How do you want your body disposed of?

DEFTLEFTHAND

Would it be a traditional burial or a cremation, burial at sea etc?. Personally I'd like to be buried in the earth with a a headstone marking my final resting place.

bleepp

Buried underground, cremation sounds scary :eek:

stevek93

Traditional burial don't like the idea of being cooked

I'd like my body to be donated to science. No cost to my family and might end up doing a bit of good.

TeddyTedson

I don't care to be quite frank. I'm not bothering to do anything about it. They can dump me in a wheelie bin for all I care.

fonecrusher1

into the skip please. Its dead flesh.

dodderangler

Cremated
It's a lot warmer than a cold damp hole in the ground with worms

stevek93

bleepp wrote: »

Buried underground, cremation sounds scary :eek:

Yeh! went to visit a underground crematory when i was in primary school scared the bejesus out of me lol.

poppyvally

bleepp wrote: »

Buried underground, cremation sounds scary :eek:

At least you'd know when your gone your gone

El Guapo!

I wanna be stuffed and used to frighten the fúck out of kids.

marshbaboon

Organ donation & burn what's left, or donate the whole lot to medical research.

If neither is an option at the time, stick me in the black wheelie bin before Tuesday.

A_Sober_Paddy

Science can have it...

Actually anyone know how I'd go about setting that up?

Sound of Silence

I want my body bundled into a cannon before I'm shot through the windows of the Dail.

Uriel.

regular burial with a brass band and glitter

Sauve

Definitely cremation.
Don't like the idea of slowly decaying to be frank.

Also afraid I'd be reanimated by one of you lunatics.

Chuck Stone

I want my dead body to be dropped from a stealth aircraft into a music festival so that nobody can figure out where it came from.

A_Sober_Paddy

A_Sober_Paddy wrote: »

Science can have it...

Actually anyone know how I'd go about setting that up?

http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/health/blood_and_organ_donation/organ_and_body_donation.html#l77020

marshbaboon

A_Sober_Paddy wrote: »

Science can have it...

Actually anyone know how I'd go about setting that up?

Contact one of the schools of medicine in Dublin, there's forms to fill in.

vicwatson

Brought on stage at a reunion Pink Floyd gig

DEFTLEFTHAND

I was just reading Keith Moons mother's eulogy from his funeral and she said if it was up to him he would have loved to had an exploding coffin in the middle of Wembley Stadium.

Who heads will get it.

Whatsernamex33

Never gave it much thought tbh, more edging towards cremations... Always have that fear of being buried alive! :O I guess with the cremation, you're definitely gone... Meh.

Logical_Bear

cremated at a non religious ceremony in mount gerome.Think I'll put a few weird stipulations in my will though just to wreck peoples head:pac:

want this played as I get toasted,its only a minute long so short and sweet

Ruski

Dissolved in hydrofluoric acid.

le la rat

By a big digger

policarp

Cryogenics first, then cremation. . .

If they can't bring me back to life, that's cool. . .
Then cremation, that's hot. . .

ejmaztec

...with fava beans and a drop of chianti.

Yamanoto

As a farmers son, I expect to be fcuked into a neighbouring townlands river surreptitiously.

Pete M.

wheelie bin

The brown one...

:cool:

Shot in the head a few times then hung upside down and drained. Just to be sure. They can do what they want with me then.

dd972

Buried, burnings for godless right footers :pac:

guitarzero

eh...the black bin please.

Galwayguy35

Buried in the ground. No cremation for me.

NegativeCreep

I want my family to keep my body till the next halloween where they shall use me as the bonfire mascot, Pagan style.

nibtrix

Cremated, then turned intofireworksor preferably, pencils...



Edit: Shit, wait, no, I want to be turned into a vinyl record!! (Extra points for the puntastic website name)

johndoe99

cremation, if i had the money when i die, i'd love to have my ashes scattered in Outer Space.

Savage Tyrant

Whatever my family wants to do with my remains is fine by me.... Don't think I'll be in a position to disagree, nor even care.

Where To

Buried on a moon of a planet in the Andromeda Galaxy in 100,000 years time.

Gotta stay positive.

BlueSmoker

CREmated, with A Big band, playing funk Jazz, and don't tell me I need to read through this thread, cause that just depressing, when I'm gone, I'm gone lets have a blast, I do think I was (am) an ok person, so get that funkie **** white boy

**** = music, (yeah I know, only if I said music) well hell I'm dead, so kill me

SusieBlue

I want my organs to be donated and I want to be buried. Not keen on the idea of cremation, personally.

Chinasea

It is way past time that burial should be totally banned.

Typical that it is not a snuff to overpopulate the planet in the first place, then insist on taking up more space in the ground forevermore when they are supposedly 'departed'.:eek::cool::mad:

xzanti

Buried with Family.

xzanti

Chinasea wrote: »

It is way past time that burial should be totally banned.

Typical that it is not a snuff to overpopulate the planet in the first place, then insist on taking up more space in the ground forevermore when they are supposedly 'departed'.:eek::cool::mad:

We are bio-degradable don't you know.

mauzo

Ive always said Id donate my body to medical science. As long as they dont mess with me

deandean

Preserved and shot into space where 200 years later the star trek lads will find me and bring me back to life. Then i will start dating 7 of 9.

Sulla Felix

Burnt to a crisp and then made into an industrial diamond.

Richard Hillman

I have an donor card so they can chop me up. After that they can chuck me in a ditch.

mattjack

syndeyfife wrote: »

Ive always said Id donate my body to medical science. As long as they dont mess with me

Like draw a moustache on you or bring you to the canteen for lunch ?

mauzo

mattjack wrote: »

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Like draw a moustache on you or bring you to the canteen for lunch ?

Exactly.....Laugh at my big fat arse!

chughes

Many years ago Gerry Ryan, on his radio show, asked the question where would you like to be buried.

The funniest answer given was "up to my balls in Bibi Baskin".

mattjack

syndeyfife wrote: »

Exactly.....Laugh at my big fat arse!

You need to get a tattoo on you that say's 'don't mess with me after death'.. just in case.

Joey the lips

After they take what they want for science. With my sausage being so long i imagine the history musem putting it on display with the worlds 8 wonders.

After that i am fond of the Wurthuring heights plan. I would like my coffin cut in half and slotted in beside my wifes so i can spend an eternity by her side...

Off course she reckons this plan is mad as she thinks death is the only escape she has from me.