''if found please return to the pub'' t-shirts

MadsL

fasttalkerchat wrote: »

Its an Ogra Sinn Fein t-shirt.

I no longer want, Bet they stole it.

Gillo

I used to wear a few stuff from tshirthell, ok it was a bit offensive but at least it was origional, not like the sh!t being mentioned here. By far the best tshirt I ever saw was one for babies which simply said "Now I'm safe I'm pro-choice" and yes my niece looked pretty awesome in it on her first birthday.

On a completely seperate note, I'd a boxing match last night, then went on the beer and got a whole hours sleep so "If found please return to my bed".

whiskeyman

Still better than JACK JONES plastered all over the front of a tshirt...

greenman09

I have a tshirt that says 'once you go bald you never grow back' in big letters down the front. Few looks from the bald generation.

Aidric

Works well as an ignore filter on a night out.

Cee-Jay-Cee

I'm a Superdry guy myself...so can't really comment.

jimthemental

I've pulled in both superdry and explicit t-shirts, it's just a bloody top it's not like you're some spanner of a hipster in danger of castration due to pants two or three sizes too small. Oh and I have a t-shirt that says,
"Drink sensibly
Don't spill it.

How cool is that?;)

Gillo

jimthemental wrote: »

I've pulled in both superdry and explicit t-shirts

Pulling yourself doesn't count....
Seriously at the end of the day it's a tshirt some people like them some don't, find something proper to worry about.

jimthemental

Gillo wrote: »

Pulling yourself doesn't count....
Seriously at the end of the day it's a tshirt some people like them some don't, find something proper to worry about.

I take it back so.

Jester252

I always wonder when I see someone ware one of them out during the day in a classy area

Logical_Bear

always found the tourettes t-shirts ok

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Tourettes_2698d0_2864828.jpg

EdenHazard

jimthemental wrote: »

I've pulled in both superdry and explicit t-shirts, it's just a bloody top it's not like you're some spanner of a hipster in danger of castration due to pants two or three sizes too small. Oh and I have a t-shirt that says,
"Drink sensibly
Don't spill it.

How cool is that?;)

thats kinda funny ha, i agree though, hollister, jack and jones is lame, but then they suit some people more than others(in hollisters case normaly blonde kids from san diego). personally i think superdry is good but i never wear their t-shirts.

Eathrin

Great...now I'm getting ads at the bottom of my screen for "funny" t-shirts.

Chucken

Lapin wrote: »

Seen on a T Shirt near me the other day (wishing it was on me).

"I still hate Thatcher"

I want that T Shirt.

http://www.sinnfeinbookshop.com/t-shirts/

degausserxo

Almost as funny as my 65 year old dad's 'it's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine' tshirt.

omgitsthelazor

I can't imagine people who buy those slogan shirts in general. Best case scenario is they're funny once and never again. Most likely case scenario is they're never funny and you look like a fool trying to be edgy and witty wearing one.

Jesus Shaves

Who cares what anyone else is wearing, my clothes are cool

mauzo

I think they are gas, shows you have a sense of humour and can laugh at yourself!!

I bought one for a boyfriend before that had something written on it sideways....

'If you turn your head to read this you owe me a blow job'

Thought it was funny

Dave147

I have a few T Shirts I find funny. Firstly a black one that just says "Who the **** is Mick Jagger?", another with a silhouette of Gandalf that says "That's what I'm Tolkien about". And a picture of C3PO and R2D2 wearing fake moustache and glasses with the caption "These aren't the droids you're looking for". Plenty of funny shirts on Qwertee.

JupiterKid

Those t-shirts are cringeworthy. Just like some others that point to a beer belly and say "it's a love engine" etc. :rolleyes:

EdenHazard

syndeyfife wrote: »

I think they are gas, shows you have a sense of humour and can laugh at yourself!!

I bought one for a boyfriend before that had something written on it sideways....

'If you turn your head to read this you owe me a blow job'

Thought it was funny

Oh you bought your boyfriend one of these shirts.....
please tell me more about your keen sense of fashion

Jesus Nut

Mate of mine always wears 1 of 2 of the following that he has :

1) In a Nokia style, it is a white T-shirt that has printed on it "VIAGRA, connecting people".

2) Another T-shirt that states "No fat birds before 1am".

