I need help

Frynge

Well

I came home last night a little bit drunk and I had €700 in winning from the casino...... But i put it somewhere safe and now I can't find it.

What do I do?

TwoShedsJackson

Find it.

Oranage2

Have you checked your socks?

paddy kerins

Finders keepers, what's your address OP?

_feedback_

Where's the last place you had it?

mauzo

Give me an hour in your house and I'll find it.

Finders keepers though

Nux

Have you tried asking for help on an Internet forum?

Hardonraging

Frynge wrote: »

Well

I came home last night a little bit drunk and I had €700 in winning from the casino...... But i put it somewhere safe and now I can't find it.

What do I do?

The house always wins brah !!

Aka Ishur

Well thats an easy one, just get just as drunk as you were before and check the safest place you can think of!








Unfortunate if you start checking your doorstep, neighbours mailbox, car roofs....

danniemcq

Is your TV broke?

It could be down the back of that...

DaveNoCheese

Retrace your steps like they did in the hangover... Your moneys probably on the roof...

Nux

Give St Anto an aul buzz

CodyJarrett

One of the lapdancers must have stolen it.

Jesus Shaves

Nux wrote: »

Have you tried asking for help on an Internet forum?

I can't be sure but I'm fairly sure the OP has

Colmustard

Drunk, casino, 700euro winnings does not compute.

AnonoBoy

Bet you put it in the oven. It always ends up in the oven for some reason and then the wife cooks it.

At least according to the "And finally..." news items I've been watching online it always does.

Frynge

I remember putting it some where with wood but now I've checked everywhere with wood and I can't find it

Schism

Are you sure you brought it back to your house?

DesperateDan

Check on top of or at the back of any cupboards. They are usually wood!

phasers

look in every book you own

Topper Harley

Frynge wrote: »

Well

I came home last night a little bit drunk and I had €700 in winning from the casino...... But i put it somewhere safe and now I can't find it.

What do I do?

Was it a drunken dream?

AnonoBoy

Frynge wrote: »

I remember putting it some where with wood but now I've checked everywhere with wood and I can't find it

Have you looked down your jocks?

cloud493

Lol somewhere with wood.

marvin_spazz

my psychic powers tell me you have left the dosh in a book. go check them

Madame K

It was all a dream.

Lando Griffin

Frynge wrote: »

I remember putting it some where with wood but now I've checked everywhere with wood and I can't find it

Maybe you came across a quality street hooker on the way home who blew yor mind and took your winnings.

Frynge

DesperateDan wrote: »

Check on top of or at the back of any cupboards. They are usually wood!

I've checked every where I can think of.

This is not funny

o1s1n

Frynge wrote: »

I remember putting it some where with wood but now I've checked everywhere with wood and I can't find it

A forest?

Bad Panda

700e says it's in the fridge!

cloud493

Frynge wrote: »

I've checked every where I can think of.

This is not funny

That's what she said

Bad Panda

Bad Panda wrote: »

700e says it's in the fridge!

Just about to say the fridge!!

Frynge

Bad Panda wrote: »

700e says it's in the fridge!

Just checked the fridge and no

Dravokivich

Frynge wrote: »

I remember putting it some where with wood but now I've checked everywhere with wood and I can't find it

Hookers?

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime

Frynge wrote: »

Bad Panda wrote: »

700e says it's in the fridge!

Just checked the fridge and no

did you check in the car you got back recently ?

still waiting on what car and pics otherwise your a troll and a half

Frynge

Dravokivich wrote: »

Hookers?

Narp

super_furry

Just wait til midnight, phone psychic Flathan and he'll tell you.

Frynge

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »

did you check in the car you got back recently ?

still waiting on what car and pics otherwise your a troll and a half

I have the car but I've to talk to a solicitor before I update the tread

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime

Frynge wrote: »

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »

did you check in the car you got back recently ?

still waiting on what car and pics otherwise your a troll and a half

I have the car but I've to talk to a solicitor before I update the tread

I'm satisfied with that answer :-)

did you check under your floor boards ?

danniemcq

Frynge wrote: »

I've checked every where I can think of.

This is not funny

beg to differ! it is kinda funny for strangers on the internet. But seeing as i've been in the same situation i'll try and help!

right places that crap of mine has shown up...

Underwear drawer/shelf
under the bed
down the back of the couch
kitchen cupboard
behind the computer monitor
fridge
oven
jacket hanging up that you weren't even wearing
shoes

ummm think thats most of the odd places i've found my things after a night out

oh also you probably took a piss too so maybe double check the loo area.

Where was your phone, wallet etc when you woke up?

In the tea bags?

Satts

Try the washing machine, you may have tried to launder it.

Where is the last place you'd look?

Save time by looking there first.

biko

Easy just get drunk again*


*psychological fact. You need to be in the same state of mind to remember.

CodyJarrett

Taxi driver got a nice tip then.

az2wp0sye65487

Ring it from the house phone. I hope you didn't put it on silent OP :pac:

Schism

If you're sure it's in the house the most logical thing to do is to take a room, look in every square inch of said room. Find it? success. Don't? move onto next room. A house is only so big, if it's in there you'll have it in an hour or two.

I bet you it's not in the house though.

Oh, what about the shed?

Frynge

danniemcq wrote: »

beg to differ! it is kinda funny for strangers on the internet. But seeing as i've been in the same situation i'll try and help!

right places that crap of mine has shown up...

Underwear drawer/shelf
under the bed
down the back of the couch
kitchen cupboard
behind the computer monitor
fridge
oven
jacket hanging up that you weren't even wearing
shoes

ummm think thats most of the odd places i've found my things after a night out

oh also you probably took a piss too so maybe double check the loo area.

Where was your phone, wallet etc when you woke up?

Checked all them places and no

ArtyC

Do we get a reward of we guess correctly?

kfallon

It's in the middle of one of your old racecards, that's where all us gamblers hide their winnings from prying eyes.....oh no, what have I done!!!

Frynge

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh, what about the shed?

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