Olympic Village "socialising"

scholar007

Is it true that they are at it like rabbits?

Ghandee

scholar007 wrote: »

Is it true that they are at it like rabbits?

I seen a guy walking through the olympic village on Tuesday afternoon, carrying a big long stick.

I asked him, are you a Pole Vaulter?

He siad, no, I'm actually German, but how did you know my name?

Dravokivich

At what like rabbits? Crazy for salad like?

foxyboxer

There's some pictures of cyclists Jason Kenny and Laura Trott mauling the face off each other at the beach volleyball behind an oblivious David Beckham.

The swimmers are traditionally known to as their events finish in the first week and they have the remainder of the games to indulge in an epic shagfest.

scholar007

Ghandee wrote: »

I seen a guy walking through the olympic village on Tuesday afternoon, carrying a big long stick.

I asked him, are you a Pole Vaulter?

He siad, no, I'm actually German, but how did you know my name?

I had to read that a couple of times, then I'm a bit slow!

With all that pressure on them, I wouldn't be surprised if they indulge in a little stress relief

Caveman1

I thought most athletes abstain from sex when getting ready for competition? I'm sure when the events finish it would take post of scalding water to separate them from all the riding that would be going on.

Dempsey

scholar007 wrote: »

Is it true that they are at it like rabbits?

In 2000, Sydney organisers had to order 20,000 more condoms after the initial allocation of 70,000 ran out. Durex are supplying 150,000 for London 2012.

Yes, they are either at it like rabbits or hoarding them like Olympic medals

Wacker The Attacker

foxyboxer wrote: »

There's some pictures of cyclists Jason Kenny and Laura Trott mauling the face off each other at the beach volleyball behind an oblivious David Beckham.

The swimmers are traditionally known to as their events finish in the first week and they have the remainder of the games to indulge in an epic shagfest.

She is cute. I'd give it to her

xxyyxx

scholar007 wrote: »

Is it true that they are at it like rabbits?

Thousands of twenty somethings all grouped together. What do you think?

PizzamanIRL

How would AH know the answer to this?

Wacker The Attacker

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

She is cute. I'd give it to her

A gold medal?

Dravokivich

bluewolf wrote: »

A gold medal?

Closer, think pearls. :pac:

opinion guy

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

How would AH know the answer to this?

Several of us are in fact olympic atheletes incognito.

Honeslty you shoudl see the queue for Bolts' shagtent:eek:

Catari Jaguar

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

She is cute. I'd give it to her

I'm sure she'd be thrilled to know that.

RikkFlair

If any of them lay so much as a finger on our Katie :mad:

JohnFalstaff

RikkFlair wrote: »

If any of them lay so much as a finger on our Katie :mad:

I'm pretty sure she can take care of herself...

Mr Benevolent

Ghandee wrote: »

I seen a guy walking through the olympic village on Tuesday afternoon, carrying a big long stick.

I asked him, are you a Pole Vaulter?

He siad, no, I'm actually German, but how did you know my name?

I don't get it.

frag420

Dempsey wrote: »

In 2000, Sydney organisers had to order 20,000 more condoms after the initial allocation of 70,000 ran out. Durex are supplying 150,000 for London 2012.

Yes, they are either at it like rabbits or hoarding them like Olympic medals

Thats because when asked if il be going to London 2012 I replied...............

Yes, il be coming.

seamus

RikkFlair wrote: »

If any of them lay so much as a finger on our Katie :mad:

Yes, because a champion boxer requires you to rush to her rescue...

Besides, condoms and pre-marital sex wouldn't be Katie's bag.

eth0

They're all at it like rabbits and they have better sex than the rest of us unfit people

titan18

Thousands of incredibly fit athletes in an enclosed space, a lot of whom have been dedicated to their training for years, and are still probably eating a similar amount that they would have when training and are now doing much less. I'd be shocked if they weren't going crazy tbh.

Mr Freeze

scholar007 wrote: »

I had to read that a couple of times, then I'm a bit slow!

Go get some Billy Connolly DVDs, its on several of them.

Teyla Emmagan

They are all young, fit, hot, away from home, sitting around with lots of time on their hands and not allowed to do anything unhealthy.

I'd say nearly ever one of the single beds in the whole village has been christened at this stage.

Rented Mule

scholar007 wrote: »

Is it true that they are at it like rabbits?

I coached at the United States Olympic Festival in San Antonio Texas back in 1993.

The rabbits wouldn't be able to keep up.

Gurgle

seamus wrote: »

Besides, condoms and pre-marital sex wouldn't be Katie's bag.

Christian, not Catholic.

Sea Filly

People who need to let off steam after months of focus, lots of fit, hot people floating around, lots of singleton athletes not having time for relationships due to training = a good time!

Someone should try to corrupt Lolo Jones. Bolt, step up!

starbelgrade

I hear the Chinese athletes can't wait to get home to show their medals off to the kids who made them.

mauzo

If I was at the olympics I would be following Phelps around like a numpty.

Hes only fast in the water!!!!! :P

Seaneh

Gurgle wrote: »

Christian, not Catholic.

He was still half right...

Latchy

scholar007 wrote: »

Is it true that they are at it like rabbits?

I hope so ...if they went at it at a snails pace they would all finish last .

woof im a dog

there'll be alot of olympic sized babies in 9 months time

castletownman

So long as their Olympic record times on the track aren't beaten in the sack I can only imagine the epic shagging going on!

Although I definitely break Bolt's 19.19 for the 200m if I had a chance with Stephanie Rice

Fizman

There was an article on this in one of the Sunday papers two weeks ago. Very true apparently.

