'Bending' the rules

Where To

I'm usually a bit of a stickler for rules and regulations but everyso often I throw caution to the wind.

Right now I am parked under a Customer Parking Only sign in a car park of a shop of which I am not a customer.

My question is, how far will you stretch the rules?

MJ23

I get the guards to sign the form that the car has been off the road so as i don't have to pay the back tax on it.

mikemac1

Haven't bought a TV license in two years

I'm coping quite well with the shame

Lando Griffin

Where To wrote: »

I'm usually a bit of a stickler for rules and regulations but everyso often I throw caution to the wind.

Right now I am parked under a Customer Parking Only sign in a car park of a shop of which I am not a customer.

My question is, how far will you stretch the rules?

I would park sideways making sure to take up 2 customer only parking spaces

Hardonraging

When she says no ... she means yes .. always !!

kfallon

mikemac1 wrote: »

Haven't bought a TV license in two years

I'm coping quite well with the shame

It turns to overwhelming joy after 5 years!

IvySlayer

Pocketful of pens from Argos.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

I haven't paid the household charge or registered my septic tank

mikemac1

Put small amount in salad bowl, weigh it, print off sticker, then fill er up!

I'm a shoplifer I suppose

El Guapo!

Where To wrote: »

I'm usually a bit of a stickler for rules and regulations but everyso often I throw caution to the wind.

Right now I am parked under a Customer Parking Only sign in a car park of a shop of which I am not a customer.

My question is, how far will you stretch the rules?

Watch out, we got a badass over here!!

antodeco

Toilets are for customers use only?

Hardly! I make sure to block the disabled toilets with what can only be described as Gary Coleman.

Crooked Jack

I push bits of paper into the spaces on the bottom of a cassette tape allowing me to illegally copy music.
Im single handedly bringing down the music industry.

davet82

I hold all my crap in til i get to work so that I can shít in on my bosses time and not my own, saves me on bog roll too

Crooked Jack

davet82 wrote: »

I hold on all my crap in til i get to work so that I can shít in on my bosses time and not my own, saves me on bog roll too

Do the same with your masturbation habits. Double savings.

davet82

Crooked Jack wrote: »

Do the same with your masturbation habits. Double savings.

boards just keeps on giving, thanks for the tip :pac:

biko

When I buy coffee I take a few extra napkins to have in the car in case I need them some other time
mohahahahaha

davet82

biko wrote: »

When I buy coffee I take a few extra napkins to have in the car in case I need them some other time
mohahahahaha

theres always one fcuker who goes too far :mad:

MistyCheese

Bite my shiny, metal ass.

castletownman

I ALWAYS walk on the grass when the signs says the opposite. Particularly when using the Trinity College campus as a convienent short cut.

davet82

'take a penny, leave a penny'


dont make me laugh! ching ching! free money :cool:

Dave!

I stood in dog sh*t this morning, so to any bastards who bend that rule: f*ck you, you horrible c*nt.

JustAddWater

Dave! wrote: »

I stood in dog sh*t this morning, so to any bastards who bend that rule: f*ck you, you horrible c*nt.

Are you sure it was dog? .... We have some bad mofo's on here

jester77

I surf the internet at work

Nux

Where To wrote: »

My question is, how far will you stretch the rules?

About 140mph

Sykk

biko wrote: »

When I buy coffee I take a few extra napkins to have in the car in case I need them some other time
mohahahahaha

And they say people don't CHOOSE the thugs life....

davet82

Dave! wrote: »

I stood in dog sh*t this morning, so to any bastards who bend that rule: f*ck you, you horrible c*nt.

they broke that rule... to bend that rule it would have been a half a shít i reckon

jprboy

I invariably break the speed limit on every journey I take e.g.

31-40 kph in 30k zone
51-60 kph in 50k zone
81-90 kph in 80k zone

Still have many other drivers tailgating and then zooming past so this assuages my guilt somewhat.....

The King of Moo

I used to always bend those Helix shatterproof rulers in school, and they'd always break!!

allibastor

Murder i suppose. thats a rule isn't it

MarkHitide

allibastor wrote: »

Murder i suppose. thats a rule isn't it

I bend that rule by restricting my homicides to manslaughter-;)

AnonoBoy

No ducking. No diving. No heavy petting.

F*ck you swimming pool overlords you're not the boss of me.

Chuck Stone

The King of Moo wrote: »

I used to always bend those Helix shatterproof rulers in school, and they'd always break!!

