninitiated: people who uses the phrase 'thanks whore' are usually people who lack a quick wit and have an inability to write concise and insightful posts

davet82

The Snipe wrote: »

place is full of thanks whores.

If you don't get post on first page (20 posts per page) then you aren't getting thanks.

jealous? :rolleyes:

The King of Moo

545: Complaining about "thanks whoring" will get you no thanks, but at least you can pretend you don't want any.

341: The little blue arrow beside the thread title takes you to the first new post.

001: You can usually just read the last paragraph of my long posts, as I tend to sum up what I wrote due to my posts usually consisting of confusing ramblings which I try to tie together at the end.

879: If a mod locks your thread, they'll immediately re-open it and thank all of your posts if you start a new thread entitled "Why was my thread locked?"

568: If you don't have an overtly feminine avatar, people will assume you're a man. That's what people always assume about me. And they're right.

syndeyfife wrote: »

If you're here 3 months and haven't been offered a shag, you're doing it wrong

I was once offered a kick in the head from a racist, but that's about all I've got.

K-9

RVP 11 wrote: »

There is no dogging in AH.:(

Au contraire, my inbox is full of interest.

K-9

K-9 wrote: »

Au contraire, my inbox is full of interest.

From all the bitches?

Hardonraging

RVP 11 wrote: »

From all the bitches?

There's not a lot else to do up there in Donegal i guess...

Tombi!

One of the following will be posted every week, without fail: some form of blaming a problem on the non-Irish, the politicians, the women, the men, the Polish (yes, Polish are a different species to many Irish), the immigants or else the dole.

Quite often we get a mixture so expect to her about the Irish-Japanese Jew that's TD and is scamming the dole.


And we're all getting tattoos on the arse, it's an AH thing that sydneyfife started

kfallon

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

And we're all getting tattoos on the arse, it's an AH thing that sydneyfife started

I am in me hole!!! Oh wait....