'Bending' the rules

RayM

I'm generally a fairly law-abiding, conscientious driver, and I drive a slow, boring car, but very occasionally - on a quiet, straight stretch of the M6 or M7 - I like to accelerate wildly and noisily and then see how long I can drive at the car's top speed for before chickening out and returning to my usual sedate pace.

Usually well under a minute.

Motorist

I bring an empty bottle to work with me and use their water supply to fill up the bottle.

Odysseus

RayM wrote: »

I'm generally a fairly law-abiding, conscientious driver, and I drive a slow, boring car, but very occasionally - on a quiet, straight stretch of the M6 or M7 - I like to accelerate wildly and noisily and then see how long I can drive at the car's top speed for before chickening out and returning to my usual sedate pace.

Usually well under a minute.

What type of speed are we talking about?

Mr Benevolent

Odysseus wrote: »

What type of speed are we talking about?

Probably about 30mph.

2 stroke

I don't smoke in the smoking area.

evosteo

i use my neighbors WiFi (they don`t know i know the key):p

Chucken

Boscoirl wrote: »

I hide the little potions of butter between slices of bread, someone saw me do it one day, they are now buried under the carpark extension

Now I saw this thread got a little bit "odd" but I have to know.....

Why did you bury the portions of butter under the carpark extension?

Mickey H

davet82 wrote: »

I hold all my crap in til i get to work so that I can shít in on my bosses time and not my own, saves me on bog roll too

Do it in his drawer. Bosses love that sh1t. (No pun intended)

peppy123

i steal no smoking signs in hotel rooms then smoke in them.

Mickey H

Our man in Havana wrote: »

I park my car in mothers and children spaces. I have no kids.

AFAIK, Mother & Child spaces are not governed by the same rules as Disabled spaces. They're there for convenience, but technically anyone can park in them. I may be wrong on this. If I am, can someone point out the rules please?

W.Shakes-Beer

Go into Tesco and pick up a some delicious Tim Horton's loose donuts and put in those clear bags.


Walk up to self service and put them through as plain Tesco loose donuts....saving about 70 cent on each one.


Nobody at the tills cares.

SouthTippBass

No NCT since 2009, and no intention of getting one either.

veryangryman

I park without paying (mainly legally but still)

Madam Marie

SouthTippBass wrote: »

No NCT since 2009, and no intention of getting one either.

Do you do uturns when you see checkpoints?

Pherekydes

I keep those little pencils from Ikea.

I also drive like a maniac. "Daddy, you just broke another red light!" "Daddy, you didn't indicate again!" "Yeah, honey. That's the second time this calendar year. I'm a dangerous baxtard."

Our man in Havana

What checkpoints? Not seen one in almost a year.