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Best spam ever!

  • 01-08-2012 2:39pm
    #1
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭


    Has this really not been posted already?

    A new spam e-mail doing the rounds in Ireland at the minute. Have to say it got a genuine lol out of me. Anyone here received it?

    Some choice extracts:
    Urban Schrott, IT security and cybercrime analyst with internet security company ESET Ireland, has the full text of the spam entitled "Your Life is in Danger". The spammer writes: "As I sit here sipping a martini it is my regretful duty to inform you that you have been selected for assassination."
    "SMERSH have contacted me to assassinate you and have specifically paid extra for a particularly nasty death which makes it look like you died in a particularly bizarre sex game gone wrong," the email continues.
    although he is quite charming for a horse, I don’t think Henry is the most sensitive of lovers."

    http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/bizarre-email-scam-involves-horse-lard-and-sex-toy-death-202533.html


Comments

  • #2
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Too bad for the people who do have a contract out on their life. They're now going ignore the email they from the sympathetic hitman and pay the ultimate price.


  • #3
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,795 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Death to spies?


  • #4
    omahaid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭omahaid


    Whoever authored that spam probably does deserve a few bob. Here is the normal spam I get

    "WhatsUp n o thing Speci a lR esp on dedTau s s igI{c h ange

    Officer sHa dheard The S hotT h eySaw

    it astonished












    guys we havent asked a price"


  • #5
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Mr Hands lover is seeking revenge


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