Annoying cinema goers

jimpump

So i went to see Ted at the cinema with the misses this evening. we were really looking forward to the film but the chap behind me was laughing in my ear like a hyena for the entire film. there was a few funny parts but this idiot roared at the most stupidest things

Idiots like this should be thrown out of the cinema,he ruined the entire film for us after paying 23 quid for our tickets. i think ill just rent out films anymore..what a complete and utter moron

Garfield was great though.

EoghanIRL

I didnt know that hyenas can laugh. Guess you learn something new everyday

jimpump

Dónal wrote: »

Garfield was great though.

Huh??

EoghanIRL

Dónal wrote: »

Garfield was great though.

Garfiel the movie

Sinfonia

jimpump wrote: »

So i went to see Ted at the cinema with the misses this evening. we were really looking forward to the film but the chap behind me was laughing in my ear like a hyena for the entire film. there was a few funny parts but this idiot roared at the most stupidest things

Idiots like this should be thrown out of the cinema,he ruined the entire film for us after paying 23 quid for our tickets. i think ill just rent out films anymore..what a complete and utter moron

Careful now...


Anyway, this is the risk you take by going to places with other people.

jimpump

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Garfiel the movie

what the hell has that got to do with anything?

Gummy Panda

ITT: Guy complains about people laughing watching a comedy

Jesus Shaves

jimpump wrote: »

what the hell has that got to do with anything?

I think he's making fun of you
And I'm not surprised


People laughing at a comedy in a cinema, WELL I NEVER!

jimpump

Dónal wrote: »

Garfield? The bit with the boobs? Thigh slapping funny.

I don't need to say anymore.

See! because of that prick behind me i didnt even catch that part

jimpump

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

I think he's making fun of you
And I'm not surprised


People laughing at a comedy in a cinema, WELL I NEVER!

if you heard this guy you wouldnt be saying that, lad

EoghanIRL

jimpump wrote: »

Dónal wrote: »

Garfield? The bit with the boobs? Thigh slapping funny.

I don't need to say anymore.

See! because of that prick behind me i didnt even catch that part

Why didn't you sit somewhere else

Jesus Shaves

jimpump wrote: »

if you heard this guy you wouldnt be saying that, lad

No, I would

Jesus Wept

23 quid? Expensive cinema.

BluesBerry

Sorry OP that was my bad .. I was sending a tweet

EoghanIRL

Andy Carroll wrote: »

23 quid? Expensive cinema.

In Middleton it's 5.50 a ticket. 23 is expensive

jimpump

Sinfonia wrote: »

Careful now...


Anyway, this is the risk you take by going to places with other people.

yeah **** people! and another thing, he had really bad body odour,no wonder he was there on his own....sad or what

annoying and he smells like crap...is it just me or do indians/pakistanis ever wash??

mod: banned

BluesBerry

EoghanIRL wrote: »

In Middleton it's 5.50 a ticket. 23 is expensive

Tickets in the evening are always more expensive and maybe he bought the VIP seats

BluesBerry

jimpump wrote: »

yeah **** people! and another thing, he had really bad body odour,no wonder he was there on his own....sad or what

annoying and he smells like crap...is it just me or do indians/pakistanis ever wash??

Uh oh ......

Omackeral

jimpump wrote: »

yeah **** people! and another thing, he had really bad body odour,no wonder he was there on his own....sad or what

annoying and he smells like crap... is it just me or do indians/pakistanis ever wash??

Just you.


PS- You are the weakest link......

jimpump

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

No, I would

sorry pal, didnt know you were deaf

Fukuyama

Were you at the 19:30 showing in Cineworld?

I was there.

Cool.

Wana go get a beer or something maybe?

keith16

BluesBerry wrote: »

Uh oh ......

Spaghetti OH!

jimpump

Omackeral wrote: »

Just you.


PS- You are the weakest link......

you are the weakest link???? **** me, i didnt know it was still 2004, who bleedin says that :rolleyes:

Giselle

The last time I was in the cinema there was a trailer for the film Battleship.

The row behind me had about eight teenage girls out for the evening. Throughout the entire film, they told one another many times, over and over, that Rihanna was in Battleship. They chatted about her hair, her music, her clothes, her weight, her relationship (they'd forgive Chris Brown, because he's so hot).

