What car do you drive?

flash1080

I drive a BMW.

Windows down, choons up. Like a boss. The boss that I am.

later12

Hmm.

Thinly veiled I drive a Beamer thread.

dan1895

later12 wrote: »

Hmm.

Thinly veiled I drive a Beamer thread.

Thinly veiled?

Bad Panda

BMW's aren't flash. Everyone and their dog has one! Even some pandas!

flash1080

dan1895 wrote: »

Thinly veiled?

There's no way he wouldn't turn his head and notice when I drive my BMW down the street.

Enright

merc 220E

PizzamanIRL

flash1080 wrote: »

I drive a BMW.

Windows down, choons up. Like a boss. The boss that I am.

Oh, you're one of those.

flash1080

Enright wrote: »

merc 220E

BMW > merc 220E

later12

I myself drive a most luxurious motor, made exclusively out of silver and gold.

It has white rhino hide seats, and an indicator lever that was once a baby panda's little paw.

dan1895 wrote: »

Thinly veiled?

Sarcasm, Watson.

cantdecide

323F 2.0 Sport

Had loads of bimmers and Audis and they're aight too. I'm currently on my 21st vehicle...

Shenshen

Why bother with this thread title?
Why not be honest and call the thread "I can't drive, but I got this huge car so I can show people that I'm a d*ck"?

Toyota Corolla, 1.3 XLi. Approaching its 20th year next year.

cantdecide

Shenshen wrote: »

Why bother with this thread title?
Why not be honest and call the thread "I can't drive, but I got this huge car so I can show people that I'm a d*ck"?

Lots of little beemers on the market. I think the thread title should be;

flash1080: life and times of a douche

SouthTippBass

A blue one.

Motoring >>>>>>>>>>>>

H2UMrsRobinson

Love my current car to bits. It's the car I couldn't afford to buy or insure when I was in my 20s. Alfa Romeo 145. Goes like a rocket but has the turning circle of a double decker bus. She's a little dented here and there, the drivers door doesn't lock and the passenger door lets in water, but I love her and she loves me back. 12 years old (I've had her for 6) but she's only done 55k and starts first time every time, which I gather is quite rare for an Alfa. (I've totally just cursed myself haven't I.)

CruelCoin

BMW 320D

Torque everywhere, and still get 50mpg.
Leather, Aircon, etc

Shenshen

cantdecide wrote: »

Lots of little beemers on the market. I think the thread title should be;

flash1080: life and times of a douche

I somehow doubt he's driving one of the more sensible ones

To be honest, I still find it hilarious the way people here and in the UK view BMWs, and the way people drive them here.
Back home in Germany, they'd be predominantely old-people cars.

The only thing in common is that neither can drive....

peasant

One where I can look down on everybody

(as they overtake me)

Captain Commie

Brand spanking new Nissan Tiida, 1.8l auto, just the job for dealing with the mental roads in Abu Dhabi and Dubai

Clareman

later12 wrote: »

I myself drive a most luxurious motor, made exclusively out of silver and gold.

It has white rhino hide seats, and an indicator lever that was once a baby panda's little paw.




Sarcasm, Watson.

Easy known you're not a BMW driver, they don't know what an indicator lever looks like

eth0

Skoda fabia estate 1.4 mpi lhd. Pic of it in my profile

Alanstrainor

CruelCoin wrote: »

BMW 320D

Torque everywhere, and still get 50mpg.
Leather, Aircon, etc

325ci is better;)

Shenshen

peasant wrote: »

One where I can look down on everybody

(as they overtake me)

Toyota Hiace?

Jesus Shaves

Rs4

cantdecide

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

Rs4

Pics or GTFO

peasant

Shenshen wrote: »

Toyota Hiace?

something like that, yes (only a tad higher ... and slower)

Princess Peach

I drive a bumper car

cantdecide

Shenshen wrote: »

I somehow doubt he's driving one of the more sensible ones

To be honest, I still find it hilarious the way people here and in the UK view BMWs, and the way people drive them here.
Back home in Germany, they'd be predominantely old-people cars.

The only thing in common is that neither can drive....

My dad bought a 3 series a few years ago and he thought it was going to be like a Rolls Royce. He sold it a year later.

I've had three and they've been good cars but I don't get why people think they're the best thing since the sliced pan.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Subaru Legacy.

Shenshen

peasant wrote: »

something like that, yes (only a tad higher ... and slower)

Tractor? Combine Harvester?

antodeco

I choose from either my 1980 Mini 1275GT or my 1989 Mini Mayfair. Not flash at all, but bitches love minis. Nothing better than driving down a road knowing that there is nobody else with the same car and colour in the world

OP you've had an almost identical thread closed on you before. Next time it's a ban.

Take it to motors.