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It's official. I'm extremely old (and Adultappleflavouredbeveragemale is an OAP)

  • 01-08-2012 3:59pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭


    I just watched this video on the BBC and shed a tear at the naievety of today's youth.... then cried in to my tea as it just dawned on me how exospherically OLD I actually am.

    It's all over. This is the end. :(

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19055707


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 51,886 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    Maybe someday other truths will dawn on you, like for instance the fact that Darius is a poor mans Gradius :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    Retr0gamer wrote: »
    Maybe someday other truths will dawn on you, like for instance the fact that Darius is a poor mans Gradius :P

    4992760500_bee28ea6b7.jpg


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,633 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    Hey, I resent the old jokes!
    I'm hip, down with the youff!
    I listen to the rap music, I like hipputy hop, stock aiken and waterman are the bomb so they are!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,183 ✭✭✭✭Atavan-Halen


    CiDeRmAn wrote: »
    Hey, I resent the old jokes!
    I'm hip, down with the youff!
    I listen to the rap music, I like hipputy hop, stock aiken and waterman are the bomb so they are!

    Wrong! It's all about looking as non human as possible and swearing repeatedly while not making any sense these days.



    Aside from that I'm glad I know about retro stuff and not just playing COD or Halo or whatever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    Aside from that I'm glad I know that Darius is better than Gradius and Salmonhamburger.

    FYP. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,886 ✭✭✭Steve X2


    Pyongyang wrote: »
    FYP. :)

    Nah, Darius sucks a$$. I even gave away one of my Alphas for nothing the other day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭Jack burton


    Right I'm still young, well I'm actually turning 23 in about 10 minutes, and I still think the commodore 64 is the shizz!

    Does that make you feel a bit better Pyong?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,265 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Happy Birthday Jack Man, didn't realize you were so young!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭Jack burton


    Yes with my rugged good looks most people think I'm a rugged 30 somthing

    Thanks for the Birthday wishes!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    Felicitations sir! It makes me feel slightly better!


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 2,975 Mod ✭✭✭✭LoGiE


    Pyongyang wrote: »
    I just watched this video on the BBC and shed a tear at the naievety of today's youth.... then cried in to my tea as it just dawned on me how exospherically OLD I actually am.

    It's all over. This is the end. :(

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19055707

    Yep, I bought Buggy boy and Last Ninja 2 way back when. I have to say Last Ninja still looks amazing when you consider the power of the C64.

    I seem to have blocked out any bad memories relating to failed loads. (Although I'm sure they happened offten) but I do recall having to bring my tape deck in for repair to have the heads realigned every now and again.

    I'm off to play Barbarian on Vice and listen to the ocean loader on repeat for a few hours. Damn I love that machine.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,633 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    I was playing Tau Ceti back then, as well as Bobby Bearing and Mercenary, good days indeed.
    Schoolyard discussions on what games were great, what computers sucked....
    You just can't have those conversations anymore.
    Mostly because the you'll get arrested for being a man in a schoolyard talking to boys...


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 51,886 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    I don't think I ever had a load fail error. Usually the game would just get stuck at the loading screen indefinitely, although that might just be because the game has terrible load times, or else the game would load horribly glitched although this sometimes brought it's own hilarity like when Street Fighter 2 loaded for me once and everything was fine except every time I hit the enemy the would split into 6 sprites and fly across the screen as if they exploded. I that was pretty much the only enjoyment I got out of that game.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    LoGiE wrote: »
    I seem to have blocked out any bad memories relating to failed loads.

    One game ruined my life with failed loads and an atrocious multiload. Nightbreed.

    What an awful game that was. I got it bundled with my Night Moves C64. Successfully loaded it about 5 times, never again after that. Sly Spy however was an excellent game, but again, crippled by a crap multiload.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,498 ✭✭✭Deep Thought


    Wrong! It's all about looking as non human as possible and swearing repeatedly while not making any sense these days.

    mmmmm......Nicki Minaj

    to quote Granpa Simpson..

    http://youtu.be/saPhxZZQCWk

    The narrower a man’s mind, the broader his statements.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭stargazer 68


    CiDeRmAn wrote: »
    I'm hip, down with the youff!
    !

    Hip is a body part not a state of mind - as my 19 year old daugther likes to tell me! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,206 ✭✭✭unky chop chop


    Pyongyang wrote: »
    One game ruined my life with failed loads and an atrocious multiload. Nightbreed.

    What an awful game that was. I got it bundled with my Night Moves C64. Successfully loaded it about 5 times, never again after that. Sly Spy however was an excellent game, but again, crippled by a crap multiload.

    Ohh god that brings back bad memories. I got that C64 bundle as well.
    Night moves...what a pile of crap..I really tried to like it.Great cover though I remember


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,633 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    On a brighter note, I liked the Nightbreed movie, some great makeup work in that film, the book Cabal wasn't bad either, the acting was, sadly, pitiful, even Cronenberg turning up for more than a cameo wasn't great.
    But, then, Barker stuff is always, if not great film, at least always interesting to watch.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 2,975 Mod ✭✭✭✭LoGiE


    At least you got Shadow Warriors and Midnight Resistance too. Both excellent games that more then made up for that dog **** Nightbreed.

