Are you a fake facebooker?

gurramok

News today(hardly surprising) that there are 83million fake accounts on Facebook out of 955 million. So do you have one?
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-19093078

A friend of a friend has 9 fake FB accounts fyi :P

EoghanIRL

You mean trolling accounts? Of course I do. Hugh G Balls, mike hunt etc.... People on fb do feed the trolls . It's great .

mauzo

Yeah, I have 4 accounts.

I used to be admin on a jokes page and was posting a lot. You could only post so many times a day or something like that so I just made another few profiles!

Richard Hillman

I used to have a creep account for adding hot female friend of friends that i know but not well enough to know to add them as a friend. It was nice to look at the pics. I got rid of it as i realised how creepy it was :pac:

Sea Filly

I have a dummy account to check how locked down my main account is to the public. It has proven very useful.

EoghanIRL

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I used to have a creep account for adding hot female friend of friends that i know but not well enough to know to add them as a friend. I got rid of it as i realised how creepy it was :pac:

Good decision

cgal093

gurramok wrote: »

News today(hardly surprising) that there are 83million fake accounts on Facebook out of 955 million. So do you have one?
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-19093078

A friend of a friend has 9 fake FB accounts fyi :P

Yeah, a friend...

Diego Maradona

I don't but a mate has a few, some weirdo. 1 of his pages http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

michellie

God people get some lives for yourselves!!!

Thwip!

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I used to have a creep account for adding hot female friend of friends that i know but not well enough to know to add them as a friend. It was nice to look at the pics. I got rid of it as i realised how creepy it was :pac:

Your username, with that post :pac:

mauzo

michellie wrote: »

God people get some lives for yourselves!!!

I have.....

On boards

MrStuffins

In before someone implies they're too cool for school by saying they don't have a Facebook account!

EoghanIRL

syndeyfife wrote: »

michellie wrote: »

God people get some lives for yourselves!!!

I have.....

On boards

Are you using it now ? :O

Madam_X

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I used to have a creep account for adding hot female friend of friends that i know but not well enough to know to add them as a friend. It was nice to look at the pics. I got rid of it as i realised how creepy it was :pac:

They actually added you?!

admiralofthefleet

Sea Filly wrote: »

I have a dummy account to check how locked down my main account is to the public. It has proven very useful.

likewise. i use it for that reason and to keep an eye on a prick who was giving my wife hassle a while ago

CodyJarrett

I have one like that just to snoop around at what other Boardsies are up to.

Ones I know would never accept me as a friend if I asked

RoundyMooney

I have one for my mother's pug.

He's a smutty bastard.

Optimalprimerib

Diego Maradona wrote: »

I don't but a mate has a few, some weirdo. 1 of his pages http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

Unfriend me I'm not your ****ing friend

batistuta9

Onixx wrote: »

They actually added you?!

some people add anyone, especially good looking girls

DundalkDuffman

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I used to have a creep account for adding hot female friend of friends that i know but not well enough to know to add them as a friend. It was nice to look at the pics. I got rid of it as i realised how creepy it was :pac:

I presume you had Maxine as a pic too. No one believed Gail. Any pics from that Manchester canal trip on it? :eek:

RoundyMooney

batistuta9 wrote: »

some people add anyone, especially good looking girls bubble headed teens.

FYP to reflect my experiences in this regard.

batistuta9

RoundyMooney wrote: »

FYP to reflect my experiences in this regard.

bubble headed?

Corkfeen

Diego Maradona wrote: »

I don't but a mate has a few, some weirdo. 1 of his pages http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

I'm ashamed to admit that I momentarily had a heart attack.

RoundyMooney

batistuta9 wrote: »

bubble headed?

I have five sisters in their teens/early twenties.

My FB wall often looks like a Tim Burtonesque garish nightmare of painted faces, pub toilets, duck pouts and greyhound skirts.

And on Sundays, hangovers and drama.

batistuta9

Corkfeen wrote: »

I'm ashamed to admit that I momentarily had a heart attack.

what is it?

batistuta9

RoundyMooney wrote: »

I have five sisters in their teens/early twenties.

My FB wall often looks like a Tim Burtonesque garish nightmare of painted faces, pub toilets, duck pouts and greyhound skirts.

And on Sundays, hangovers and drama.

are their friends fit?

TheStook

Diego Maradona wrote: »

I don't but a mate has a few, some weirdo. 1 of his pages http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

Be the ******* jaysus

ottostreet

More like...are the sisters fit?

Diego Maradona

batistuta9 wrote: »

what is it?

