I'm having an Existential crisis

Temaz

I'm just sitting here thinking is there a point of doing anything!!

Diapason

Fap?

biko

Nope



next

Temaz

Diapason wrote: »

Fap?

Can't see the point!

Claasman

no recession in your brain

davet82

Temaz wrote: »

I'm just sitting here thinking is there a point of doing anything!!

no point, just remain seated and piss your pants

Hande hoche!

SLEEP,OBEY,CONSUME!!

Funglegunk

Origami. Learn origami.

Diapason

Temaz wrote: »

Can't see the point!

Have a sandwich, then. It's one or the other.

Simon Jester

An existential crisis you say...

You better sartre yourself out!

sebastianlieken

KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!

--Kaiser--

Simon Jester wrote: »

An existential crisis you say...

You better sartre yourself out!

Don't be a Kant

Hande hoche!

sebastianlieken wrote: »

KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!

Martial arts good!

Schism

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Don't be a Kant

Ah come on, there's no Nietzsche for that.

--Kaiser--

In before thread Locke

LoYL

Temaz wrote: »

I'm just sitting here thinking is there a point of doing anything!!

Read Sartre and smoke. It won't matter if you are cross eyed. You may have some angst.

foxyboxer

Temaz wrote: »

I'm just sitting here thinking is there a point of doing anything!!

Your breathing right now. Which is doing something i.e. keeping you alive.

Feisar

There is no point to life. You can't "win" at it. The great nothing gets us all in the end. Life IS a trivial waste of time.

nemesisdg

Does anyone wonder if God created the Universe then who created him?

What was there before he existed?

Gives me a scared feeling in my stomach to think of this. And sometimes a feeling of what's the point.................

Funglegunk

nemesisdg wrote: »

Does anyone wonder if God created the Universe then who created him?

What was there before he existed?

Mayonnaise. Before the current universe, everything was just mayonnaise.

Diapason

nemesisdg wrote: »

Gives me a scared feeling in my stomach to think of this.

It must be great to feel something.

DEFTLEFTHAND

The key is to convince yourself that there is, even if you don't really believe it. That's life, its one long soul destroying grind which takes a lot of effort to endure. Hence only the strong prosper.

Colmustard

Grrrr I see all the philosopher puns have been taken, I will just have to be philosophical about that over a cup of tea and aa Plato of biscuits.

Jaysus Colmustard that is just terrible.

Diapason

Seriously, there is no point, how could there be? Just enjoy your three score years and ten and try not to f*ck up anyone else's.

Funglegunk

Colmustard wrote: »

Grrrr I see all the philosopher puns have been taken, I will just have to be philosophical about that over a cup of tea and aa Plato of biscuits.

Jaysus Colmustard that is just terrible.

No more philosopher puns, you'll just confucius all.

TeddyTedson

Don't do it OP. You have too much to live for!!!!!!!!!!!

Colmustard

I get thanks therefore I am.

Diapason

Colmustard wrote: »

Grrrr I see all the philosopher puns have been taken, I will just have to be philosophical about that over a cup of tea and aa Plato of biscuits.

You should have lunch before the biscuits. Don't be putting Descartes before the horse.

Colmustard

OP just carve a Nietzsche out for yourself.

Dotsie~tmp

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

In before thread Locke

Top Marx.

nemesisdg

Colmustard wrote: »

Grrrr I see all the philosopher puns have been taken, I will just have to be philosophical about that over a cup of tea and a Plato of biscuits.

Jaysus Colmustard that is just terrible.

We also would have accepted:

I see a lot of philosopher puns here. Some of them get very high Marx....."



I'll get me coat.

Funglegunk

Diapason wrote: »

You should have lunch before the biscuits. Don't be putting Descartes before the horse.

Don't make too much of an effort though, just Russell up something quick.

DonkeyStyle \o/

Go for a brisk 2 mile walk. I'm just back from one for pretty much the same reason... shit really works.

Colmustard

nemesisdg wrote: »

We also would have accepted:

I see a lot of philosopher puns here. Some of them get very high Marx....."



I'll get me coat.

I see what Engles you are coming from.

OK I will just leave this thread now.

Grayson

LoYL wrote: »

Read Sartre and smoke. It won't matter if you are cross eyed. You may have some angst.

Nah, Read Kierkegaarde

''I do not care for anything. I do not care to ride, for the exercise is too violent. I do not care to walk, walking is too strenuous. I do not care to lie down, for I should either have to remain lying, and I do not care to do that, or I should have to get up again, and I do not care to do that either. Summa summarum: I do not care at all.''

and he was the first existentialist

marshbaboon

Realise that the only meaning to life is something you create yourself. Sometimes the human struggle against such utter pointlessness is the only thing that carries meaning.

