Dead Cat Fetish?

harrison fraud · 02-08-2012 1:52am #1

So my step daughter was telling me she met went on a few dates with this guy

Went back to his place one night, and tells her he collects dead cats for a hobby,picks them up from the road or whatever

Has about 50 odd of them in his back garden, apparently loves the smell of decomposing cats in his back garden

Needless to say,she got the fcuk out of there when he told her, like what the fcuk?

Pushtrak · 02-08-2012 1:54am

Did you ask her if she is feline any better since leaving?

Boombastic · 02-08-2012 1:54am

Does he know you can make helicopters out of them?

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article861931.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/The+Orvillecopter+by+Dutch+artist+Bart+Jansen+flies+in+a+gallery+during+the+KunstRAI+art+festival+in+Amsterdam

CianRyan · 02-08-2012 1:55am

Apt name, OP.

Doc · 02-08-2012 1:55am

That's nice dear. What exactly is your question?

02-08-2012 1:57am

Thinly veiled reference to stinky pussy.

Where To · 02-08-2012 1:57am

I'm not goin to pussyfoot around this one OP

I think you're making this up

B.A._Baracus · 02-08-2012 1:57am

harrison fraud wrote: »

So my step daughter was telling me she met went on a few dates with this guy

Went back to his place one night, and tells her he collects dead cats for a hobby,picks them up from the road or whatever

Has about 50 odd of them in his back garden, apparently loves the smell of decomposing cats in his back garden

Needless to say,she got the fcuk out of there when he told her, like what the fcuk?

So ... did he tell her that before or after she slept with him?

harrison fraud · 02-08-2012 1:57am

Doc wrote: »

That's nice dear. What exactly is your question?

Question is what kind of Fcuked up people are out there?

IvySlayer · 02-08-2012 1:58am

Anyone else immediately think of the Janitor and his squirrels?

Boombastic · 02-08-2012 1:59am

harrison fraud wrote: »

Question is what kind of Fcuked up people are out there?

Ones that collect dead cats:pac:

or is this a thinly veiled slutty step daughter thread?

naitsirhc · 02-08-2012 1:59am

IvySlayer wrote: »

Anyone else immediately think of the Janitor and his squirrels?

First thing that came to mind

harrison fraud · 02-08-2012 2:00am

Where To wrote: »

I'm not goin to pussyfoot around this one OP

I think you're making this up

No not making it up...she doesn't bull**** either

Sharpshooter · 02-08-2012 2:03am

harrison fraud wrote: »

No not making it up...she doesn't bull**** either

You're kitten me?

Shryke · 02-08-2012 2:04am

Your friend needs better instincts, and I'm not mocking her. But she needs to work on her GTFO reflexes. If what you're saying is remotely accurate I'm not messing when I say adopt some pepper spray, get it for your friend. Buy a gun. A taser. Go nuts, fcuk the law.

RobbingBandit · 02-08-2012 2:08am

Tell your daughter all pussys die, it's called menopause.

the_syco · 02-08-2012 2:08am

Maybe he likes the smell of pussy a bit too much?

naitsirhc · 02-08-2012 2:10am

Let's all paws and consider whether or not the pussy joke are being done to death...

Sharpshooter · 02-08-2012 2:17am

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Tell your daughter all pussys die, it's called menopause.

Tell your daughter if/when you have one, you posted that on the internet!

Vicar in a tutu · 02-08-2012 2:26am

She clearly went out with a psychopath:pac:

Sharpshooter · 02-08-2012 2:31am

harrison fraud wrote: »

Has about 50 odd of them in his back garden, apparently loves the smell of decomposing cats in his back garden

I'd go so far as betting he named one of them napalm.

Scruffles · 02-08-2012 3:00am

Where To wrote: »

I'm not goin to pussyfoot around this one OP

I think you're making this up

yep,pics or GTFO.:cool:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 02-08-2012 4:52am

What the **** are people getting fecked out about? I mean, if he can't exactly collect live cats, now can he? They'll just up and walk off on him.

Jesus. Some people. THINK before yiz POST!

MOH · 02-08-2012 8:49am

Is he a failed stock market trader?

gobnaitolunacy · 02-08-2012 8:54am

Its like a rockery feature for the garden, made of dead cats.
I think Diarmuid Gavin has done one of those.

Hardonraging · 02-08-2012 8:58am

harrison fraud wrote: »

No not making it up...she doesn't bull**** either

Is she the kinda girl who sleeps around much ? thread relevant follow up question of course

mauzo · 02-08-2012 9:01am

Hardonraging wrote: »

harrison fraud wrote: »

No not making it up...she doesn't bull**** either

Is she the kinda girl who sleeps around much ? thread relevant follow up question of course

No, she won't give you the guys number!!!

Hardonraging · 02-08-2012 9:04am

syndeyfife wrote: »

No, she won't give you the guys number!!!

I'm not doing the " i'm a sluty girl post until later on today"

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 02-08-2012 9:28am

syndeyfife wrote: »

No, she won't give you the guys number!!!

Hardonraging wrote: »

I'm not doing the " i'm a sluty girl post until later on today"

Strangely enough, those two posts are apt quotes for your avatars....!

Hardonraging · 02-08-2012 9:31am

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Strangely enough, those two posts are apt quotes for your avatars....!

O_o

02-08-2012 9:42am

Tell her to be glad he doesn't collect her dead pussy.

CodyJarrett · 02-08-2012 10:00am

Cats freak me out.

Last night there was one on my back window staring at the corner of the yard and I was convinced it was a trapped soul caught here on Earth waiting to be released into the next dimension (or maybe a mouse) and so I waited and waited to see if the cat with stop staring at the corner in that 'ready-to-pounce' stance it was in.

After almost 20 minutes I gave up and as I walked out of the kitchen, the cat jumped up the wall and legged it. Then it dawned on me, she/he was just looking at the shadow of legs on the bottom wall :rolleyes: