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Ever crack up laughing at your kids stupidity ?, I do.

  • 10-08-2012 12:54pm
    #1
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    I sent my 3 year old daughter upstairs last night to get socks out of the top drawer of her dresser.
    She cant reach the top so she pulls out the bottom drawer to use as a step.
    She's still short so climbs up another rung by pulling out the next drawer.
    She's in reach now & pulls out the top drawer but now the whole dresser over balances & comes crashing down on top of her.
    I ran upstairs where I hear her muffled cries as she's managed to trap herself inside the drawer as it fell down.

    I must have laughed for 5 minutes before beginning the rescue attempt.

    Me 1 Kids 0


Comments

  • #2
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    How outrageous.


  • #3
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    You are a bad, bad parent.


  • #4
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    You put your daughter in harms way.

    I laugh at your stupidity.


  • #5
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    O' Rabidlamb, I don't believe you'd laugh at such a thing.
    You'd be too concerned about if they are ok.

    Nice trying (again) to wind up people though! :D


  • #6
    GetWithIt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭GetWithIt


    I'm always laughing at your kids too. But discretely. Behind the buses. The ones at the back of the house, to the right.


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  • #7
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    2/10, poor attempt, must do better!


  • #8
    tmc86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭tmc86


    you really need to brush up on your trolling skills, haven't had much luck lately have we?!


  • #9
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Give us your address so we can send Social Welfare around OP.


  • #10
    Dave0301
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Dave0301


    Thread started by Raidlamb....*Awaits moral outrage*


  • #11
    buck65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,969 ✭✭✭buck65


    That's a coincidence, I saw the exact same thing happen last night I was walking past a house and could see inside.

    The dude was downstairs watching Jeremy Kyle, wearing ladies clothes.


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  • #12
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    This sort of thing will always happen when mentally subnormal people reproduce.


  • #13
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    You are a bad, bad parent.
    Fizman wrote: »
    You put your daughter in harms way.

    I laugh at your stupidity.
    Biggins wrote: »
    O' Rabidlamb, I don't believe you'd laugh at such a thing.
    You'd be too concerned about if they are ok.

    Nice trying (again) to wind up people though! :D
    kfallon wrote: »
    2/10, poor attempt, must do better!
    tmc86 wrote: »
    you really need to brush up on your trolling skills, haven't had much luck lately have we?!

    Your disdain has caused me to delay my rescue attempt, I'm drowning out her tears by hoovering the dirt exposed by my fallen dresser.
    How could you do that to my little angel ?.


  • #14
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Your disdain has caused me to delay my rescue attempt, I'm drowning out her tears by hoovering the dirt exposed by my fallen dresser.
    How could you do that to my little angel ?.

    Easily! :p


  • #15
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Your disdain has caused me to delay my rescue attempt, I'm drowning out her tears by hoovering the dirt exposed by my fallen dresser.
    How could you do that to my little angel ?.

    You said it happened last night and that you attempted a rescue 5 mins after the accident, are you that weak that you can't lift a chest of drawers? :confused:

    You sir, have been busted, you are a Billy Bullshitter of the highest order!


  • #16
    kegzmc
    Site Banned Posts: 153 ✭✭kegzmc


    I think I might have heard that crash as I was passing the house?

    Was that you masturbating in the garden?


  • #17
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    kfallon wrote: »
    You said it happened last night and that you attempted a rescue 5 mins after the accident, are you that weak that you can't lift a chest of drawers? :confused:

    You sir, have been busted, you are a Billy Bullshitter of the highest order!

    Read again, I began the rescue but didn't get around to finishing it.
    the 200m's was on & I forgot about her, the crying abated after an hour & she seemed to enjoy her new confines.
    I sang her a lullaby on the guitar as she dozed off in a drawer of t-shirts.
    The tears today are more to do with hunger but that's all in the mind.
    Missus is home from work soon & we'll draw up a plan then.


  • #18
    Anne Big Zombie
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Anne Big Zombie


    no you don't


  • #19
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    buck65 wrote: »

    The dude was downstairs watching Jeremy Kyle, wearing ladies clothes.

    Jeremy Kyle was wearing ladies clothes???


  • #20
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    bluewolf wrote: »
    no you don't

    How about . . . . yes I do, checkmate I'm sure we both agree.


  • #21
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Give us your address so we can send Social Welfare around OP.


    You want them to give him more money? :confused:

    ...or another buggy ;)


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  • #22
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Your disdain has caused me to delay my rescue attempt, I'm drowning out her tears by hoovering the dirt exposed by my fallen dresser.
    How could you do that to my little angel ?.

    If she was a true angel she would have flown up to the top drawer and taken out her socks.


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