So, you're digging round the tray in the sauce for the last curry chip...

Sky King

... and you pull something out on your fork. It's not a curry chip.

What, in your opinion is the worst possible thing it could be? Bear in mind you've just eaten the rest of the portion.

Shryke

There never were any chips. It was all a dream. The End.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

A vegetable, because f*ck vegetables!

ft9

Sky King wrote: »

... and you pull something out on your fork. It's not a curry chip.

What, in your opinion is the worst possible thing it could be? Bear in mind you've just eaten the rest of the portion.

A China Man?

latenia

Probably a dick cos that would make you a cannibal and a gayer

cocoshovel

Cockroach...hands down

Sky King

I've thought about this and I reckon a sh!tty bloody condom would probably be in the top 3 worst possible things.

A finger maybe, or some teeth or something

wyndham

Used tampon.

Dolbert

Deep-fried daddylonglegs

Samich

a slug with a big smiley head on it.

Canard

I've heard of that happening with halves of earwigs, so that or any other kind of bug kinda wins for me...

Shryke

Sky King wrote: »

I've thought about this and I reckon a sh!tty bloody condom would probably be in the top 3 worst possible things.

A finger maybe, or some teeth or something

Surely some kind of insectile squid looking parasitic creature writhing about on your fork is going to be worse than some teeth. Have you considered Cthulhu.

lazygal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Wacker The Attacker

Proof that the curry sauce wasnt curry sauce but pox laden diarrhoea

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

A rat's tail.

latte2010

Knob cheese would be fairly disturbing. I mean, how did knob cheese get in the curry chip?? Yach!

Kat1170

benwavner wrote: »

A vegetable, because f*ck vegetables!

Yeah, cos chips aren't made from vegetables ............ oh wait :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Irish Guitarist

The pin from a grenade.

Where To

Sky King wrote: »

... and you pull something out on your fork. It's not a curry chip.

What, in your opinion is the worst possible thing it could be? Bear in mind you've just eaten the rest of the portion.

Is the curry hot?

Chuck Stone

A pedophile.

Jammy Donut

A deep fried Nipple.

SocSocPol

A prawn, hate the fcukers!

Satts

A large plug of earwax.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Kat1170 wrote: »

Yeah, cos chips aren't made from vegetables ............ oh wait :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Bravo,

BillyMitchel

A soggy toenail..

I remember I got a pizza and there was a pube on it and another time I got a cheese burger but the cheese was never taken out of its wrapper

mauzo

benwavner wrote: »

Bravo,

Lighten up brah....tis AH

Lawrence1895

I found the bottom of the tray

jester77

A potato

Kat1170

benwavner wrote: »

Bravo,

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week, personal appearances possible .............. but they're expensive :D:pac::cool:

TIMEisMONEY

your were so anxious to get the last chip that your squeezed the chip tray so hard that your finger goes through and you fork it out with the fork .so your own finger is the answer

Nozebleed

a deep fried sweet and sour foreskin

Tmeos

Human eyeball with accompanying maggots

Praetorian Saighdiuir

syndeyfife wrote: »

Lighten up brah....tis AH

Quiet, you sexy 20 year old!

Kat1170 wrote: »

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week, personal appearances possible .............. but they're expensive :D:pac::cool:

How expensive are we talkin, a whip around like?

mauzo

Maggots would be my worst nightmare!!!

languagenerd

Any part of human anatomy (take your pick of anything already mentioned) but only half of it. Then you'd never know if you'd eaten the other half a finger/toe/cock/nipple...

I knew I shouldn't have opened this thread, I feel pretty ill now!!

dodderangler

A dog collar with the dogs name on it
Or a dogs micro chip

Kat1170

benwavner wrote: »

How expensive are we talkin, a whip around like?

Ooohhhh ........ Very very expensive if whips are involved

djflawless

A big brown log.fresh from the arse of the guy that took your order.who also happens to be the guy you pulled out over the counter in abra after last weekends lash

Sofaspud

Your wife's pretty little head.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Kat1170 wrote: »

Ooohhhh ........ Very very expensive if whips are involved

We should mate, I get paid tomorrow.

kowloon

The physical manifestation of racial hatred.

ejmaztec

kowloon wrote: »

The physical manifestation of racial hatred.

A curry-soaked shrunken illegal immigrant flailing wildly with a rolled up big issue?

tayto lover

A golfball.

Old Perry

A Live Shark!

ejmaztec

A burnt out Nissan Micra with a charred granny still at the wheel.

Profiler

Lord Lucan stark bollock naked riding atop Shergar and there in plain sight dripping in curry sauce is a raging hard "Packie Bonner" that would put the elephant Dirk Diggler to shame (ps the Horse is female) and sure Lord Lucan winks at ye with a knowing eye as if to say "If I wanted you, I could have you, and sure you'd enjoy it, you know you would, you'd enjoy yourself despite yourself" and just then Shergar nearly has a heart attack because it's just seen Gerry Adams, Martin McGuinness and Toireasa Ferris looking in your window and poor Shergar knows he's in trouble and then because he's a "Brit" Lord Lucan gets dead scared and then has himself reclassified at Dublin Castle as Lord Neilstown, which REALLY pisses off Bernard Dunne because nobody messes with Neilstown on Bernard Dunne's watch... FACT!

kfallon

Calamari

djflawless

Hit the bath salts hard profiler?

Profiler

djflawless wrote: »

Hit the bath salts hard profiler?

That depends on how tasty your face is...

shantolog

A fella I know ate most of a personal sized pizza one time, and at the second to last slice he noticed..." a huge big black curly wurly on the f*cking slice"...verbatim so it was...he complained about it and the reply was, "how do I know you didn't put it there"...just letting ya'll know...enjoy your messeroni pizza:D

Super-Rush

Its a nappy!!!!