Eggonyerface

Most "witty" t-shirts are lame but I did have a good laugh when I saw this one:
http://www.zazzle.co.uk/i_heart_the_colorblind_tshirt-235402101745612970

Chucken

EdenHazard wrote: »

Oh you bought your boyfriend one of these shirts.....
please tell me more about your keen sense of fashion

Aw is Willie Wonky cross?
No joy again tonight eh?

Eggonyerface

Jesus Nut wrote: »

Mate of mine always wears 1 of 2 of the following that he has :

1) In a Nokia style, it is a white T-shirt that has printed on it "VIAGRA, connecting people".

2) Another T-shirt that states "No fat birds before 1am".

I'd imagine he's a hit with the ladies

longhalloween

^^^^^^
THE MAN

THE LEGEND
vvvvvvvv



Yeah ****in right...

1ZRed

Chucken wrote: »

Aw is Willie Wonky cross?
No joy again tonight eh?

Don't worry I'm on it! :pac:

Agricola

I'd rather a more truthful and ironic take on it like "If lost... return to me mammy"

Amy33

A couple of years ago I saw a t-shirt in Brown Thomas that read "You lost me at Hello". Love to be able to get away with wearing that.

Jesus Shaves

Agricola wrote: »

I'd rather a more truthful and ironic take on it like "If lost... return to me mammy"

That's the kind of shíte that hairy baby produces

Snowie

Ive a t shirt with a cartoon version of ozzy ozbourne eating a bats head

with the words


SSsSssshhhhhhhhhhaaarrroooonn

I've also got a t-shirt with a gun pointing to my groan saying Love gun :cool:

gdavis

the latest one i have seen has INSUFFICIENT FUNDS printed on it.I mean, seriously!!!

BUBBLE WRAP

gdavis wrote: »

the latest one i have seen has INSUFFICIENT FUNDS printed on it.I mean, seriously!!!

Its only a bit of fun, why take it so seriously?

1ZRed

gdavis wrote: »

the latest one i have seen has INSUFFICIENT FUNDS printed on it.I mean, seriously!!!

My latest was one of my friend's that said "Didn't your mother tell you it's rude to spit?" set on the silhouette of a girl with guess what dripping from her mouth.

Even I thought that was too much and I usually just ignore those t shirts.

Claasman

my favourite

http://www.redbubble.com/people/coexistance/works/8386264-party-rock-is-in-the-house-tonight?p=t-shirt

Agricola

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

That's the kind of shíte that hairy baby produces

wha?

BUBBLE WRAP

Agricola wrote: »

wha?

Tis a father ted joke.

Jesus Shaves

Agricola wrote: »

wha?

I find the hairy baby t-shirts unfunny

Agricola

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

I find the hairy baby t-shirts unfunny

Ah right, I never heard of em. I see what you mean now though, very twee slogans alright. I think my t-shirt is a more knowing, subtle nod to bs that is the overhyped Irish drinking culture though. :cool:

Jay D

Well I've never seen a thread like this before.

cynder

I remember see this t-shirt as a kid

When I'm in a sober mood,
I worry, work and think;
When I'm in a drunken mood,
I gamble, play and drink.

When my moods are over
and my time has come to pass,
I hope they bury me upside down
so the world can kiss my ass.

I do believe they had an image of someones ass on the t-shirt too.

Gumbo

I use one when i got for a run.

(The hoodie version btw)

zcorpian88

F**kin hate those shirts, Usually I spot them on a night out being worn by some fool bellowing outside a nightclub, or being carried to a paddy wagon at 2am!

MaroonAndGreen

''SEX, DRUGS AND SAUSAGE ROLLS'' thought that was a good one :P

Il Giornale

What About people who wear t shirts with their a picture of their penis on them.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Anyone found wearing one and not in a pub should be taken by force to the nearest pub and shoved in the front door with a good kick in the arse and told that if they come out again they'll get a kickin to within an inch of their life.

stoneill

Slogan t-shirts are just shít.
Branded t-shirts are equally shít.
I don't want to read your poxy slogan nor do I give a fúck where you bought it.

Mr. CooL ICE

Il Giornale wrote: »

What About people who wear t shirts with their a picture of their penis on them.

That's not a picture :pac:

dr.bollocko

I have a navy shirt with a picture of an m4 Sherman on it. It's my favourite tank top.

Femme_Fatale

I passed a guy who looked like he was in early 40s wearing one recently, I had to crane my neck a bit to see what it said - he looked at me as if to say "Yeh, it's hilarious isn't it?" Cringe.