    Certainly a better selection then the Light Gun Fantastic Pack. The only highlighst being SEUCK and Batman The Caped Crusader.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    Midnight Resistance was an awesome port on the C64. I played that a lot with my Night Moves pack. My favourite though was Sly Spy, loved that game.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭Myrddin


    Pyongyang wrote: »
    Midnight Resistance was an awesome port on the C64. I played that a lot with my Night Moves pack. My favourite though was Sly Spy, loved that game.

    Siamese123 on the hiscore screen & the screen flashes...infinite lives as far as I remember for your next game. Save all six family members & your a C64 hero


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,633 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    Anyone remember the ad for Game Over for the C64, featured a wardrobe malfunction that was then covered over by either a box out or a bit of air brushing!
    Here's the censored art,
    game_over.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,265 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Looks like all they did was rip off a cover of Heavy Metal

    heavymetalmay1984.jpg


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,633 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    Yep, that's what wiki says, so it must be true!
    A lot of controversy at the time, don't remember the game being that good anyhow, a late comer to the Speccy anyways, by 87 it was off the boil, with the ST and Amiga taking over.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,265 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    I would have been playing the speccy around 89/90. Must have been a hand me down from someone upgrading!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    Even though I had a C64, I was always under the impression that, aside from Commodore Format, Spectrum magazines on the whole were better and had better cover tapes.

    I never bought any obviously as I never owned a Spectrum, but flipping through them in WH Smiths on a Saturday morning made me think so anyway... :o


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 15,237 Mod ✭✭✭✭FutureGuy


    I was fine until 4:29 when the girl says "it's not really amazing from our point of view, well its just, but for them it must have been pretty incredible"

    It's like she's talking about cavemen discovering fire :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    That's the thing that gets me. The reaction from the children, it really does make you feel infinitely old (well, not as old as Adultappleflavouredbeveragemale who is nearly dead :D).

    It's hard to believe 1990, for example, was 22 years ago. Feels like yesterday. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,265 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    I still can't get over the fact that the Christmas morning I ran downstairs to find a Megadrive hooked up and the Sonic start screen on the TV ready to go was 20 years ago. 20 years ago!!!

    Not only was it a new console, it was a new release. I'll always think of that game as being a new release...not feckin 20 years old. That's enough to drive my sanity over the edge.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 51,886 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    Some one from boards I was talking to was talking about the great old days of Sega. I mentioned the C64 to him. 'What the hell is a C64'.... :'(

    The worst thing is that most Europeans think that the NES was the big 8-bit machine that defined our generation thanks to all the US gaming coverage. The Master System had a bigger foothold in Europe than the NES and even then it was nothing compared to the home computers.

    Actually the same person I was talking to above never heard of the 2600 and thought the NES was the first ever games console.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 10,498 Mod ✭✭✭✭Andrew76


    Pyongyang wrote: »
    That's the thing that gets me. The reaction from the children, it really does make you feel infinitely old (well, not as old as Adultappleflavouredbeveragemale who is nearly dead :D).

    It's hard to believe 1990, for example, was 22 years ago. Feels like yesterday. :(

    Ah no it doesn't, not unless you've been in a coma since. Only thing I remember from 1990 was the World Cup - Packie Bonner's penalty save against Romania and you lot getting dumped out by the Germans on penalties again. :pac:

    /Edit: You're Googling for a '66 Bobby Moore pic aren't you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,265 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Haha, now that I remember, my cousin got the speccy around the same time Italia 90 was on. They kept kicking us off the tv so they could watch matches! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    Andrew76 wrote: »
    Ah no it doesn't, not unless you've been in a coma since. Only thing I remember from 1990 was the World Cup - Packie Bonner's penalty save against Romania and you lot getting dumped out by the Germans on penalties again. :pac:

    Pfft! Shuddup you! :p

    It's a genuine indicator of being super old though, when you look at Italia 90 being 22 years ago and remember watching it on the telly vividly. Heck I even remember Shilton leaping to save that free kick and stubbing my toe on the coffee table in a furious rage!


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 10,498 Mod ✭✭✭✭Andrew76


    o1s1n wrote: »
    Haha, now that I remember, my cousin got the speccy around the same time Italia 90 was on. They kept kicking us off the tv so they could watch matches! :D

    Remember we hung the Irish flag outside the house back when the entire street did the same. We went in to Dublin airport to see the team come back - was incredible the amount of people there and seeing the team on the open top bus (well it was for a youngster anyway).

    Speaking of the Speccy - only remember one chap in school that had one. Seemed fun, kind of, rubbish compared to the C64 anyway. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    Andrew76 wrote: »
    /Edit: You're Googling for a '66 Bobby Moore pic aren't you?