Mostly though they just reminded each other that Rihanna was in Battleship. Over and over. For two hours.

I can't even remember what the film I went to see was.:(
It wasn't Battleship!

keith16

Giselle wrote: »

The last time I was in the cinema there was a trailer for the film Battleship.

The row behind me had about eight teenage girls out for the evening. Throughout the entire film, they told one another many times, over and over, that Rihanna was in Battleship. They chatted about her hair, her music, her clothes, her weight, her relationship (they'd forgive Chris Brown, because he's so hot).

Mostly though they just reminded each other that Rihanna was in Battleship. Over and over. For two hours.

I can't even remember what the film was.:(

Battleship. It was Battleship they were talking about.

jimpump

Dean0088 wrote: »

Were you at the 19:30 showing in Cineworld?

I was there.

Cool.

Wana go get a beer or something maybe?

eh...nah your alright

it was the odeon in coolock btw

Bad Panda

keith16 wrote: »

Battleship. It was Battleship they were talking about.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Rihanna in that movie...

Giselle

Bad Panda wrote: »

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Rihanna in that movie...

I think she is, but I can't be sure.

Dubs

Dean0088 wrote: »

Were you at the 19:30 showing in Cineworld?

I was there.

Cool.

Wana go get a beer or something maybe?

Ah me too, me too! Boardsies, slowly infiltrating all aspects of society. We cook your meals, hall your thrash, connect your calls, drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not fcuk with us... :pac:

TheChizler

Saw it the other day in Douglas. One girl kept repeating lines that had a particularly strong Boston accent out loud, and (it felt like) every time Ted talked a guy kept pointing out to his friends that Ted and Peter Griffin's voices were both done by Seth McFarlane. I get over sweet munching or what have you, but people being annoying really messes with the experience.

Omackeral

jimpump wrote: »

you are the weakest link???? **** me, i didnt know it was still 2004, who bleedin says that :rolleyes:

Sorry it's not the best joke, you're right, it's an oldie, what was I thinking? Do you know what had brilliant up to date jokes, though? Ted. Too bad you missed them you racist fool.

jimpump

Giselle wrote: »

The last time I was in the cinema there was a trailer for the film Battleship.

The row behind me had about eight teenage girls out for the evening. Throughout the entire film, they told one another many times, over and over, that Rihanna was in Battleship. They chatted about her hair, her music, her clothes, her weight, her relationship (they'd forgive Chris Brown, because he's so hot).

Mostly though they just reminded each other that Rihanna was in Battleship. Over and over. For two hours.

I can't even remember what the film was.:(

That sucks man. dopes like that wreck my head, paying good money just to put up with a-holes like that

keith16

Bad Panda wrote: »

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Rihanna in that movie...

Very astute of you Bad Panda. It's a little known fact that Rhianna did indeed star in that film. Her hair was amazing. She wore nice clothes too. Chris Brown is an abusive man, but I would personally let that slide purely on the grounds that he is "hot" and therefore, likely a good lover.

Giselle

keith16 wrote: »

Very astute of you Bad Panda. It's a little known fact that Rhianna did indeed star in that film. Her hair was amazing. She wore nice clothes too. Chris Brown is an abusive man, but I would personally let that slide purely on the grounds that he is "hot" and therefore, likely a good lover.

You know, I know some girls you'd really get along with.

Are you single? More importantly, are you a Rihanna fan?

KeithM89_old

jimpump wrote: »

yeah **** people! and another thing, he had really bad body odour,no wonder he was there on his own....sad or what

annoying and he smells like crap...is it just me or do indians/pakistanis ever wash??

Banned.

keith16

Giselle wrote: »

You know, I know some girls you'd really get along with.

Are you single? More importantly, are you a Rihanna fan?

Oh sweet jesus yes, yes I am a Rhianna "fan".

Banjaxed82

I never (if I can help it) go to the cinema between 1pm-8pm. Morning, or late night flicks cuts out most of the tossers (kids/teens), I find.

