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Hey, I just got a new bed, you should come over & try it out...

  • 10-08-2012 10:23am
    #1
    OU812
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭


    ^ worked (once in about three hundred times)

    Have also successfully used "wanna come over tonight for breakfast?"

    One that I'm most proud of was "you know you & me have the same last name" she said "you don't know that" & I replied "we will one day". Married that one :)

    What seemingly unworkable pickup line has worked for you ?


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  • #2
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Thought this was about a bed sale. I'd love a bed right now.


  • #3
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Wanna see my ****?


    No?


    Ah your fat anyway!


  • #4
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    OU812 wrote: »
    ^ worked (once in about three hundred times)

    Have also successfully used "wanna come over tonight for breakfast?"

    One that I'm most proud of was "you know you & me have the same last name" she said "you don't know that" & I replied "we will one day". Married that one :)

    What seemingly unworkable pickup line has worked for you ?

    I'm not really liking the 300-1 odds. tbh.


  • #5
    Vicar in a tutu
    Registered Users Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    Hey! I just met you, and this is crazy:).. so heres my number:pac: call me maybe:pac:


  • #6
    saiint
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭saiint


    how you doinnnn .......

    fu*k you joey doesnt work for me


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  • #7
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I'm particularly fond of the "Howya love show us your fanny" line


  • #8
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


  • #9
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    The sweets are in my van.


  • #10
    AeoNGriM
    Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭AeoNGriM


    Hi, I'm insertnamehere*, I was wondering if you fancied coming back to my place for some casual nsa sex without all the bull****? I do a pretty decent fryup in the morning if that helps seal the deal.


    *Please don't use insertnamehere.......that's MY creepy pickup name so get yer own


  • #11
    newport2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,608 ✭✭✭newport2


    Walk over to two girls in a nightclub. Ask one "Do you want to dance?" If she say yes, say "Great! Off you go now, I want to talk to your friend"

    Wins every time.

    Try it.


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  • #12
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    Chat up lines are bollocks.


  • #13
    Giblet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,986 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    Bed is awesome.


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