    I wasn't, but now you mention it:

    world-cup-1966.jpg

    I tried searching for a photo of Ireland's World Cup winners... then I remembered, they haven't won the World Cup. :D:D:D:D


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 10,498 Mod ✭✭✭✭Andrew76


    Pyongyang wrote: »
    Pfft! Shuddup you! :p

    It's a genuine indicator of being super old though, when you look at Italia 90 being 22 years ago and remember watching it on the telly vividly. Heck I even remember Shilton leaping to save that free kick and stubbing my toe on the coffee table in a furious rage!

    Em, he didn't save it though. :D

    Actually I remember Mexico '86. Brazil losing on penos to Platini's France I think. Oh and a certain Argentine magician, didn't work out too well for you guys that time either. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,543 ✭✭✭A2LUE42


    Retr0gamer wrote: »
    Some one from boards I was talking to was talking about the great old days of Sega. I mentioned the C64 to him. 'What the hell is a C64'.... :'(

    The worst thing is that most Europeans think that the NES was the big 8-bit machine that defined our generation thanks to all the US gaming coverage. The Master System had a bigger foothold in Europe than the NES and even then it was nothing compared to the home computers.

    Actually the same person I was talking to above never heard of the 2600 and thought the NES was the first ever games console.

    When Atari brought out the 2600 compilation for the PS2 a few years back, I bought it for the kids(and me). I put on the Formula 1 game and the kids looked at the screen, frowned, then looked at me. They wanted to know what the big block with the other smaller blocks at the corners were and what the funny noise was. When I told them that they were the cars and the car noise, they looked at me like I had two heads, in that 'Dad, Seriously?' way.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭Myrddin


    Apparently football's coming home...not sure when it'll get there though :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    Andrew76 wrote: »
    Oh and a certain Argentine magician, didn't work out too well for you guys that time either. :p

    Yeah well he was a midget buttpedaller, f**k him. :)

    Still doesn't take away from the fact England won a world cup and Ireland haven't. :D



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,265 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Andrew76 wrote: »
    Remember we hung the Irish flag outside the house back when the entire street did the same. We went in to Dublin airport to see the team come back - was incredible the amount of people there and seeing the team on the open top bus (well it was for a youngster anyway).

    There really was an amazing buzz around that world cup. It's one of those cases where it's not just nostalgia speaking either, everyone was literally on a high from it.

    I doubt it's something we'll ever experience again in our lifetime!
    Andrew76 wrote: »
    Speaking of the Speccy - only remember one chap in school that had one. Seemed fun, kind of, rubbish compared to the C64 anyway. :p

    Heh, yeah, it really was archaic stuff. Amazing the fun you can get out of something when you have nothing to compare it against. We thought the games were mind blowing :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    o1s1n wrote: »
    There really was an amazing buzz around that world cup. I doubt it's something we'll ever experience again in our lifetime!

    You need to qualify for a World Cup first. :D

    MEOW! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,886 ✭✭✭Steve X2


    Pyongyang wrote: »
    Yeah well he was a midget buttpedaller, f**k him. :)

    Still doesn't take away from the fact England won a world cup and Ireland haven't. :D


    We haven't won the world cup, it's true. But we're Irish and not English so will always be winners in that sense :D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    Steve SI wrote: »
    We haven't won the world cup, it's true.

    It's not working out for ye at the Olympics either... :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,265 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Pyongyang wrote: »
    You need to qualify for a World Cup first. :D

    MEOW! :D

    And as long as French men have hands, we never will :(

    Hah, on the subject of that, a cousin of mine was so angry after that match that he decided to burn a picture of Thierry Henry.

    The mistake he made was videoing it and uploading it to youtube.

    The thing ended up getting millions of hits. It was even shown on CNN over in the states.

    Random people still recognise him in the street. Poor lad!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Casey120


    Wow , 1990 !
    I remember us Dutch barely beating the Irish two years before that in Germany but we ended up becoming European champions, for some strange reason I somehow remember the Irish being led by a Giraffe that tournament .
    Dunno why :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,328 ✭✭✭Pyongyang


    Malcolm van BASTARD!!! scored the winner didn't he? Or was it Rudd Gullit?

    564397_5268_front2wx83.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Casey120


    Wim Kieft , the most terrible lucky header ever scored right at the end of the game :D


    Jack Charlton was very popular in Holland in those days , no joke !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,886 ✭✭✭Steve X2


    I think I had some distant relative who was playing for Ireland back in those days. John Sheridan or Tom Sheridan or something like that, he was crap so no biggie :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,063 ✭✭✭Doge


    Pyongyang wrote: »
    Sly Spy however was an excellent game, but again, crippled by a crap multiload.
    Love that game as well, think it's a great port of the game!

    Ziplining from one deck to another was awesome, and parachuting down to the city at the very start of the game was exciting also!
    Retr0gamer wrote: »
    The worst thing is that most Europeans think that the NES was the big 8-bit machine that defined our generation thanks to all the US gaming coverage.

    Yeah it annoys me also when the NES is the only console associated with 8-bit, especially when it comes to chiptunes.

    The SID chip is superior to the sound chip in the NES, but doesn't get much recognition.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,633 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    I used to play pong years ago as a child on a neighbours Binatone pong clone. 76 I think it was. Not gaming on a Difference Engine as some would have you believe!


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