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  • 31-07-2012 10:07am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,300 ✭✭✭


    I walked into my house to find my wife gone and a note nailed to the wall.

    'We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want £500,000.
    Do not contact the police, we are very determined.
    Await a phone call.'

    They weren't joking about being determined, I've had 36 missed calls from them now.
    ___________________________


    The shootings at the cinema in Denver have ruined the Batman film for me.

    All I can see in my pirate copy is the audience running about.
    ___________________________


    Woke up this morning at 6am with a wicked hangover, listening to the neighbour mowing his fookin lawn.

    My first reaction was to get up and throttle the bastard.

    But then i thought fook it.

    He'll just have to mow round me!!

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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