What do you like to do when you're ronery?

marshbaboon · 07-08-2012 12:32pm #1

I've been trying to be productive & get some work done this afternoon, but it's just not happening. I keep popping onto boards or skype in the vain hope there'll be someone to chat to, like a golden retriever with a big happy head futilely pawing at the corpse of its owner.

So what do you lovely people like to do when you're ronery? Apart from the obvious :rolleyes:

FatherLen · 07-08-2012 12:35pm

prepare for the "fap" posts

seantorious · 07-08-2012 12:35pm

Sit on my hand

marshbaboon · 07-08-2012 12:36pm

FatherLen wrote: »

prepare for the "fap" posts

I have low to moderate hopes that at least one person will have something witty to say.

Gummy Panda · 07-08-2012 12:39pm

Rub my belly

tmc86 · 07-08-2012 12:41pm

why don't you sit in front of a mirror and interview yourself?

TeddyTedson · 07-08-2012 12:41pm

I never do much in work anyway but today I'm doing nothing at all. It's dead in here. Time is dragging.

sbsquarepants · 07-08-2012 12:44pm

Teddy i feel your pain! It's my first day back after 2 weeks off - the happiest day of the year.
The first 4 and half hours have felt like longer than the previous 2 weeks.:mad:

Chuck Stone · 07-08-2012 12:47pm

I have tea and cream cakes with my collection of mannequins.

AnonoBoy · 07-08-2012 12:49pm

Book speech therapy classes.

petes · 07-08-2012 12:50pm

Watch Team America!

marshbaboon · 07-08-2012 12:51pm

Insurgent wrote: »

Watch Team America!

BRB getting this and superbad...

... it's been a while dear friends...

Jesus Shaves · 07-08-2012 12:51pm

There's no excuses for being lazy, just get up and do what you have to do

marshbaboon · 07-08-2012 12:59pm

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

There's no excuses for being lazy, just get up and do what you have to do

Shut up Jesus! When have I ever listened to you.

kfallon · 07-08-2012 1:01pm

Do I have to read the title in a Chinese accent???

marshbaboon · 07-08-2012 1:03pm

kfallon wrote: »

Do I have to read the title in a Chinese accent???

Korean plz... you racist.

MistyCheese · 07-08-2012 1:03pm

I go to Facebook and immerse myself in the fact that other people have lives. Okay, so it's all overinflated, self-aggrandising nonsense but these people all at least care enough to pretend that they have lives. I can't be arsed.

Jesus Shaves · 07-08-2012 1:03pm

marshbaboon wrote: »

Shut up Jesus! When have I ever listened to you.

Idle hands are the devils playground

*not a fap joke

x43r0 · 07-08-2012 1:04pm

Watch an entire decade of 'Reeling in the years'

Some show

kfallon · 07-08-2012 1:04pm

marshbaboon wrote: »

Korean plz... you racist.

I am not racist, I like to support my local Chinese take away at every available opportunity!

D1stant · 07-08-2012 1:05pm

kfallon wrote: »

Do I have to read the title in a Chinese accent???

Do. Supplies yourself!

marshbaboon · 07-08-2012 1:06pm

MistyCheese wrote: »

I go to Facebook and immerse myself in the fact that other people have lives. Okay, so it's all overinflated, self-aggrandising nonsense but these people all at least care enough to pretend that they have lives. I can't be arsed.

Deleted facebook ages ago. Even when I was on it I usually only accepted requests from people so I could randomly block them without warning. Ah the salty tears... Anyone who wants to talk to me has thumbs, and they have a phone.

ejmaztec · 07-08-2012 1:07pm

tmc86 wrote: »

why don't you sit in front of a mirror and interview yourself?

I did that yesterday, got the job and start next Monday.

MistyCheese · 07-08-2012 1:07pm

marshbaboon wrote: »

Deleted facebook ages ago. Even when I was on it I usually only accepted requests from people so I could randomly block them without warning. Ah the salty tears... Anyone who wants to talk to me has thumbs, and they have a phone.

But, but, but... Without Facebook how will you ever keep up with what your neighbour's friend's cousins children are up to??!

marshbaboon · 07-08-2012 1:09pm

MistyCheese wrote: »

But, but, but... Without Facebook how will you ever keep up with what your neighbour's friend's cousins children are up to??!

My farmville probably looks like a concern ad now too...

Duggy747 · 07-08-2012 1:09pm

Stare at the neighbours from behind my netted curtain and mutter a nasty comment while trying to see what they're up to.

Plus there's an Asian kid who keeps trying to go into my back garden to retrieve his tennis ball. After about the 6th time in the past few days I told him to fùck off or I'll put him in the basement with the rest of the kids.