Literal things. Any ideas?

AskMyChocolate · 03-08-2012 3:54am #1

I've always wanted to be the bloke who's in charge of stock control for Bord Na Mona.

It'd be so cool to tell someone that you're a turf accountant and that you can't give them odds on the next race at Galway.

Sorry.

Drunk Choco.

Cookie_Monster · 03-08-2012 3:56am

I want to be a milkman, so I can ask all the housewives if I can put my massive tool in their box.

im invisible · 03-08-2012 4:29am

funny that, i always wanted to be a bookmaker...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 03-08-2012 4:32am

I want to work at NASA so I can get pissed off with people and yell, "come on! It's not rocket science!"

Lyaiera · 03-08-2012 4:37am

I always wanted to be a rocket scientist so I can do brain surgery.

Kylo Ren · 03-08-2012 4:39am

I love cake.

im invisible · 03-08-2012 4:39am

I took my dog to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"
"Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.

"Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."

"Just because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.