Which would you rather fight? One horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses?

Jesus Wept

If you had to.

ArmaniJeanss

Neigh Quack

ducks are mad mean yo.

zenno

It's a no-brainer... give me the 10 duck sized horses :pac::pac::pac:

JupiterKid

Neigh Quack

That acid must be really, really good OP.:D

KKkitty

Neigh Quack

Can I have a weapon?

TeddyTedson

I'd fight 10 little fellas.
"Jumpin' around on stage like a bunch of wounded ducks"

PS. Karl Hungus is alleged to have once saved an entire family of drowning ducks on his way home from work just before he left boards.

Jesus Wept

Neigh Quack

KKkitty wrote: »

Can I have a weapon?

Yes. Your hands, your feet and your instincts.
So in reality, no.

CodyJarrett

Horse sized duck as then when you won, you could have the biggest portion of Roast Duck ever.

KKkitty

Neigh Quack

Andy Carroll wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

Can I have a weapon?

Yes. Your hands, your feet and your instincts.
So in reality, no.

Right I'll take the 10 duck sized horses so.

zenno

Speaking of ducks, has anyone noticed the disappearance of all the swans from the swords estery lately ?.

Jesus Wept

Neigh Quack

I guess the question needs adjusting then, find the tipping point.

TeddyTedson

hmm, are ducks mostly good - like dogs, or mostly bad - like crows?

Jesus Wept

Neigh Quack

TeddyTedson wrote: »

hmm, are ducks mostly good - like dogs, or mostly bad - like crows?

ducks are mad mean yo

CodyJarrett

CodyJarrett wrote: »

Horse sized duck as then when you won, you could have the biggest portion of Roast Duck ever.

Or the giant duck could have himself (or herself) a human sized maggot

TeddyTedson

Andy Carroll wrote: »

ducks are mad mean yo

I notice their opinion of me largely depends on whether or not I have bread...

RIP

Jesus Wept

Neigh Quack

No one is brave enough to take on the horse sized duck. Well I am changing my answer. I will take it on. I will slay it.

Lyaiera

Neigh Quack

I think Mythbusters has lost its way sufficiently to deal with this question. We should CC them on this thread.

TeddyTedson

"I love my duck"
*throws duck at Fr. Ted*
"Fed up with duuuucckkkkk!"

Duck Hunt was good in the 90s, god i miss the 90s. I would do almost anything to go back too 1991. Simpler times. I was very happy in the 90s.

TeddyTedson

Andy Carroll wrote: »

No one is brave enough to take on the horse sized duck. Well I am changing my answer. I will take it on. I will slay it.

I thought we were talking about horse sized pigeons:mad:
Ducks are not all that mean, just selfish.
I love them. They're so...just so... wet.

TeddyTedson

Everyone duck off. It's my bed time.

kneemos

How do you have a fight with a duck sized horse?

Jesus Wept

Neigh Quack

kneemos wrote: »

How do you have a fight with a duck sized horse?

I don't fancy your chances...

flyswatter

zenno wrote: »

Speaking of ducks, has anyone noticed the disappearance of all the swans from the swords estery lately ?.

Thinly veiled Polish bashing post.

kneemos

Even full sized horses are timid,what's a duck sized one gonna do?

mackg

Horse sized duck, unless the fight is taking place in water.

Jesus Wept

Neigh Quack

kneemos wrote: »

Even full sized horses are timid,what's a duck sized one gonna do?

They have a taste for blood.

kneemos

You could lay on the ground and let them trample you to death over a period of five or six days,I suppose.

strobe

Neigh Quack

zenno wrote: »

Speaking of ducks, has anyone noticed the disappearance of all the swans from the swords estery lately ?.

People have been turning them into furniture polish, such is my understanding in any rate.

Rented Mule

Neigh Quack

Bring on the plum sauce !!

It's going to be a slaughter !!

wilkie2006

Neigh Quack

I'd have 10 duck-sized horses, I think. I've never tried to kick anything duck-sized to death but I reckon it'd be easier (even ten times) than taking down anything horse-sized. Especially if the fooking thing could fly. Jaysus.

Darius.Tr

Neigh Quack

How do you come up with this kind of question??? Wouldn't have thought about this in million years...but if I'd have to choose it would probably be 10 duck sized horses.

kneemos

Darius.Tr wrote: »

How do you come up with this kind of question??? Wouldn't have thought about this in million years...but if I'd have to choose it would probably be 10 duck sized horses.

Chemicals.

Jesus Wept

Neigh Quack

Darius.Tr wrote: »

How do you come up with this kind of question??? Wouldn't have thought about this in million years...but if I'd have to choose it would probably be 10 duck sized horses.

I stole it. I wasn't feeling very creative.

FanadMan

CodyJarrett wrote: »

Horse sized duck as then when you won, you could have the biggest portion of Roast Duck ever.

I voted the other way but I like your thinking......god, that would be some meal! A horse sized roast duck! Damn....am hungry now

Scioch

Neigh Quack

I've had run ins with ducks before, they are nasty little bastards. Even a goose or swan would be tough to handle. Aint no way in hell I'd be going near one the size of a horse.

You might as well be fighting a pterodactyl !

Neigh Quack

A horse sized duck would surely peck you to death. Death by pecking. No thanks. I'll take my chances with the little horsies.

wilkie2006

Neigh Quack

Actually, I've changed my mind. I'd go for the horse-sized duck. Fook it, why not have something to tell your mates. "Ooohh, I killed something the size of a duck" - yea, whatever. "Oooh, I killed something the size of a horse" - wow, tell us more!

aaronjumper

Neigh Quack

I'd take the 10 duck sized horses. Way easier to fight than a horse sized duck. It would destroy us all!

opinion guy

Neigh Quack

Where is the Atari Duckuar option ?!?!? :mad:

Micky Dolenz

Give me the giant duck.

I've always wanted to ride a duck.

kfallon

I should have no problem handling the duck sized horses

TeddyTedson

Is there an answer to the question??????

opinion guy

Neigh Quack

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Is there an answer to the question??????

42.
Of course the real question is, what was the question ?

OMARS_COMING_

lol this is a fantastic question,how did you come up with it? serious


I would rather fight 10 duck sized horses,i mean i think i could pick one up and kill it then maybe use its body as a kinda weapon to hit the other horses with it

TeddyTedson

It's an old Japanese proverb if I'm right.

Wasn't there also sightings of giant ducks near Hiroshima?

mauzo

Neigh Quack

Was trying to remember where I heard this question.....archer!!

I'd pick the duck sized horses.

opinion guy

Neigh Quack

TeddyTedson wrote: »

It's an old Japanese proverb if I'm right.

Wasn't there also sightings of giant ducks near Hiroshima?

:eek:

But don't worry Godzilla and/or Mothra will take care of that one

Washington Irving

Neigh Quack

CodyJarrett wrote: »

Horse sized duck as then when you won, you could have the biggest portion of Roast Duck ever.

Yeah, but you could harvest the dead horses for horsemeat and sell it to a Frenchman

Mr.Crinklewood

Are any of the ducks related to Katie Taylor?

animan

Neigh Quack

kneemos wrote: »

Even full sized horses are timid,what's a duck sized one gonna do?

I got a kick in the head off a horse on wednesday. It hurt but i'd still take on 10 duck sized horses

cruiser178

Neigh Quack

The 10 duck sized horses for me i reckon i could take em, but can you imagine the speed of a horse size duck in water, fcuk.

After reading this tread i suppose the real question that begs to be answered is: if you were a duck would you rather fight 10 human sized horses or 1 horse size human...hhmmm