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Squeak in the room

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    #32
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Them's meeses Blackdog - meeses squeak - rats don't an' furthermore, if you hears squeaks you is hearring liddle baby meeses. You need to have a serious talk to that miaow cos it is not doing what miaows should - being get rid of the meeses.


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    #33
    antodeco
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    'working on a report' aka fapping. It's just your bed from your 'study'. Any grunting?


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    #34
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    Loose sphincher.....;)


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    #35
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    squeak.png

    Poor old abandoned Wheezy.


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    #36
    blackdog2
    Registered Users Posts: 852 ✭✭✭blackdog2


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Them's meeses Blackdog - meeses squeak - rats don't an' furthermore, if you hears squeaks you is hearring liddle baby meeses. You need to have a serious talk to that miaow cos it is not doing what miaows should - being get rid of the meeses.

    Chatted with miaow, told her that unless she sorts out the mouse problem (meeses you say? is that the plural of moose? SH!T JUST GOT REAL if so) she will be getting her p45

    Also, wasn't a fap to be had last night, too worried about all these critters... I don't know how I would milk one out with a gaggle of meese joining the moths, spiders and mice!


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    #37
    Wise Old Elf
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3UavD2oNkg

    Mice humping in the walls?


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    #38
    Xivilai
    Registered Users Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Xivilai


    Have a nice read of "Rats in the wall" by H.P Lovecraft, that might help you sleep.


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    #39
    mud
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    I had meeses and mices last year worst couple of weeks ever. Had to poison 'em for a finish. Got a guy in to fill all the holes with expanding foam but now there's a mouse in the cavity of the wall. It can't get into the house itself but spends its nights running around the inside of the wall.

    Had to put poison boxes down outside in the garage where they're coming in and hope for the best. Feels bad though.


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    #40
    blackdog2
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    mud wrote: »
    I had meeses and mices last year worst couple of weeks ever. Had to poison 'em for a finish. Got a guy in to fill all the holes with expanding foam but now there's a mouse in the cavity of the wall. It can't get into the house itself but spends its nights running around the inside of the wall.

    Had to put poison boxes down outside in the garage where they're coming in and hope for the best. Feels bad though.

    You filled its holes last year and it is still alive?! Good grief!

    I had a chat with chairman meow, she is on high alert now. I have a good feeling about tonight!


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    #41
    mud
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    blackdog2 wrote: »
    You filled its holes last year and it is still alive?! Good grief!

    I had a chat with chairman meow, she is on high alert now. I have a good feeling about tonight!

    Ha ha no, I live in a crumbly old cottage and the meeses and mices are able to get from the garage into the wall cavity but no further due to the filled holes :)

    Hope Chairman Meow is hungry! Best of luck it's a terror having mice (although preferable to rats!) The squeaks and scuffling noises are horrible.


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    #42
    blackdog2
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    Squeaks back y'all:(


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    #43
    dodderangler
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    blackdog2 wrote: »
    Squeaks back y'all:(
    Gigity gigity gigity squeak

    Quagmire rats are back dude


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    #44
    mud
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    Yikes. Chairman Meow needs a stern talking to!


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    #45
    Alice1
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    blackdog2 wrote: »
    Squeaks back y'all:(
    Ah for goodness sake, would you stop feeding the miaow - if she was hungry she'd catch them there meeses. She has life too good to hunt for her supper. And you do know that the meeses are sniggering at her don't you?


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    #46
    cloptrop
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    Cut off their tales with a carving knife


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    #47
    MrJoeSoap
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5AYjA7wVuo


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    #48
    blackdog2
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    Alice1 wrote: »
    Ah for goodness sake, would you stop feeding the miaow - if she was hungry she'd catch them there meeses. She has life too good to hunt for her supper. And you do know that the meeses are sniggering at her don't you?

    Nice and all as she is, there is no guarantee that she won't develop a taste for me, and I am far more accessible to her than the quagmice in the walls.


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    #49
    Alice1
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    blackdog2 wrote: »
    Nice and all as she is, there is no guarantee that she won't develop a taste for me, and I am far more accessible to her than the quagmice in the walls.
    Mmm, how to put this delicately - don't want to cause any offence now, however, if the miaow starts eatin' you she ain't a miaow at all - she is a rat masquerading as a miaow. Real miaows don't eat humans.


    I'd be getting a bit worried around now if I were you...


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    #50
    blackdog2
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    Alice1 wrote: »
    Mmm, how to put this delicately - don't want to cause any offence now, however, if the miaow starts eatin' you she ain't a miaow at all - she is a rat masquerading as a miaow. Real miaows don't eat humans.


    I'd be getting a bit worried around now if I were you...

    I am leaving the generalissimiao in charge of the house for 2 nights. There will be daily inspections by a friend, hopefully his unblinkered view will enable us to come to a conclusion that she is indeed a miaow. Should she be a rat.... she may well find herself signing on next week(provided she has paid her taxes - rats are nowhere near as diligent as miaows for this)


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    #51
    TheGimp
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    Bats in the attic.


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    #52
    Alice1
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    blackdog2 wrote: »
    I am leaving the generalissimiao in charge of the house for 2 nights. There will be daily inspections by a friend, hopefully his unblinkered view will enable us to come to a conclusion that she is indeed a miaow. Should she be a rat.... she may well find herself signing on next week(provided she has paid her taxes - rats are nowhere near as diligent as miaows for this)
    Pah, lightweight, the mighty miaow has run you out of your own house!


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    #53
    AeoNGriM
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    Slender Man

    He WILL get you............


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    #54
    working fool
    Registered Users Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    Has your cat had recent back alley hip replacement surgery ???
    If so wd40 enemas should do the trick .

    For the cat ! Not you .


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    #55
    blackdog2
    Registered Users Posts: 852 ✭✭✭blackdog2


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Pah, lightweight, the mighty miaow has run you out of your own house!

    Back, and I am quite sure I heard a soft but distinct giggity squealed from the wall. Quagmice are around it seems, you should all check your rooms


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    #56
    Alice1
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    blackdog2 wrote: »
    Back, and I am quite sure I heard a soft but distinct giggity squealed from the wall. Quagmice are around it seems, you should all check your rooms
    Time for the farewell to miaow and get yersel a few mouse traps. And don't put cheese in them - use chocolate. Seems meeses loves chocolate. Keep us updated.


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    #57
    blackdog2
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    Alice1 wrote: »
    Time for the farewell to miaow and get yersel a few mouse traps. And don't put cheese in them - use chocolate. Seems meeses loves chocolate. Keep us updated.

    Heard this before, but I have never had to deal with quagmeeses? What do they like? A nice claret? The dulcet tones of Barry White?


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    #58
    WumBuster
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    It could just be the wood squeaking as it does when it expands in the warm weather


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    #59
    dodderangler
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    blackdog2 wrote: »
    Alice1 wrote: »
    Time for the farewell to miaow and get yersel a few mouse traps. And don't put cheese in them - use chocolate. Seems meeses loves chocolate. Keep us updated.

    Heard this before, but I have never had to deal with quagmeeses? What do they like? A nice claret? The dulcet tones of Barry White?
    Get a recording or a video of Japanese schoolgirls mud wrestling and place it on the trap and wait for the gigity gigity
    He will come out ha


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