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The Indo is a rag* part 2312 in a series

  • 03-08-2012 1:30pm
    #1
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭


    http://www.broadsheet.ie/2012/08/03/thats-not-a-strange-restaurant-review/#comments

    This is just creepy. A supposed restaurant review turns into a creepy, S&M, 50 Shades of Sh1te fantasy.

    "When I was dressed, he sat on the edge of the bed, and ordered me to stand before him. He was holding small scissors, which he used to delicately snip the top two buttons off my blouse. The silk panels opened to reveal the lace of my bra. "Thank you sir," I said.


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  • #2
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    super_furry wrote: »
    http://www.broadsheet.ie/2012/08/03/thats-not-a-strange-restaurant-review/#comments

    This is just creepy. A supposed restaurant review turns into a creepy, S&M, 50 Shades of Sh1te fantasy.

    "When I was dressed, he sat on the edge of the bed, and ordered me to stand before him. He was holding small scissors, which he used to delicately snip the top two buttons off my blouse. The silk panels opened to reveal the lace of my bra. "Thank you sir," I said.

    I went to read it. I pulled on the chair and sat on it. Then took off my top......I was too cold so I put back on my top and didn't read:pac:




    and the internet cafe threw me out


  • #3
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Slapping my behind smartly.

    Oh my!


  • #4
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I think she needs a good seeing to.


  • #5
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    What a shame. It would have been excellent if the style were more original. Shamelessly riding on 50 Shades of Grey's coat tails.

    The ending, however, was funny.


  • #6
    tomred1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭tomred1


    Its a great review. First restaurant review i ever read. The ending is brilliant.


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  • #7
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    tomred1 wrote: »
    Its a great review. First restaurant review i ever read. The ending is brilliant.

    Hope it was a happy one.


  • #8
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    Hope it was a happy one.

    I skipped to the end. It wasn't.


  • #9
    Zab
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭Zab


    Didn't think it was creepy. Didn't think it was particularly good either. Just a semi-humorous reference to a popular novel. I find the whole 50 Shades phenomenon pretty odd but I don't see your issue with a humorous take on it.


  • #10
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    I like this comment left on broadsheet....

    I prefer Fetishchinni’s around the corner. They let me do weird stuff with the chilli oil and pepper grinder is ribbed just the way I like it.

    :D


  • #11
    Sea Filly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭Sea Filly


    It's not too bad. It's not that unusual for restaurant reivews to be scant on actual useful detail. :) Ever read A.A. Gill's restaurant reviews? (I'm not comparing her to him, but she's a pretty good writer, I quite like her reviews. This review is just a piss-take, clearly.)


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  • #12
    buck65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,969 ✭✭✭buck65


    That's just nonsense, fine if it were a blog but in a daily paper?
    Indo is a rag,no doubt.


  • #13
    Merkin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    What a load of muck. Typical Indo ****e that pawns itself off as intelligent and/or original journalism....pathetic


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