Any suggestions?

mauzo

Right so Im getting a tattoo on my arse.

I mentioned it years ago that Id do it, and my friends and I made a deal. They would give me 50 euro each if I got something absolutely ridiculous. Theres a fair few of them after getting in on it so whatever money is raised will go to charity.

Yes its very stupid, and no I wont regret it!! :Sure its only a bit of crack :pac:

So Im thinking who better to decide what tattoo I get than the lovely people here

kincsem

Attention seeker.

BillyMitchel

"Enter here" with arrows pointing to your bumhole.

Hardonraging

syndeyfife wrote: »

Right so Im getting a tattoo on my arse.

I mentioned it years ago that Id do it, and my friends and I made a deal. They would give me 50 euro each if I got something absolutely ridiculous. Theres a fair few of them after getting in on it so whatever money is raised will go to charity.

Yes its very stupid, and no I wont regret it!! :Sure its only a bit of crack

So Im thinking who better to decide what tattoo I get than the lovely people here

Wide load!!!

Muckit

bum me

Praetorian Saighdiuir

An arrow pointing to your bumhole with...

"daddy woz 'ere"

harvester of sorrow

Your name, not yours...but"your name".Get it.

girl in the striped socks

Get a tattoo of a hard on aimed at your anus.

Lawrence1895

syndeyfife wrote: »

Right so Im getting a tattoo on my arse.

I mentioned it years ago that Id do it, and my friends and I made a deal. They would give me 50 euro each if I got something absolutely ridiculous. Theres a fair few of them after getting in on it so whatever money is raised will go to charity.

Yes its very stupid, and no I wont regret it!! :Sure its only a bit of crack :pac:

So Im thinking who better to decide what tattoo I get than the lovely people here

What about a portrait of Angela Merkel or Enda Kenny or Richard Bruton? Because they are sh*** :pac:

Any other current politician might do as well, I suppose

Satts

Thinly veiled "I've loads of friends" thread.

mauzo

kincsem wrote: »

Attention seeker.

Pity I cant edit the poll

mattjack

syndeyfife wrote: »

Right so Im getting a tattoo on my arse.

I mentioned it years ago that Id do it, and my friends and I made a deal. They would give me 50 euro each if I got something absolutely ridiculous. Theres a fair few of them after getting in on it so whatever money is raised will go to charity.

Yes its very stupid, and no I wont regret it!! :Sure its only a bit of crack :pac:

So Im thinking who better to decide what tattoo I get than the lovely people here

'Sure its only a bit of crack'.... that'd be a good quote for your arse tattoo.

kwestfan08

Friend of a friend got Mr Tayto on his arse with "Spud Muffin" written under it.

BillyMitchel

Are you going to post the outcome of this tat? if not you know the score...

Hardonraging

Bendover !! it's pure classy like !!

Samich

a massive clock.

Where To

Get a tatoo of a tatoo.

Freaky.

mauzo

Hardonraging wrote: »

Bendover !! it's pure classy like !!

Suits me perfectly so

Richard Hillman

The 2012 USA Mens 200m freestyle relay team

Satts

"H" on the left cheek and "LE" on the right cheek.

Cienciano

Get "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt" done in gothic letters

MaroonAndGreen

insert here with an arrow :P --->

girl in the striped socks

I think we need before & after pictures.
Post a photo of your arse now & another when the tattoo is done.
Otherwise this is just useless.

mauzo

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

I think we need before & after pictures.
Post a photo of your arse now & another when the tattoo is done.
Otherwise this is just useless.

Ill get a boardsie to come with me :pac:

Samich

syndeyfife wrote: »

Ill get a boardsie to come with me :pac:

I'll examine it to make sure it's fit to be tattood, (firmness etc etc)

mattjack

Samich wrote: »

I'll examine it to make sure it's fit to be tattood, (firmness etc etc)

Lack of boils and hair too..

girl in the striped socks

syndeyfife wrote: »

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

I think we need before & after pictures.
Post a photo of your arse now & another when the tattoo is done.
Otherwise this is just useless.

Ill get a boardsie to come with me :pac:

That's not good enough, is it?

crazy cabbage

(b +- sqrt(b^2 - 4ac)) / 2a) You will never forget the quadratic formulla then

BillyMitchel

Please on one cheek and wipe on the other with a brown tattoo mess around your hole and a few hairs sprouting out from your ring for added affect.

mauzo

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

That's not good enough, is it?

He can take a video!

dodderangler

Don't even think of gettin quagmire
That's my drunken tattoo that il be gettin
Just waiting to get really drunk

Gigity gigity gooo

girl in the striped socks

syndeyfife wrote: »

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

That's not good enough, is it?

He can take a video![/Quote

Well you can post a video too... along with the pics.
Now drop the pants & get snapping

Samich

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

syndeyfife wrote: »

He can take a video![/Quote

Well you can post a video too... along with the pics.
Now drop the pants & get snapping

We got girl on girl over here, paging all the people of AH, we got girl on girl over here :pac:

Hardonraging

syndeyfife wrote: »

He can take a video!

Quiet on Set plz !!!

Pottler

Get somthing really cheesy and naff, like a celtic design, or a rose or a butterfly - that will be pretty unique and noone else will have the same as you..oh no, hang on..

mauzo

Pottler wrote: »

Get somthing really cheesy and naff, like a celtic design, or a rose or a butterfly - that will be pretty unique and noone else will have the same as you..oh no, hang on..

I said id only do it if its funny.

Im thinking sh*ts and giggles?!

Tombi!

Very, very important question: are you currently in a relationship and wishing to keep your partner and if not, are you ever looking for a partner?

Eve_Dublin

I know a fella who got a Digestive Biscuit with some crumbs on his arse cheek. I heart him.

mauzo

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Very, very important question: are you currently in a relationship and wishing to keep your partner and if not, are you ever looking for a partner?

Single!

Tombi!

syndeyfife wrote: »

Single!

Well as far as I remember you're straight so if you want to land a man:
I do anal

With the happy face on it, that'll be sure to land you any man you want.

passremarkable

get the words 'star struck' over it!!

mauzo

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Well as far as I remember you're straight so if you want to land a man:
I do anal

With the happy face on it, that'll be sure to land you any man you want.

Ill cut the arse of my jeans out so!!! :P

kfallon

Put a best before date on it

Tombi!

syndeyfife wrote: »

Ill cut the arse of my jeans out so!!! :P

I know I hate flirting but I have to ask... can I uh... tag along as the boardise, please? I'm in Dublin!

mauzo

kfallon wrote: »

Put a best before date on it

Best before 08

I have a horrible arse btw so this can only improve it

mauzo

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

I know I hate flirting but I have to ask... can I uh... tag along as the boardise, please? I'm in Dublin!

haha Ive already got one!! Hes agreed to take a video for me

Samich

kfallon wrote: »

Put a best before date on it

You'd swear it was a dairylea dunkable

dodderangler

Best before a certain period

Feeona

How about 'Mind the gap'.

kfallon

Should look like this:

Don't just stop, stare and linger
O
Please introduce a Sneaky Finger

mauzo

Feeona wrote: »

How about 'Mind the gap'.

Fill the gap would be funnier! :P