Funny (Smelling) Money

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Anyone know how to get an unpleasant odour out of a €50 note?

girl2

Squirt it with perfume.

Or give it to me.

Either way - Problem solved.

eth0

Buy something with it in a shop then bring it back a day later

Washington Irving

Stick it in the washing machine

Spray it with the air freshener/ deoderant of your choice

Rabies

Two 20's and a 10?

1ZRed

I hate the smell on your hand after you hold change for too long

Shryke

Hang it on the line. It'll be grand.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Thinly veiled cocaine snorting thread

B.A._Baracus

Where To wrote: »

Anyone know how to get an unpleasant odour out of a €50 note?

Yeah,
Spend it.

Where To

girl2 wrote: »

Squirt it with perfume.

Or give it to me.

Either way - Problem solved.

eth0 wrote: »

Buy something with it in a shop then bring it back a day later

Saul-Goode9 wrote: »

Stick it in the washing machine

Spray it with the air freshener/ deoderant of your choice

Rabies wrote: »

Two 20's and a 10?

All good answers but I can't do anything with it til I get home, stuck with it in the bus for now, half thinking about throwing it out the window:(

1ZRed

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Yeah,
Spend it.

You'd think but the OP happens to be a fierce Jew

Where To

1ZRed wrote: »

You'd think but the OP happens to be a fierce Jew

I'm worse than that :pac:

Locust

Cash is one of the most germ ridden dirtiest things you can handle in your day to day life - from being stuck up noses to snort coke to being stuffed up junkies arses... Money stinks

BUBBLE WRAP

Swap it for 1 cent coins, the smell of a one cent coin is refreshing.

Wacker The Attacker

Locust wrote: »

Cash is one of the most germ ridden dirtiest things you can handle in your day to day life - from being stuck up noses to snort coke to being stuffed up junkies arses... Money stinks

When did heroin addicts start ramming 50 notes up their arse

MadsL

Where To wrote: »

half thinking about throwing it out the window:(

Talk about first world problem!
I have money, but it smells.

Where To

Locust wrote: »

Cash is one of the most germ ridden dirtiest things you can handle in your day to day life - from being stuck up noses to snort coke to being stuffed up junkies arses... Money stinks

Yeah I always carry disinfectant wipes with me for handling cash, you'd be amazed how rank some notes can be. This one takes the biscuit though, my eyes are watering.

1ZRed

Where To wrote: »

I'm worse than that :pac:

A double Jew! :eek:

Quite a rare breed tbh

LoYL

You're right it's funny smelling money. In fact it's very funny.

policarp

The Lord turned over the money lending benches. . .
Then Caeser got what was Caesars. . .
Give unto Caesar what is Caesars. . .

Jimoslimos

Launder it

IvySlayer

I'll give you a 20 for it. It's a nice smelling note.

djflawless

Snort the crap out of it.report back in an hour.the length of your post should determine the 'smell'

Dangerous Man

Most paper money smells vaguely of shit. Funnily enough, here in Canuckland, they've introduced some plastic money. The $50 bill is plastic and smells like... maple syrup. It's kind of weird.

Augmerson

All I can think of is the Inbetweeners movie.

Where To

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Most paper money smells vaguely of shit. Funnily enough, here in Canuckland, they've introduced some plastic money. The $50 bill is plastic and smells like... maple syrup. It's kind of weird.

This one smelled worse than that. The man I got it from lives in a council house. In the corner of the living he has a pen for his goat. The pen wasn't mucked out for so long that the goat's horns went through the ceiling.

That's the kind of reek we're talking about here. Anyway I'm home now febrezing the sh*t out of it.

Ghandee

Where To wrote: »

This one smelled worse than that. The man I got it from lives in a council house. In the corner of the living he has a pen for his goat. The pen wasn't mucked out for so long that the goat's horns went through the ceiling.

That's the kind of reek we're talking about here. Anyway I'm home now febrezing the sh*t out of it.

Lol!:D

VEN

hand it back to noonan ranky pockets

MarkR

You're a taxi driver? Buy some fuel. Buy some deodorant.

shopaholic01

Where To wrote: »

All good answers but I can't do anything with it til I get home, stuck with it in the bus for now, half thinking about throwing it out the window:(

Put it in your pocket and stop smelling it, then sit on your hands.

Where To

MarkR wrote: »

You're a taxi driver? Buy some fuel. Buy some deodorant.

I'll have you know I'm the sweetest smelling purveyor of luxury passenger transport this side of Cologne.:mad:

petes

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Put it in your pocket and stop smelling it, then sit on your hands.

This. OP were you just sitting on the bus smelling a €50 note??

Bad Panda

Any denomination below a hundred stinks if you ask me. That's why it's plastic or large notes only.

I won't even acknowledge someone carrying a fiver Euro note.

kelle

OP, that's boasting by stealth - now we all know you have €50, that's €50 more than I have

anncoates

Where To wrote: »

Anyone know how to get an unpleasant odour out of a €50 note?

Don't hide it down your jocks when you go out.

Where To

Insurgent wrote: »

This. OP were you just sitting on the bus smelling a €50 note??

No, the €50 note was in the bus attacking me with its deathly fumes like something out of a low budget horror film.