DesperateDan

It sounds like he didn't realise how racist that comment was. It's a sad day when your actions on an internet thread are teaching you right from wrong

Wompa1

jimpump wrote: »

So i went to see Ted at the cinema with the misses this evening. we were really looking forward to the film but the chap behind me was laughing in my ear like a hyena for the entire film. there was a few funny parts but this idiot roared at the most stupidest things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emyy9YBCJ6Y

Giselle

keith16 wrote: »

Oh sweet jesus yes, yes I am a Rhianna "fan".

If you're as hot as Chris Brown you're in there.

keith16

Giselle wrote: »

If you're as hot as Chris Brown you're in there.

Sadly I lack his "hotness" and charm. I am unpredictably violent however

PM me?

Wompa1

keith16 wrote: »

Sadly I like his "hotness" and charm. I am unpredictably violent however

PM me?

Sticks and stones may break my bones but slaps and fists excite me...

D1stant

Went to the cinema to see 'Ted' this evening. I really enjpyed the movie but there was this racist guy in front of us complaining that we were laughing too loudly (I thought that was expected at a comedy?) and complaining that we smelled?

Idiots like this should be thrown out of the cinema,he ruined the entire film for us after paying 23 quid for our tickets. i think ill just rent out films anymore..what a complete and utter moron

keith16

D1stant wrote: »

Went to the cinema to see 'Ted' this evening. I really enjpyed the movie but there was this racist guy in front of us complaining that we were laughing too loudly (I thought that was expected at a comedy?) and complaining that we smelled?

Idiots like this should be thrown out of the cinema,he ruined the entire film for us after paying 23 quid for our tickets. i think ill just rent out films anymore..what a complete and utter moron

Is it just me or do racist guys / morons ever wash?

Oranage2

I hate people that shush you in the cinema and threaten to "box the head off you!"

i like to give my friends a running commentary full of observations and wit. Give them extra bang for their bucks.

WatchWolf

jimpump wrote: »

yeah **** people! and another thing, he had really bad body odour,no wonder he was there on his own....sad or what

annoying and he smells like crap...is it just me or do indians/pakistanis ever wash??

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Chloris

Had a bizarre experience when I went to see Phone Booth in the cinema years and years ago. I was there with my mom and dad because I was about 12 and there was this woman sitting beside me who absolutely roared laughing constantly throughout the film. I literally can't remember one funny part of that film but I can always remember her howling laughter throughout the film. Bizarre carry on.

When I went to see Sweeney Todd for the fourth or fifth time with my boyfriend (we really loved it, we were bloodthirsty 17 year-olds at the time and we had loads of free cinema vouchers and it was Winter so it was a handy way to stay in from the cold) there were a bunch of 14 - 16 year-olds occupying the entire row in front of us; about twenty seats. Anyway they spent the first fifteen minutes of the film talking about how **** it was and rustling their twenty million sweet wrappers and chucking popcorn at each other and shouting down the rows to their friends. When Sweeney Todd received his razorblades back, one shouted "F*ck that biys, he's singing to his knives" and they all left, leaving behind well over €200 worth of uneaten cinema food and sweets. Again, bizarre carry on.

It is an incredibly rare occasion that I go to the cinema now that we have our own house. Why on earth you would want to leave the comfort of your own home to watch a film with a bunch of unpredictable weirdos off the street, especially when you have to pay as much money to see films as you do nowadays, is beyond me. You'd be better off investing in a projector and having a hard drive with several hundred GB of films on it, you'll never need to spend a fortune on that chewy, cold cinema popcorn again!

Brian_Zeluz

There's nothing worse than some dumb cnut kicking your seat especially if it's a kid and the parent does nothing.

shruikan2553

anyone under the age of 15 in a group larger than 3, maybe 4. Good chance they'll be talking and laughing the entire time. They are easy to avoid by not going Friday evenings or Saturday afternoon at least.

Charlie19

Ted was a funny movie OP. I must be easily amused but a talking, swearing teddy bear. Come on to fnck.

Also on disruptive moviegoers, A couple that went to the same showing of Ted that I saw, Firstly they sat in the wrong seats and when told to move they argued their point and the guy managed to trip walking up the center isle twice (Big laugh from audience) and then after security asking them to move, Guy said he had enough and was leaving, then stumbled off the last step on way out.