Annoying fu*kers who only ever seem to play well against your team

Neil3030

For me (Villa fan), it has to be Federico Macheda. In two appearances against Villa, he has scored twice. The first goal was his sickening winner in Old Trafford in 2009, after United had coming from 2-1 down. The second was in Villa Park in 2010, when Villa had been up 2-0, only for the game to finish 2-2.

These moments aside, from what I can tell, he has done the net sum of flip all for Manchester United.

TheTownie

I feel your frustration but must point out he scored the equaliser away to Sunderland in his second appearance for Utd (Albeit by deflecting a Carrick shot).

EDIT: I take that back as Kuyt played well against other teams too. :pac:

I'd imagine this list will be small enough. Hard to play well against one team only and be shít against all the rest. Only cases like Macheda who hasn't played many games since that moment.

dfx-

Glen Crowe

:mad:

JaMarcus Hustle

Every season, for 2 days a year, Brad Friedel gets a day trip from his nursing home when some team somewhere in England are stuck for a goalkeeper vs United, and he transforms into the adopted lovechild of Lev Yashin and Stretch Armstrong.

His career has pretty much been this picture, if you imagine a Man Utd crest slightly out of shot to the right.

dreamers75

Derek Swan.

Paully D

He still gives me nightmares.

monkey9

Tommy Stewart for Shams against Pats. And the worst thing is the Shams have just signed him back!!! They'll only play him against us.

dreamers75

monkey9 wrote: »

Tommy Stewart for Shams against Pats. And the worst thing is the Shams have just signed him back!!! They'll only play him against us.

yeah him too......jaysis he has some record vs us.

stovelid

monkey9 wrote: »

Tommy Stewart for Shams against Pats. And the worst thing is the Shams have just signed him back!!! They'll only play him against us.

Looked decent tonight. Should gave put at l;east 2 away but for rustiness.

+1 for Crowe, It got to the point where you were afraid to slag him off from the terrace,

monkey9

stovelid wrote: »

Looked decent tonight. Should gave put at l;east 2 away but for rustiness.

+1 for Crowe, It got to the point where you were afraid to slag him off from the terrace,

It's gonna happen Stovelid. Nil all at Richmond, three minutes to go and on comes Stewart. I won't even bother waiting. I'll head off to catch the bus and miss the inevitable!

brianregan09

Kevin Nolan and Kevin Davies against Arsenal cnuts !!!

eagle eye

Peter Crouch against Blackburn always seemed to play his very best.

Leiva

Every away teams goal keeper that played in front of the KOP last season .

I have seen some of the best goal keeping displays/saves ever last season against us at Anfield .

RayCon

Arshavin - jammy git.

Richard Hillman

Stephen O Flynn versus Shels. What have we done to piss him off so much :pac:

Kirby

While not my team, Torres always seems to put it in against United. I know people will remember the shocking miss with the goal gaping, but even on that day he actually played really well.

djPSB

Joe Cole used to always do well for Chelsea against Liverpool.

Then we signed him and he wasn't worth a f*ck.

hefferboi

Arshavin against Liverpool. Agger against Chelsea. Suarez against Stoke.

Corvo

Dirk Kuyt vs United. The ugly git must don Pele's boots the morning before these games because on a normal day he couldn't hit the side of a barn but always manages to score against us. Thank God he is gone...

Another favourite would be Park Ji Sung vs Arsenal.

Kold

Brad Friedel only does well against United? Derfderfdurrrrrrrrrr

Corvo

Kold wrote: »

Brad Friedel only does well against United? Derfderfdurrrrrrrrrr

Great comment

Melion

Anyone wearing goalkeeper gloves against Liverpool in the last 2 years. Joe Hart in particular, a great keeper obviously but absolutely takes the piss against Liverpool.

SantryRed

Injury time vs. Shels. We always lose.

DazMarz

Daniel Agger is a very solid defender and doesn't only play well against Chelsea

Mr.Crinklewood

Bit too much talk of the League of Ireland.

Better keep the references to a minimum, or it might get merged with the weekly LOI thread.

JaMarcus Hustle

Kold wrote: »

Brad Friedel only does well against United? Derfderfdurrrrrrrrrr

Aww, did I upset hipster kitty Kold?

You're so indie and underground, you were probably a fan of Friedel since his Liverpool days.

blueser

I'm delighted that both Robbie Keane and Tim Cahill have gone chasing the yankee dollar. Nearly every time we'd (Man City) would play against them, they'd seem to score. And two of the most poxy goal celebrations as well. Keane with that daft forward roll and the pistol shots guff, and Cahill boxing the bloody corner flag. GTFO, the pair of you!

R.F.

Leiva wrote: »

Every away teams goal keeper that played in front of the KOP last season .

I have seen some of the best goal keeping displays/saves ever last season against us at Anfield .

Between that and those pesky goal posts you lads were doomed to fail

Either that or you have no great goal scorers in your side.

R.F.

Ryan Taylor scored in 4 consecutive games against Newcastle. So they bought him to put an end to that

hefferboi

DazMarz wrote: »

Daniel Agger is a very solid defender and doesn't only play well against Chelsea

One of the best centre backs in the world imo. Just saying I haven't seen him play a bad game against Chelski.

SlipperyPeople

bruno cheyrou against the chels

G.K.

Chris Taylor

That_Guy

Damien Duff.....

upandcumming

Noel McGee

evad_lhorg

SantryRed wrote: »

Injury time vs. Shels. We always lose.

Every ****in time it seems

Drumpot

The whole everton team v United in injury time . .

In two of the last 4 league games agains these gits they came from 2 goals down in games united were cruising to rob draws. Last seasons one cost more then most!

v3ttel

Danny Murphy, Dirk Kuyt.

Brad Friedel as already mentioned seems to put on a masterclass at Old Trafford every time he plays there.

Paully D

That_Guy wrote: »

Damien Duff.....

Scored a cracking goal down in Villa Park a few years ago

Vurnon San Benito

Paully D wrote: »

Scored a cracking goal down in Villa Park a few years ago

Was nothing on this peach

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvGNtdRMCdw&feature=player_detailpage#t=80s

Omackeral

Mark Farren against Bohs for the whole of the last decade. Motherfunker was forever netting against us. Despicable carry on.

Although he has over 100 goals for Derry and came back from a brain tumour so he deserves a lot of respect.

Skylinehead

Drogba against Arsenal. Alright, he's a monster against everyone, but he always destroyed us without fail

Love the man though, what a beast.

SEPT 23 1989

The whole Everton team at Goodison

blueser

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

The whole Everton team at Goodison

And even at our place up until last season. Hated playing them.

polarbearhead

Andy Goram v Celtic in the 90s.

Shola Ameobi .. Its like they just wheel him out for the Derby ..

mike65

Stewart Downing against Liverpool...oh wait!

Francie Barrett

The woodwork last season

That_Guy

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Shola Ameobi .. Its like they just wheel him out for the Derby ..

We should freeze him in carbonite and use him for eternity.

Chazz Michael Michaels

Football Manager - But anytime I sell a player, and he plays against me again he is guaranteed to score a treble hat-trick. :rolleyes:

Local_Chap

Robbie Fowler nearly always scored against Arsenal,even after he left Liverpool

ciaranmac

Tim Cahill against Liverpool.
Jamie Carragher for Spurs against Liverpool.