Also...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/13/olympic-village-sex-fest-espn-magazine-condoms_n_1672257.html

Seventy thousand condoms would be enough for the entire city of Boynton Beach, Fla., but at the Olympic Village, that amount won't suffice.

Why, might you ask? Because the Olympic Village is one big sex fest.

Athletes told ESPN's Sam Alipour all the sexy details about life at the Olympic Village -- a city within the hosting city consisting of houses, cafes, and even clubs -- for the magazine's 2012 "Body Issue."

In the report, the ESPN writer revealed some rather scandalous facts, including that 100,000 condoms are ordered for the games. Apparently officials at the 2000 Sydney Games had to put in an order for 20,000 extra condoms after the initial 70,000 ran out. Since then, an order of 100,000 has become the norm.

Even Hope Solo, a soccer star and Olympic gold-medalist, copped to the raucous nights, when sex comes as either a celebratory act or a "consolation prize."

"I've seen people having sex right out in the open. On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty," Solo told ESPN The Magazine.

Read the full story as ESPN.
Nevertheless, this is not the first time athletes have openly discussed the "sex fest" that is the Olympics.

In 2008, former Olympian Matthew Syed wrote a piece for the Times of London about how the Olympics and intercourse go hand-in-hand.

"Olympic athletes have to display an unnatural ... level of self-discipline in the build-up to big competitions. How else is this going to manifest itself than with a volcanic release of pent-up hedonism?" Syed wrote, according to the New York Post, which cited the Times of London report.

John Godina, an Olympic shot putter, recently told ABC News that athletes are at the games to work hard, but that they're willing to play a little, too.

"Athletes go there focused and once their job is done, they have fun," Godina told ABC. "They don't necessarily go there looking for it, but things happen ... you learn not to ask a lot of questions."

Wacker The Attacker

bluewolf wrote: »

A gold medal?

No a hard on

Where To

What about the ones that dont particularly like sex?

Wacker The Attacker

Is it true that testosterone will get you banned from certain events.

**** and sex is not recommended

Gloomtastic!

The poor marathon runners having to behave themselves until the very last day. And then all the fit totty's gone home. No fair

Flaker

foxyboxer wrote: »

There's some pictures of cyclists Jason Kenny and Laura Trott mauling the face off each other at the beach volleyball behind an oblivious David Beckham.

The swimmers are traditionally known to as their events finish in the first week and they have the remainder of the games to indulge in an epic shagfest.

I'd shag Michael Phelps - that body on that lad is unreal!

Zamboni

Gloomtastic! wrote: »

The poor marathon runners having to behave themselves until the very last day. And then all the fit totty's gone home. No fair

Tbf who wants to shag a skeleton anyway.

Latchy

The Netherlands women’s field hockey team are some of the hottest female athletes in the village . Knowing how cliquey the Dutch are , The 5 or 6 lesbians in the squad won't have to look outside their own camp :pac:

seamus

There are also plenty of stories from athletes out for an early morning training session encountering other athletes on the way in from a night out (after they've finished their event), absolutely legless.

As the article says, you're talking about 8-12 months of minimal socialising, strict training schedules and strict dietary schedules. It's like 18-year-olds going off to Ibiza after the Leaving Cert, only 10,000 times the release and everyone is young and fit.

opinion guy

seamus wrote: »

There are also plenty of stories from athletes out for an early morning training session encountering other athletes on the way in from a night out (after they've finished their event), absolutely legless.

As the article says, you're talking about 8-12 months of minimal socialising, strict training schedules and strict dietary schedules. It's like 18-year-olds going off to Ibiza after the Leaving Cert, only 10,000 times the release and everyone is young and fit.

Oh My GOD
Its Ibiza times 1000:eek:

mawk

seamus wrote: »

There are also plenty of stories from athletes out for an early morning training session encountering other athletes on the way in from a night out (after they've finished their event), absolutely legless.

As the article says, you're talking about 8-12 months of minimal socialising, strict training schedules and strict dietary schedules. It's like 18-year-olds going off to Ibiza after the Leaving Cert, only 10,000 times the release and everyone is young and fit.

are 18 year olds not considered young anymore?

seamus

mawk wrote: »

are 18 year olds not considered young anymore?

What I mean is that when you go to Ibiza, not everyone is there young and/or fit

Larbre34

They totally deserve to enjoy as much as they can get - except some of the more observant religious nations - theyll hang on to get their reward in the heaven that doesnt exist. Psych.

Larbre34

starbelgrade wrote: »

I hear the Chinese athletes can't wait to get home to show their medals off to the kids who made them.

Interestingly, the 2012 medals were actually cast at the Royal Mint coin centre in Wales

Ill get my coat...........

opinion guy

seamus wrote: »

What I mean is that when you go to Ibiza, not everyone is there young and/or fit

Never been but I imagine there are just as many 30 something mid life crisisers doing bar work for a 'break' as anything

Then again some of the equestrian olympians are in their 70's or something :rolleyes:

nbar12

Confab wrote: »

I don't get it.

You must be Protestant

Bob the Seducer

Usain Bolt didn't need to leave the athletes' village to toast his 100 metres gold, preferring to celebrate with three members of the Swedish women's handball team.

A Swedish newspaper reported that the trio asked Bolt’s coach for accreditation so that they could congratulate the sprinter and spent an hour-and-a half in the sprinting legend's bedroom.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/athletics/9456300/Usain-Bolt-celebrates-100m-gold-with-Swedish-womens-handball-team.html


Of course, I make absolutely no insinuations whatsoever in relation to the visit.

ScumLord

You'd hope so, if these super athletes procreate with each other we'll have superer athletes in the next generation. If the Chinese want to have athletes for the 2020 games they have to start making them now.