FIFA 13 is so realistic...

splashthecash

Saw this thread on facebook and thought we'd get some more funny responses on Boards.ie. I'll start it off with a few...

when you win the league with Liverpool, the screen goes black and white

Geoff Shreeves runs onto the pitch to tell the losing team players they lost

Ashley Cole crawls back into John Terry's asshole at the end of every Chelsea match

for every Man United match, Micheal Owen carries out a subs bench and sits on it for the full 90 minutes

Kess73

Is no good unless it has a top notch Ade, Kess, or GK scout function.;)

Xavi6

The stands are empty if you play League of Ireland.

Leiva

repeatedly press R1 for crowd booing sound effect when Suarez gets a touch .

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Leiva wrote: »

repeatedly press R1 for crowd booing sound effect when Suarez gets a touch .

Then you get banned from playing the game.

kitakyushu

press L1+L2+R1+R2 for racist taunt.

John Terry seen celebrating in every cutscene regardless of what team you have.

DrumSteve

Charlie Adam/Paul Scholes don't have a light foul, only heavy fouls.

Xavi6

This Is Football had a dive button about 10 years ago and you'd either get booked or the other bloke would, depending how good/bad it was.

FIFA needs that.

Leiva

Xavi6 wrote: »

This Is Football had a dive button about 10 years ago and you'd either get booked or the other bloke would, depending how good/bad it was.

FIFA needs that.

Its now in FIFA 2013 .

Just press B - A - L - E

Kirby

Leiva wrote: »

Its now in FIFA 2013 .

Just press B - A - L - E

Quality

Neil3030

Xavi6 wrote: »

This Is Football had a dive button about 10 years ago and you'd either get booked or the other bloke would, depending how good/bad it was.

FIFA needs that.

You could dive in Fifa RTWC 98 on the N64. Double tap the C-right button if i remember correctly.

splashthecash

Xavi6 wrote: »

This Is Football had a dive button about 10 years ago and you'd either get booked or the other bloke would, depending how good/bad it was.

FIFA needs that.

Darn right, if FIFA wants to be realistic you gotta have a dive button nowadays

Giggsy11

Not sure whether this is related to this topic, but anyways..

Green Giant

Playing at home with Blackburn will mean an assortment of 'Kean Out' banners in the stands

Giggsy11

Not able to buy a CM for ManUtd.

Fifa 13 is so realistic , but thats after you buy EA's Extra Realism DLC only €20.

Owen_S

DrumSteve wrote: »

Charlie Adam/Paul Scholes don't have a light foul, only heavy fouls.

Off topic, but I saw this on F365. I never realised how bad Charlie was

In 28 appearances last season, Adam was booked four times and sent off once. He made 62 tackles and committed 58 fouls. Paul Scholes - Paul sodding Scholes - made 39 tackles and committed 22 fouls.

For realism, there needs to be a beast mode activation key for Bebe.

DM_7

Van Persie scores when HE wants, not when you press shoot

NabyLadistheman

Play as Liverpool, Hit square to involve the woodwork when in an attacking position

GavRedKing

Chelsea will have a new manger in the dug out by February......every year.

Soups123

When you win a Trophy and John Terry hasnt played he jumps from the stands strips from his suit to reveal a full kit and he celebrates away

Guy:Incognito

Owen_S wrote: »

Off topic, but I saw this on F365. I never realised how bad Charlie was



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Scholes only played for half the season though.

Owen_S

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Scholes only played for half the season though.

The ratio explains it...

MrStuffins

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Scholes only played for half the season though.

If he played both halves he'd still only have 44 fouls (from 78 tackles), 14 short of Adam's 58!

klose

Slightly off topic but if you look at jay spearings stats on FIFA 12 his jumping ability is 91 :pac:

Tipsy McSwagger

A little Fergie head pops up in the corner to announce the amount of injury time

Grayditch

Special edition will be bundled with this:

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Neil3030 wrote: »

Xavi6 wrote: »

This Is Football had a dive button about 10 years ago and you'd either get booked or the other bloke would, depending how good/bad it was.

FIFA needs that.

You could dive in Fifa RTWC 98 on the N64. Double tap the C-right button if i remember correctly.

They were made take it out, sent the wrong message.

Professional Griefer

Grayditch wrote: »

Special edition will be bundled with this:

Hate to be picky, but that isn't the default shoot button in FIFA.

murpho999

Serious Playstation bias on this thread.

No childish shapes on my xbox controllers!

Luap

Not allowed to use square when you're Barca.

klose

Neymar actually lasts more than a half of a game, he does be croked after a half on the current one.

Professional Griefer

murpho999 wrote: »

Serious Playstation bias on this thread.

No childish shapes on my xbox controllers!

Xbox ftw.

massdebater

Tevez can't be brought on as a sub. He either starts or doesn't play at all.

BOHtox

When playing with an EPL team from Ireland you get asked "What are ya having, bud?" by a barman

paddy kerins

Ix Deadmau5 wrote: »

Hate to be picky, but that isn't the default shoot button in FIFA.

Pro Evo

Super-Rush

If you win the title with United, Howard Webb is unlocked

Joekers

Injury time during a man utd match if they are losing is announced by Sir Alex and only Sir Alex

Grayditch

Ix Deadmau5 wrote: »

Grayditch wrote: »

Special edition will be bundled with this:

Hate to be picky, but that isn't the default shoot button in FIFA.

Sure then it would be on target.

keith16

Standard controls for Joey Barton;

X - Punch
Square - Kick

Circle - Tweet
Triangle - Tweet
L1 - Tweet
L2 - Tweet
R1 - Sprint (only works after kicking a bigger opponent or when being substituted)
R2 - Tweet

RayCon

Standard controls for Jordan Henderson


X - Fix Hair
Square - Fix Socks

Mushy

The goalposts suddenly shrink when Torres has the ball.

Leeds players will mainly move to Norwich.

hefferboi

FIFA 13 is so realistic,

If you start a career mode with Ryan Giggs, it never ends.
When Cristiano Ronaldo gets the ball, the pass button doesn't work.
Ronaldo changes his hair at half time.

danniemcq

The European cup is automatically won by Spain every year

Sappy404

After a certain amount of midfield battles, Jay Spearing will evolve into Lee Carsley.

Grayditch

Rangers use jumpers for goalposts.

That's if you can find them in the 'other teams' section.

Sappy404

The form of all players with flair/technique dips by 30% when playing at the Brittania in wet weather.

Pep Guardiola automatically becomes Chelsea manager at the start of the 13-14 season.

Ryan Shawcross' default position is 'not that type of player'.

Joey Barton is the only player in the game who has a finishing move.

Playing as Arsenal unlocks Wii Trauma Center-style a mini-game to be played after every 3 matches in which the player is a member of the arsenal medical team tasked with sewing legs back on, sellotaping broken bones etc.

GavRedKing

...that Rio Ferdinand tweets during his match while Joey Barton responds with a well educated and philosophical reply.

Sgt Pepper 64

GavRedKing wrote: »

Chelsea will have a new manger in the dug out by February......every year.

That happens for real in the FM 2012 game!

Donnielighto

France have hollandespue fallouts at every international tournament

Augmerson

Man City have a transfer kitty of 20000,00000,00000,0000,0000,0000 Eurons.