Retiring Underpants?

McCruiskeen

Was just doing the laundry there and my god, some of the boxers look shabby (no holes or anything, just look exhausted!!!) - some of them must be 7 or 8 years old.

They have done me a great service over the years so maybe it's time to send them to the great launderette in the sky.

What's the protocol here? Should I let them live a glorious 10 or let them retire with a little dignity?

Duggy747

When you realise your brown boxers used to be pearly white and were made in a country that doesn't even exist anymore then I think it's time to change them.

antodeco

What are you eating under there?
- Under where?


Hahahahahaha

Where To

Put them on ebay.

Wacker The Attacker

Think about all the bollocks cheese and skidmarks that they've endured down through the years.

Wacker The Attacker

Where To wrote: »

Put them on ebay.

geebay in this instance

Knex*

Duggy747 wrote: »

When you realise your brown boxers used to be pearly white and were made in a country that doesn't even exist anymore then I think it's time to change them.

And the ones that are now pearly white used to be brown. At the front at least anyways :pac:

Get new jocks OP, hell, its about time.

oppenheimer1

????
Profit

pablomakaveli

I just throw them away. Had a few cheap pairs with a buttoned flap. The buttons came off so my cock kept popping out of the flap.

While i enjoyed the feeling of my cock flapping about loose in my trousers i found it was becoming too distracting and threw the boxers out.

JamieKCCO

Dibs

kfallon

Usually throw them out once I shit in them tbh :pac:

Nozebleed

it's hard to let go..

AnonoBoy

Viking Burial is the only fit way to send them off.

Set 'em alight and feck them over the back wall into your noisy neighbour's garden.

El Guapo!

kfallon wrote: »

Usually throw them out once I shit in them tbh :pac:

Once a week??!!!!

kfallon

Dean09 wrote: »

Once a week??!!!!

On a good week

Colmustard

Put them up on ebay you may get some perv who would fork out for them.

Sunnyisland

Where To wrote: »

Put them on ebay.

Or peebay

Fupping Grasshole

My boxers don't last a year ever, blow the sheeee' outta them

holystungun9

Colmustard wrote: »

Put them up on ebay you may get some perv who would fork out for them.

No time for eBay. Pm sent!

im invisible

Retiring underpants?
Granny Knickers?

Nozebleed

just reminded of the big lebowski..scene with the dirty undies in the car. pass me the ringer dude...aww man so funny.

mr kr0nik

Can you not wear them when you're painting.

I do that with all my old jeans and tshirts.

some random drunk

Where To wrote: »

Put them on ebay.

Colmustard wrote: »

Put them up on ebay you may get some perv who would fork out for them.

It's actually against the ebay terms of service to advertise used underwear. I know because back in the day myself and a young, pretty female work colleague planned to make a bit of extra cash by selling said girl's worn panties to perverts. Alas our plans came to nothing.

You could always try Japan though OP, they sell used underwear in vending machines over there: http://gakuranman.com/eng/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/r0014649b1.jpg

ManOnFire

go out and give them to the homeless

mauzo

I have a bra thats 6 years old. Paid 70e euro for it and its good as new!

I recycle underwear so fast though, I must buy black socks once a week at least, and if i went looking Id only find 10 pairs max!

Mr.Crinklewood

"Retiring Underpants" would be a great name for a band.

Where To

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

"Retiring Underpants" would be a great name for a band.

A gastric band.:pac:

Zimmerframe

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

"Retiring Underpants" would be a great name for a band.

especially if they were sh*t

Jesus Wept

Don't wear underpants, problem solved.
You're welcome.

Nodin

McCruiskeen wrote: »

Was just doing the laundry there and my god, some of the boxers look shabby (no holes or anything, just look exhausted!!!) - some of them must be 7 or 8 years old.

They have done me a great service over the years so maybe it's time to send them to the great launderette in the sky.

What's the protocol here? Should I let them live a glorious 10 or let them retire with a little dignity?

Boxers....feckin boxers...?

What happened to the traditional irish y-fronts? No wonder the country is gone to shite.

Satts

You might as well wear them untill you get holes in them or the elastic goes, it's not as if anybody is going to see them.

the keen edge

Just a thought, but I'd imagine the only people who have to consider when to retire underwear are single people, right?