But they didn't shatter.

Sofaspud

biko wrote: »

When I buy coffee I take a few extra napkins to have in the car in case I need them some other time
mohahahahaha

I do that in my Uni's SU bar, I didn't have to buy toilet roll for months because I'd take a few napkins every day.

I'd also take handfuls of the ketchup / mustard / mayonaisse / vinegar / tartare sauce sachets every time I was there. And the occasional plastic fork.

Blondini

I like the Savage Eye and U2 even though the internet says I can't ...

crazy cabbage

And God spoke all these words, saying: “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.

1. You shall have no other gods before me.
   
2. You shall not make for yourself any carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My commandments.
   
3. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
   
4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your manservant, nor your maidservant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
   
5. Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.
   
6. You shall not murder.
   
7. You shall not commit adultery.
   
8. You shall not steal.
   
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
   
10. You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.”

1; Oops
2; well in fairness even the church brakes this the whole time.
3; jeasus are ya for real? I think i might have broke that once or twice
4; hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
5; In fairness i do 82% of the time
6; I havent murdered anyone yet. There is one that i haven't broke
7; Ok. i havent broke this one yet either
8; Who has never stole anything???
9; I have told the odd porky in my younger days.
10; But. but. but.... my neighbour has a fine looking ox :pac:


So to answer the op. No i have never bent any rules

ejmaztec

I always burn stuff in the back yard, and always carry two sausages and wear a chef's hat in case the environmental bastard from the council drops in.

KeithM89_old

Hardonraging wrote: »

When she says no ... she means yes .. always !!

Mod:
Please refrain from posts like that in future.

i tend to speed a bit because it's fun

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

I broke the charter a few times

Pottler

Ha, bunch of cissies. I have, on several occasions, lied about wether I had coffee or tea when paying at the petrol station. "Tea:)" saves me 50 cent, but it's hard to live with the guilt. I'm trying to stop, but the buzz is unreal. Ok, Ok, I did it twice, but it felt soo good.

entropi

Where To wrote: »

Right now I am parked under a Customer Parking Only sign in a car park of a shop of which I am not a customer.

You absolute REBEL!!

whatdoicare

I once broke the pay card on a photocopier in my college so that I could use it for free and then after photocopying a whole book, I walked away with another ream of paper - in my defense, I had no money whatsoever and needed a book for college and paper to write on.

Chuck Stone

I shat in a policeman's hat because I was pregnant and they have to provide their hats as a shite-pot because it's the law.

The King of Moo

whatdoicare wrote: »

I once broke the pay card on a photocopier in my college so that I could use it for free and then after photocopying a whole book, I walked away with another ream of paper - in my defense, I had no money whatsoever and needed a book for college and paper to write on.

:eek::eek:

You photocopied more than an entire chapter of a book, or 5% of it, whichever is greater!!??

:eek::eek:

*calls Irish Copyright Licensing Agency*

whatdoicare

The King of Moo wrote: »

:eek::eek:

You photocopied more than an entire chapter of a book, or 5% of it, whichever is greater!!??

:eek::eek:

*calls Irish Copyright Licensing Agency*

All 542 pages of it - :cool:

mikemac1

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I shat in a policeman's hat because I was pregnant and they have to provide their hats as a shite-pot because it's the law.

True, that's the law

Also if a garda is going to arrest you then knock off their cap

They can't arrest you without a cap

That's why gardaí never tackle Dublin's boardwalk, the junkies are wise to this and kept throwing the caps into the Liffey

Where To

Master of Nothing wrote: »

You absolute REBEL!!

Made it Ma! Top of the world!

PC CDROM

Bending the rules is why this country is where it is today.

Shure its grand etc.

Most people in this country would pay a little extra to get their kid into a certain "school"

I blame the whole going to confession and forgiveness thing.

Irish Morals suck balls really.

w00t! is in my heart.

the_syco

The chancer is loved in Ireland.

Then Anglo happened, and suddenly people claimed not to like chancers.

And yet here we have a thread boasting about bending the rules... :pac:

PC CDROM

the_syco wrote: »

The chancer is loved in Ireland.

Then Anglo happened, and suddenly people claimed not to like chancers.

And yet here we have a thread boasting about bending the rules... :pac:

I think I beat you too it by a few minutes.... :pac:

Shenshen

I'm on my second provisional license and sometimes drive without anyone in the car with me...