If you want to be analytical about it the only logical conclusion is that we should all kill ourselves. In addition to there being no point to the daily struggle, beyond the struggle itself, you have to consider the fact that every experience, memory and element of your personality is erased upon brain death. So given enough of a time frame how you lived your life, or what type of person you were, ceases to carry any importance.

Have a nice day, if you want me I'll be in a paddling pool full of kittens.

Colmustard

Grayson wrote: »

Nah, Read Kierkegaarde



and he was the first existentialist

I don't get that pun.

Augmerson

Sometimes I try to imagine what the universe would be like if there was nothing. If there was no universe. It's hard. It's also scary. I don't think I can handle it.

Bad Panda

Temaz wrote: »

Can't see the point!

Madness!! Sometimes you really just need that stuff out of ya! Doesn't matter where you are...! :pac:

flatbackfour

Temaz wrote: »

I'm just sitting here thinking is there a point of doing anything!!

Just remain calm u will be fine

Teyla Emmagan

Nice work on the philosopher puns AH. Sometimes you impress me.

Temaz

I always turn to Mr Noel Gallagher.

You can't find the feeling
All is the same in the pouring rain, y'know, y'know
Coming out of the ceiling
Falling from above, growing in and out of love

A broken heart is still beating
In and out of time, hold your body next to mine, y'know, y'know
But you can't stop the bleeding
Sing to yourself and hold on

'Cos everybody's on the run, everybody's on the run

Hang in there love, you gotta hold on
Hang in there love, you gotta hold on

'Cos everybody's on the run, everbody's on the run
Everybody's on the run, everybody's on the run

You've been drifting and stealing
Trying to walk in my shoes, but they don't belong to you, no they don't
But you can't find the meaning
Sing to yourself and hold on

'Cos everybody's on the run, everybody's on the run

Colmustard

OP take it like a Mann.

anhedonia

Temaz wrote: »

I'm just sitting here thinking is there a point of doing anything!!

Quit munching temazepam and you might feel less apathetic.

worked for me.

JohnMarston

anhedonia wrote: »

Quit munching temazepam and you might feel less apathetic.

worked for me.

Stop fapping and you might feel less depressed and apathetic. Worked for me :cool:

marshbaboon

JohnMarston wrote: »

Stop fapping and you might feel less depressed and apathetic. Worked for me :cool:

Since when do people take philosophical advice from a zombie?

... oh wait...

JohnMarston

marshbaboon wrote: »

Since when do people take philosophical advice from a zombie?

... oh wait...

I saw what you did there..:D

crazy cabbage

lets presume that once you die, That is it. No more. there is no god. There is no afterlife. Ect

You have 80ish years of existance and that is it. No more. You have a limited time.

Is there a point?
My answer is, there is no point if you cant see a point.

I want to see the world. Experience loads of different cultures. Get my degree to prove to myself that i can. I want to climb mount everest (well ok. Maby just to base camp). I want to find someone that i can share these experiences with. I want to go out to that house party tommorow night to catch up with friends that i havent seen in ages. I want to go skydiving. Live in a monestry for a year. Travel on one of them international volenteer missions. There is so much that i want to experience while here.

Is there a point. That is a matter of perception. Do you see a point?

If you dont see a point you should really spend some time thinking about that you want from life. what you what to do before you die. Go for a long walk and think. No one else can tell you what you want from your existance.

Question: If i told you that you could do something, but you knew in advance that you could not fail in doing this something, and money or time wasn't an issue, What would you do?

marshbaboon

crazy cabbage wrote: »

lets presume that once you die, That is it. No more. there is no god. There is no afterlife. Ect

You have 80ish years of existance and that is it. No more. You have a limited time.

Is there a point?
My answer is, there is no point if you cant see a point.

I want to see the world. Experience loads of different cultures. Get my degree to prove to myself that i can. I want to climb mount everest (well ok. Maby just to base camp). I want to find someone that i can share these experiences with. I want to go out to that house party tommorow night to catch up with friends that i havent seen in ages. I want to go skydiving. Live in a monestry for a year. Travel on one of them international volenteer missions. There is so much that i want to experience while here.

Is there a point. That is a matter of perception. Do you see a point?

If you dont see a point you should really spend some time thinking about that you want from life. what you what to do before you die. Go for a long walk and think. No one else can tell you what you want from your existance.

Question: If i told you that you could do something, but you knew in advance that you could not fail in doing this something, and money or time wasn't an issue, What would you do?

Ride through the streets of Dublin on a saddled giraffe, with no trousers on.

Scanlas The 2nd

Why does there need to be a point to life?

Just have fun and enjoy yourself.

marshbaboon

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Why does there need to be a point to life?

Just have fun and enjoy yourself.

Yes exactly. Questioning your own existence or examining your core beliefs is just plain boring.

All those silly philosophers just weren't having fun. They should have just accepted that you should never question anything & gone out on the beer.