Mistakes you have made you would warn others about.

jessiejam

Men - If you suffer from athletes foot. Always put your socks on before your jocks or welcome to athletes balls...:eek:

Colmustard

If you look up your symptoms on the internet, the answer is cancer.

Gummy Panda

jessiejam wrote: »

Men - If you suffer from athletes foot. Always put your socks on before your jocks or welcome to athletes balls...:eek:

It's called jock itch

Bannasidhe

Do NOT paint walls a week after having your gall bladder removed no matter how bloody slowly your OH is at painting. Go read a book instead.

jessiejam

Gummy Panda wrote: »

It's called jock itch

Thanks for that... didn't know what it was called..:p

jessiejam

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

Just because you have no condoms don't think that using the "pull out" method works

Just ask mary and joseph:rolleyes:

al28283

keep to the left and mind the gap

syklops

KKkitty wrote: »

Meaningless sex is just that imo. When sex is meaningful it's more of an enjoyment.

Meaningless sex is still sex right? If your not getting any, and then you get to have some, thats not so meaningless.

It would be really great if we could all lose our virginities to out high school sweet heart, survive college together, marry them in our twenties, have kids together in our thirties, and die together in our eighties, having lots of meaningful sex during the relationship, but very few people do.

CroatoanCat

Never stay in a relationship with a partner who is jealous and possessive. Demands that you account for your every move and give up all your friends - because they just love you so much they want you all to themselves - are not healthy.

Enjoy your youth; it passes very quickly. In years to come, you'll realise you weren't half as fat/plain/spotty as you thought you were.

Learn to drive as soon as possible.

juan.kerr

Try to avoid sharting..

rainbowdrop

Giselle wrote: »

Never, ever, put something important away in a 'safe place'.

You'll never find it again.

Don't hide your weed when you're really stoned.

It'll take weeks to remember where you stashed it.....

Knex*

For the thing that's constantly on your mind, or on your to-do list.

Be it a woman or man you want to ask out, a job or career you want to get, a certain level of fitness you want to acquire, or a certain sport or skill you want to attain, start making plans to do whatever it is right now.

The longer you put it off the harder it will become to motivate yourself, and when, or if, you finally do go about achieving it you will only regret all the time you wasted. It is always better to try and fail than to regret never having tried at all.

= = = = = = = = = = = = =

Take time to sit quietly in your own thoughts to reflect or just to simply mull things over. Deep cognitive thought is one of the best ways to expand your mind and grow as a person.

As an extremely outgoing and socializing person, and a lover of music, internet and gaming, I can often forget to take this time to myself.

Diego Maradona

Don't eat yellow snow

Giselle

Cut yourself some slack and forgive yourself your mistakes. If other people care about you, they will too.

Be your own best friend.

Paddycrumlinman

Never confuse lust with love!

Mr Benevolent

Drink in moderation, because puking and shitting simultaneously is unpleasant and undignified.

risteard7

Dont start gambling

tayto lover

Never drink Andrews Liver Salts after a curry.

galwayrush

Never google 'the lemon club'...

LoYL

Voting for Fianna Fail

ArtyM

Dont use a cigarette lighter to trim your nose hair.

Tell people that matter to you that they matter to you, they may not realise it and might need to hear it. The time may come when you can no longer tell them.

Always have someone you can confide in and share your thoughts with. Try and be that person to someone else.

Never give lsd to guide dogs.

kincsem

Don't listen to promises. Its just air. If they were going to do something they would.

Mam of 4

Never ever let anyone rob you of your confidence or belief in yourself..You are worth something,believe in yourself.

kincsem

risteard7 wrote: »

Dont start gambling

Bad advice. (but good for about 90% of gamblers)

pragmatic1

Don't trust anyone apart from close family and sometimes not even them.

risteard7

kincsem wrote: »

Bad advice. (but good for about 90% of gamblers)

90% is a majority for me. there is a big gambling problem in this country that is allways overlooked in favour of drink and drugs

nibtrix

galwayrush wrote: »

Never google 'the lemon club'...

Do you mean 'lemonparty'??

mikemac1

Bullies understand one thing and it's strength

Don't reason with a bully or try to understand them

They choose you to pick as a soft touch so lash back twice as hard

This applies to the school yard and the boardroom

kincsem

risteard7 wrote: »

90% is a majority for me. there is a big gambling problem in this country that is allways overlooked in favour of drink and drugs

Bad game choice, and lack of ability. Some do very well.

http://www.officialpokerrankings.com/pokerstars/player/poker/results/87B46EAB3D7446A681F7EA20B14A9752.html?t=2
Not me. But I've met him.

Jesus Shaves

jessiejam wrote: »

Just ask mary and joseph:rolleyes:

I don't find the fact that I'm an unplanned pregnancy funny:mad:

risteard7

kincsem wrote: »

Bad game choice, and lack of ability. Some do very well.

http://www.officialpokerrankings.com/pokerstars/player/poker/results/87B46EAB3D7446A681F7EA20B14A9752.html?t=2
Not me. But I've met him.

i see where your comming from with poker, but im on about horseracing sports betting football etc...

Wacker The Attacker

Never apply for a credit card.

If you cant afford it dont buy it.

Never extend a relationship beyond its natural shelf life.

When your body talks, listen to it.

Do or try to do everything you want before its too late

Whenever you fancy someone, ask them out or try to shag them. You'll regret it later if you dont.

Wacker The Attacker

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

I don't find the fact that I'm an unplanned pregnancy funny:mad:

Howya jaysus

volvoman480

Don't live next door to the inlaws.... Honest to Jesus, don't do it......

Latchy

'' Never piss into the wind ''.

Red21

The whole thing is as hard as fuc, u can't escape its torment after torment i can t wait to get out

NegativeCreep

Never let yourself slip into a depression. It happens quicker than you think and it's damn near impossible to get out of. 6 years trying and no joy. Don't let it happen to you!

bhovaspack

The company you keep is important

You'll never thrive in the company of people who whinge, moan and bunk off

It's important to have good role models

More people than you might think want you to fail, stress and be unhappy because it keeps you like them

Do not partake of their merchandise

The people who want you to succeed are your true friends, hold onto them

D1stant

Never test your testicles for electric conductivity

Never.

johnayo

If you can't be with the one you love,,,,,,, Love the one your with.

BillyMitchel

mikom wrote: »

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Stay away from drugs

Stay away from Scientology.

But I always wanted to join

Chloris

johnayo wrote: »

If you can't be with the one you love,,,,,,, Love the one your with.

That's terrible sad.

On another note, don't give Google permission to access or use your location data on your phone or laptop. I did for about fifteen minutes once and it majorly creeped me about that they knew where I was for even that long. I switched GeoLocation off almost immediately.

Johnny Bitte

Don't buy a house with someone until you've rented together first

Y.O.L.O

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind

That's the best philosophy

jiltloop

jessiejam wrote: »

Men - If you suffer from athletes foot. Always put your socks on before your jocks or welcome to athletes balls...:eek:

I wanted to thank this cos it made me laugh but I didn't in case people thought I was thanking it cos I too have "athletes balls" (I don't).

368100

If you've got a gut feeling that the one you're with is cheating, don't bury your head and pretend all is ok...the longer you do the more you get hurt

WatchWolf

mikom wrote: »

Stay away from Scientology.

CodyJarrett

Never buy something off someone that is out of breath.

mhigh86

If you meet a girl in thailand make sure to drop the hand before you go back to your hotel room.

nbar12

if you cant lift her, don't shift her