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I've just killed someone!!

hawkelady · 2012-08-04 21:27:05

Ok so now I got your attention , if I committed this terrible crime,btw I haven't, and I post it on boards how long do you think it would take the po-lice to knock on my door?? Ps.. Let's just clarify that I haven't murdered anyone..........

04-08-2012 10:27pm

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Ok so now I got your attention , if I committed this terrible crime,btw I haven't, and I post it on boards how long do you think it would take the po-lice to knock on my door??
Ps.. Let's just clarify that I haven't murdered anyone..........

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#2 04-08-2012 10:28pm

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You would have months possibly years to get away because nobody would take you serious

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#3 04-08-2012 10:29pm

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The thread would be locked and you'd get an infraction.

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#4 04-08-2012 10:29pm

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I have traced your IP a paddy wagon is on its way to your house.

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#5 04-08-2012 10:29pm

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Yourself and Peter Quinn could go on the run together.

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#6 04-08-2012 10:29pm

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If they were arresting people for posts on boards, they'd have to start with the delusional lunatics on the soccer forum.

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#7 04-08-2012 10:31pm

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get a job in a bank quick. the law doesnt apply once your inside

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#8 04-08-2012 10:34pm

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1hr 33m 27sec.

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#9 04-08-2012 10:36pm

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hawkelady wrote: »

Ok so now I got your attention , if I committed this terrible crime,btw I haven't, and I post it on boards how long do you think it would take the po-lice to knock on my door??
Ps.. Let's just clarify that I haven't murdered anyone..........

Read this thread. Big brother is watching.

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#10 04-08-2012 10:37pm

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Hahahaha. You would get away with it

Even if it went to court, your lawyers would say, if the accused really did kill xyz, then he wouldn't go posting about it on the most popular internet site in ireland...

Or if that didn't work you would get away with it becouse they would argue that you would have to be mad to kill someone and post about it on the internet. You would go for mental stabality tests (or whatever they are) which you would fail on purpose and walk away scot free

so lesson here is if you kill someone post about it on boards...

jk

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#11 04-08-2012 10:40pm

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I've just mudered Like A Prayer.

Damn karaoke.

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#12 04-08-2012 10:41pm

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Come over to my house and I'll regale you with stories of how I borrowed billions from the banks and can't pay it back. The laughter we shall have :pac:

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#13 04-08-2012 10:41pm

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crazy cabbage wrote: »

Hahahaha. You would get away with it

Even if it went to court, your lawyers would say, if the accused really did kill xyz, then he wouldn't go posting about it on the most popular internet site in ireland...

Or if that didn't work you would get away with it becouse they would argue that you would have to be mad to kill someone and post about it on the internet. You would go for mental stabality tests (or whatever they are) which you would fail on purpose and walk away scot free

so lesson here is if you kill someone post about it on boards...

jk

Lovely we are going to see more of these threads now.

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#14 04-08-2012 10:42pm

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You said "po-lice", you watch far too much TV.

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#15 04-08-2012 10:44pm

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OP arrested for attention-whoring.

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