Do you eat food in bed?

woodoo

I would eat plenty of food in bed. I go to bed early enough and could get up twice to bring food back to bed.

I remember a friend telling me he keeps biscuits and chocolate beside the bed and wakes up in the middle of the night and eats some.

Is it the habit of a glutenous fatso or is it fairly normal?

girl in the striped socks

I have been known to feast on cock.

goz83

You weirdo. One should only dine at the table........I do hoe you have a bedside table


Only time I eat in bed is when it's on my woman. And I haven't eaten in bed in years.

Kurz

woodoo wrote: »

Is it the habit of a glutenous fatso or is it fairly normal?

Definitely the first one.

cocoshovel

Nope never. A single crumb or food stain on my bed would drive me mad. At my desk only!

Supersiderman

I eat anything in the ole cot. I have one of those little hand hoovers if a spill a crumb.

bbam

Breakfast twice most weekends.
We take a turn each bringing it up.

I knew of an elderly couple who would go to bed around nine o clock, they would bring a flask of tea and a few sandwiches for a late night snack.

i certainly wouldnt keep food by my bed but i do eat in bed with the laptop yea

admiralofthefleet

the odd fish supper and some kippers for breakfast occasionally

Culleeo

The sheets get full of crumbs if you eat in bed, trying to sleep on a bed of crumbs aint my thing.

Captain Chaos

Eat the odd bit of muff from time to time.

woodoo

Kurz wrote: »

Definitely the first one.

I'm not over weight though. But i'm lucky i don't put on weight easily. I just find i get hungrier in the evenings night and i wouldn't get to sleep with a hungry stomach.

Maire2009

Oh yeah, I always keep bottles of water and some snacks beside my bed in case I get hungry during the night.

I love my high metabolism

Ghandee

I enjoy the occasional cream pie before I go to sleep.

woodoo

bbam wrote: »

I knew of an elderly couple who would go to bed around nine o clock, they would bring a flask of tea and a few sandwiches for a late night snack.

I like the sound of that. A picnic in bed.

Satts

Love to eat a bit of crumpet. :pac:

Supersiderman

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

I have been known to feast on cock.

Good woman yourself.

Culleeo

bbam wrote: »

I knew of an elderly couple who would go to bed around nine o clock, they would bring a flask of tea and a few sandwiches for a late night snack.

Were they from Tipperary?

Satts

bbam wrote: »

I knew of an elderly couple who would go to bed around nine o clock, they would bring a flask of tea and a few sandwiches for a late night snack.

woodoo wrote: »

I like the sound of that. A picnic in bed.

I bet the husband pitched a tent under there as well.

Supersiderman

Love a dirty ole kebab in bed.

Mr Benevolent

NO eating in bed. Crumbs in bed are my sworn enemy.

bbam

Confab wrote: »

NO eating in bed. Crumbs in bed are my sworn enemy.

Toast ceumbs in the wrong place are just torture

bbam

Confab wrote: »

NO eating in bed. Crumbs in bed are my sworn enemy.

Toast crumbs in the wrong place are just torture

gavmcg92

No, not at all

*stares over at two empty beer bottles and a plate full of crumbs*

admiralofthefleet

years ago when i was on the piss i used to take an indian complete with naan bread to bed, id wake up and finish it as well. if there was any left over

mauzo

Crumbs in bed doesnt bother me. I can sleep with anything in my bed so yeah i eat in bed!

Not meals now or anything, just snacks or whatever. Maybe some cereal actually.

My computer is in my room so I eat at that or on my bed when I read.

I havent used my dining room table once since I moved in.

Supersiderman

Sure what about the crumbs, sure the mice will eat them, can't let them go hungry. All God's creatures.

I never got the whole breakfast in bed thing. Pain in the hole really, all awkward and all.
I'd have a cup of tea that'd be it.

woodoo

syndeyfife wrote: »

Maybe some cereal actually.

Good call i must go down and get a bowl of cornflakes.:)

supernova84

Yes I eat a bowl of popcorn and pack of sweets watching a movie with a pair of 3D glasses on while lying naked in bed with my socks around my arms

Sauve

bbam wrote: »

I knew of an elderly couple who would go to bed around nine o clock, they would bring a flask of tea and a few sandwiches for a late night snack.

Maybe I'm just a bit odd tonight, but this is the most romantic thing I've heard in ages. A wee midnight picnic all tucked up in bed? awwww

Sauve

Sauve wrote: »

Maybe I'm just a bit odd tonight, but this is the most romantic thing I've heard in ages. A wee midnight picnic all tucked up in bed? awwww

Loses its romance when Mary asks Paddy to pass her her teeth!

supernova84

syndeyfife wrote: »

Crumbs in bed doesnt bother me. I can sleep with anything in my bed so yeah i eat in bed!