A lack of blood flow resulting in a hemorrhaging of the heart.

cgal093

Diego Maradona wrote: »

I don't but a mate has a few, some weirdo. 1 of his pages http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

Fuck. You.

batistuta9

Diego Maradona wrote: »

A lack of blood flow resulting in a hemorrhaging of the heart.

:pac: thought you were a footballer not a comedian

i can't see it, it says login to FB to view the profile

RoundyMooney

batistuta9 wrote: »

are their friends fit?

They range from munter to Mother of God. Mostly the latter in fairness. Youth is a great thing.

I've been caught out once or twice though, with the fat angle. You meet one in the flesh, and realise that they looked far better on FB.

ottostreet wrote: »

More like...are the sisters fit?

They're fitter than me, but they wouldn't drink soup. I usually leg it before they start to drown out the music.

batistuta9

RoundyMooney wrote: »

They range from munter to Mother of God. Mostly the latter in fairness. Youth is a great thing.

I've been caught out once or twice though, with the fat angle. You meet one in the flesh, and realise that they looked far better on FB.
.

mother of god in a good way, yeah?

The fat angle :pac::pac::pac:

RoundyMooney

batistuta9 wrote: »

mother of god in a good way, yeah?

The fat angle :pac::pac::pac:

Oh yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYj7T9eEQ4U

Naomi00

My little cousin has profiles for all of her pets. She posts comments on her own photos from them, and writes on their facebook walls from the different profiles

southcentralts

Diego Maradona wrote: »

I don't but a mate has a few, some weirdo. 1 of his pages http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

i canna see it a-cause I gots none facebooks.:(

Closed my Facebook in ( what?, I need only log in to reactivate my account, to check when it was deactivated? so my account is deactivated ??? or active absent log-in?)

Actually just enter your (facebook registered) email address and correct password, after 3-5 years and you are back in your old account. mmmmh should I update my facebook bank details? facebook credits??? It has been a long time, but for FUCK sake! How much do I have to fork over to these Satan worshiping Data hoarding demons, before they will delete my account?

Faceboob wall - sure, of course I want to know when you are home from work.:mad:

Diego Maradona

southcentralts wrote: »

i canna see it a-cause I gots none facebooks.:(

Closed my Facebook in ( what?, I need only log in to reactivate my account, to check when it was deactivated? so my account is deactivated ??? or active absent log-in?)

Actually just enter your (facebook registered) email address and correct password, after 3-5 years and you are back in your old account. mmmmh should I update my facebook bank details? facebook credits??? It has been a long time, but for FUCK sake! How much do I have to fork over to these Satan worshiping Data hoarding demons, before they will delete my account?

Faceboob wall - sure, of course I want to know when you are home from work.:mad:

What the actual fuck?

later12

southcentralts wrote: »

i canna see it a-cause I gots none facebooks.:(

Closed my Facebook in ( what?, I need only log in to reactivate my account, to check when it was deactivated? so my account is deactivated ??? or active absent log-in?)

Actually just enter your (facebook registered) email address and correct password, after 3-5 years and you are back in your old account. mmmmh should I update my facebook bank details? facebook credits??? It has been a long time, but for FUCK sake! How much do I have to fork over to these Satan worshiping Data hoarding demons, before they will delete my account?

Faceboob wall - sure, of course I want to know when you are home from work.:mad:

Actually it's quite easy to permanently delete your account

http://www.facebook.com/help/?faq=224562897555674#How-do-I-permanently-delete-my-account?

southcentralts

I got sucked into facebook, again.

I deleted my account but there is no such thing with facebook, I am drunk and just typed what I experienced, returning to facebook after years away. was it really that incomprehensible?:D

God...

southcentralts wrote: »

I got sucked into facebook, again.

I deleted my account but there is no such thing with facebook, I am drunk and just typed what I experienced, returning to facebook after years away. was it really that incomprehensible?:D

Yes.

southcentralts

later12 wrote: »

Actually it's quite easy to permanently delete your account

http://www.facebook.com/help/?faq=224562897555674#How-do-I-permanently-delete-my-account?

Thank you, that option was not there (according to my -to the best of my knowledge - unreliable memory) when I was deactivating my account in 2007 according to my facebook wall status. But there is no need to make me out to be some kind of a crazy person. we are not crazy.

Oranage2

What's a 'Facebook'?

Just joking. though the adding the hot girl one is genius.

nbar12

Corkfeen wrote: »

I'm ashamed to admit that I momentarily had a heart attack.

delighted I wasn't the only one...