FIFA 13 is so realistic...

Big Knox

Glenn Johnson will skip across the pitch like a girl after every win.

Michael Owen and Joey Bartons 2nd kits include Helmets.

While playing as Man City, after being fouled holding both all 4 shoulder buttons will cause Roberto Mancini to run onto the Pitch holding an invisible card.

When playing as Spurs, Gareth Bale being injured has no negative effects and the player may finish the match however €100,000 is deducted from your transfer kitty for "Scans" every month!

When selecting team tactics and formation if using AVB1 your back 4 may only enter their own half if chasing an opposition player who has the ball.

Copper_pipe

I heard FIFA 13 is so realistic that if you start a Career Mode with Ryan Giggs it will never end.

FIFA 13 is so realistic that at some point in the game you may have to sell a player because a team mate slept with his girlfriend

Donnielighto

In the italian leagues you have a transfer budget, a wage budget and a bribery budget

Richard Hillman

A player must be booked for over celebrating a goal in the Rome Derby

Your Airbag

When playing against Barcelona just put all 11 men behind the ball for 90 mins and you'll always grab an inury time winner.

Sir Gallagher

Alberto Aquilani plays for all the Italian clubs, Liverpool pay his wages.

fearcruach

Paul Scholes tackles 3 seconds after you press the tackle button.

Leiva

Every player...


Can Do It On A Cold Night In Stoke



Thank fúck - puts an end to that crap !

Sir Gallagher

Sign Rooney and Spearing, game turns into Lord of the Rings.

Play as Tevez game turns into PGA 13

Play as Ledley King game turns into QWOP.

Borat_Sagdiyev

While in posession of the ball as Patrice Evra press R2+Circle to stop play and accuse a random opponent of racism.

Please note that attempting this as a player that is not playing for Man United will result in your own player being banned.

JustAddWater

Pressing L1 and R1 together while playing as Robbie Keane activates the boyhood dream mode where it'll pick a team at random and transfer him there

razorblunt

When you play as Ireland against Spain in a friendly you can't hear the commentary with the crowd singing.

Borat_Sagdiyev

razorblunt wrote: »

When you play as Ireland against Spain in a friendly you can't hear the commentary with the crowd singing.

But only after you're 4-0 down.

Sir Gallagher

Old Trafford empties out at the 80th minute when United are losing.

Turtyturd

Ronaldo doesn't have a pass button.

Jamie Carragher can only perform a long pass.

When you play as Chelsea there is no noise at the home matches. You can also switch racist chants during games against QPR and booing during a minutes silence on or off.

When Chelsea play Barcelona the default formation is 9-0-1.

When Theo Walcott gets the ball you can only run in straight line until the ball goes out of play.

Roberto Mancini will claim it is possible for your team to win the league even after Man City have already won it.

keith16

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

The Emirates empties out at the 80th minute regardless of what is happening on the pitch.

Fixed :pac:

Cantona's Collars

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Old Trafford empties out at the 80th minute when United are losing.

The Emirates empties at the same time regardless of the result.City's Etihad stadium is always only half full.

Jordan Henderson can only play a maximum of 2 passes in a game before running around aimlessly in the middle of the field refusing to respond to button presses.

Manchester United never score from corners.

Helix

Next year is always Liverpool's year

Martin O'Neill mode lets you sign players for twice their value, put them on ludicrous wages and then sit them on the bench for the duration of their contract

Turtyturd

No matter what the match is, if Man City are losing there will be a cut scene to one of their fans crying.

klose

Pressing the tackle button while using Jordan Henderson will only result in a bemused, confused look on his face.

kitakyushu

Everytime you make a mistake in the game press pause for "Ray Houghton mode" in which you get an explanation as to what you should have done.

Tipsy McSwagger

If you want to get transfer advice you must click on the 'Ask Dave Whelan?' option.