Not meals now or anything, just snacks or whatever. Maybe some cereal actually.

My computer is in my room so I eat at that or on my bed when I read.

I havent used my dining room table once since I moved in.

Sounds like there would be a lot of eating out taking place in your room syndey lol

girl in the striped socks

whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

I never got the whole breakfast in bed thing. Pain in the hole really, all awkward and all.
I'd have a cup of tea that'd be it.

I wouldn't even have tea in bed, even if I was crippled from illness.
I have a thing about drinking my tea in the sun room reading the papers. Having it in bed would just ruin the whole thing.

mauzo

supernova84 wrote: »

Sounds like there would be a lot of eating out taking place in your room syndey lol

The way it should be!!!

supernova84

supernova84 wrote: »

Yes I eat a bowl of popcorn and pack of sweets watching a movie with a pair of 3D glasses on while lying naked in bed with my socks around my arms

Sock around your arms? where do you live Siberia ? ) or is this some Shades of grey ****??:D

kfallon

Never, ever eat in bed, the only time I'd drink in bed is the ould orange lucozade when hungover

Sea Filly

Yup, regularly but I HATE being woken up to breakfast in bed. I need to be fully awake to eat in bed, so that no gross spillages occur. Oh lordie, that sounded filthy.

Jimmy Iovine

After a night out I've been known to bring a snack box to bed. Took me nearly an hour one night to eat it. No idea why I did it. Kept putting the bones back into the bag and then taking them out again. After a while I had the bright idea to throw the bones on the floor to avoid any further confusion. Worked like a charm.

mackg

I would be another who isn't a fan of breakfast in bed, find it uncomfortable eating there. People eat at tables for a reason.

mauzo

Jimmy Iovine wrote: »

After a night out I've been known to bring a snack box to bed. Took me nearly an hour one night to eat it. No idea why I did it. Kept putting the bones back into the bag and then taking them out again. After a while I had the bright idea to throw the bones on the floor to avoid any further confusion. Worked like a charm.

Id say that was the only place you threw a bone that night :pac:

Jimmy Iovine

syndeyfife wrote: »

Id say that was the only place you threw a bone that night :pac:

Decent enough effort. I'll give it 7/10.

mauzo

Jimmy Iovine wrote: »

After a night out I've been known to bring a snack box to bed. Took me nearly an hour one night to eat it. No idea why I did it. Kept putting the bones back into the bag and then taking them out again. After a while I had the bright idea to throw the bones on the floor to avoid any further confusion. Worked like a charm.

Id say that was the only box you snacked on that night....

Thats a 4/10 at best.

iCosmopolis

When I was pregnant only, as I'd have keeled over or gagged on the toothbrush if I hadn't nibbled before getting up..otherwise I wouldn't be able to stand crumbs or food in the bed. Husband tried a couple of times to bring me breakfast in bed just after the baby, and was met with scaldy eye and get that the f*** back into the kitchen not nice from me

EoghanIRL

I don't eat in bed. Too unhygienic. Also i don't eat before I go to bed . Bad digestion.

EoghanIRL

whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

Sauve wrote: »

Maybe I'm just a bit odd tonight, but this is the most romantic thing I've heard in ages. A wee midnight picnic all tucked up in bed? awwww

Loses its romance when Mary asks Paddy to pass her her teeth!

Haha

EoghanIRL

Jake1 wrote: »

supernova84 wrote: »

Yes I eat a bowl of popcorn and pack of sweets watching a movie with a pair of 3D glasses on while lying naked in bed with my socks around my arms

Sock around your arms? where do you live Siberia ? ) or is this some Shades of grey ****??:D

Hopefully not the second one

Captain Chaos

syndeyfife wrote: »

Id say that was the only place you threw a bone that night :pac:

Q:What has a woman and KFC got in common?

A: When you have finished with the breast and thighs you have a greasy box to pop your bone in.

Where To

I only eat at a fully set dinner table.

Bannasidhe

If I want to eat in bed I have to be prepared to be eyeballed by two jack russells who will whine, lick their lips, do 'cute' tricks and generally make the whole experience a nightmare.:mad:

It's really not worth it.


At least when I am sitting at the table they can't directly eyeball me...well, not until they work out how to pull the chairs out anyway....:eek:

supernova84

EoghanIRL wrote: »

I don't eat in bed. Too unhygienic. Also i don't eat before I go to bed . Bad digestion.

I hope you eat at other times or Starvation