Donnielighto

The prematch song for any match with Suarez starting has been redubbed as a chimpmunks version

Sgt Pepper 64

Arsenal are given a transfer budget of 100 million
Wenger can only spend 5 million of that and only on unheard of french players

walrusgumble

splashthecash wrote: »

Saw this thread on facebook and thought we'd get some more funny responses on Boards.ie. I'll start it off with a few...

when you win the league with Liverpool, the screen goes black and white

Geoff Shreeves runs onto the pitch to tell the losing team players they lost

Ashley Cole crawls back into John Terry's asshole at the end of every Chelsea match

for every Man United match, Micheal Owen carries out a subs bench and sits on it for the full 90 minutes

Cashely Cole is getting stick for pointing out in Court what really happened? Jesus your as bad as Rio, who assumed that just because your black you should stick by them, even if the other black dude is in the wrong (and makes false allegations)

paddy kerins

When playing as Liverpool you can only make starting bids of 15 million or morewhen buying British players

Chelsea attempt to sign every midfielder in the game

As soon as a player becomes captain at Arsenal, they're sold

walrusgumble

JustAddWater wrote: »

Pressing L1 and R1 together while playing as Robbie Keane activates the boyhood dream mode where it'll pick a team at random and transfer him there

brilliant

Cantona's Collars

When playing as Ireland only one formation is available & players stats automatically decrease by 20%.

tdv123

FIFA 13 is so realistic the ref's ruin the game just like in real life.

IvySlayer

You can hold down the sprint button with Ji Sung Park forever.

Doesn't work with Berbatov though.

larchielads

its so realistic David Beckham never retires from international football even though he retires from club football

its so realistic alex ferguson never buys any centre mid fielders

Chancer3001

When offered a player at Chelsea, he gets signed even if you click reject.

All Man UTD defenders stats go up 50% if Vidic is playing.

Every good Brazilian peaks at 27.

Anderson only has a potential ability score, not an actual ability.

It doesnt matter what button you push with Nani, they are randomly assigned.

L1+L2 cheat when playing PSG. Bag of money appears on the pitch and all their players run after it.

Pj!

The Gary Neville orgasm commentary plays when a big signing is confirmed by Man Utd

jenno86

No goal line technology.

evad_lhorg

these are all over twitter. they really arent funny, just like all those john terry celebration photos. Gets old very fast

Mr.Crinklewood

evad_lhorg wrote: »

these are all over twitter. they really arent funny, just like all those john terry celebration photos. Gets old very fast

Is this in the Eamon Dunphy segment of the game, which brings out all the negativity in things?

MrStuffins

evad_lhorg wrote: »

these are all over twitter. they really arent funny, just like all those john terry celebration photos. Gets old very fast

Some on this thread have been hilarious! Get a sense of humour!

Handsome Bob

That when Aquilani's loan move finishes at the end of 12/13, there's only one option available for the player: loan again.

Helix

Handsome Bob wrote: »

That when Aquilani's loan move finishes at the end of 12/13, there's only one option available for the player: loan again.

not great timing with that one, given he's left them on a permanent deal

blueser

If you press D-I-V-I-N-G-T-*-*-T, you automatically engage Ashley Young.

Leiva

If you played Tiger Woods 2012 between Oct - April you then automatically unlock Carlos Tevez in Fifa 13

SantryRed

blueser wrote: »

If you press D-I-V-I-N-G-T-*-*-T, you automatically engage Ashley Young.

Was going so well.

Handsome Bob

Helix wrote: »

not great timing with that one, given he's left them on a permanent deal

Apologies. That is, unless, we're paying his wages. :pac::pac::pac:

mirwillbeback

If you pick Cesena, watch as Adrian Mutu jumps to head a cross and stays up there for 20mins.

SirDelboy18

When playing as Ireland, the only available formation is a 4-4-2. Under no circumstances, regardless of opposition quality or set-up, can this be changed.

Father Damo

Playing as Rep of Ireland either Green or McShane, and for double fun occasionaly both, are locked into the starting XI whether you like it or not.

Chancer3001

There are no more black football boots. Just multicoloured ones.

Its so realistic the programmers didnt bother with any goal celebration animation for Andy Carroll.

Arsenal players stats +100% when you cant win the title . -100% under any kind of pressure.

Grayditch

You can take the ball past an entire team with Aiden McGeady, but can pass or shoot.

dan1895

When playing as Shels, a random player will inexplicably lunge in two footed and get himself sent off when there is no reason to do so.

When playing as a LOI club your transfer/wages budget gets deducted money on a regular basis under the guise of "fines" in order to pay the CEO of the association his salary

Lando Griffin

When playing Aston Villa special Stephen Ireland interview unlock where he expresses his happiness in the international football wilderness. Press pause L2 at end of interview for special Stephen Ireland wag interview unlock expressing Stephens desire to play for Ireland. Unlimited per season.