Norwegian Bears drink 100 cans of beer

Paddy Samurai · 13-08-2012 4:01pm #1

A FAMILY of bears have broken into a holiday cabin in and drunk over a hundred cans of lager. The owner of the cabin, Even Borthen Nilsen, returned home with his family to discover dozens of empty beer cans and the place completely destroyed. "They had a hell of a party in there," he said. "The entire cabin was destroyed. The beds and all kitchen appliances, stove, oven and cupboards and shelves were all smashed to pieces." They have bitten into the cans and drunk the beer," Mr Borthen Nilsen told Finnmarken newspaper

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/sore-heads-bears-drink-100-cans-of-beer-after-norwegian-cabin-breakin-3197508.html

Looks like these guys were’nt happy with just the bare necessities.:D

gobnaitolunacy · 13-08-2012 4:03pm

Smarter than the average bears.

BraziliaNZ · 13-08-2012 4:03pm

Pandamonium. That's the only bear pun I can think of ffs.

RoyalMarine · 13-08-2012 4:03pm

I can bearly drink 8 cans

Ghandee · 13-08-2012 4:04pm

When i worked in a pub in Canada a bear came in off the street one evening!

He walked up to the bar, He stood on his hind legs, and asked for a gin ..................................................................................

And tonic.

I asked, what's with the big paws?

ScumLord · 13-08-2012 4:04pm

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

Smarter than the average bears.

Not when they're nursing a hangover.

Caveman1 · 13-08-2012 4:06pm

I think the owner of the cabin is a bit of an alco

westendgirlie · 13-08-2012 4:06pm

The parents brought 100 cans of beer with em ? :eek:

On our family holidays, we were lucky if the folks brought a game of ludo

brummytom · 13-08-2012 4:06pm

A FAMILY of bears have broken into a holiday cabin in and drunk over a hundred cans of lager.

Daddy bear's beers were too warm.
Mommy bear's beers were too cold.
Baby bear's beers were just right.

Mr Benevolent · 13-08-2012 4:07pm

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Pandamonium. That's the only bear pun I can think of ffs.

That's bear-ly a pun.

As an aside, I doubt this is true. The Norwegian government taxes alcohol out of the stratosphere, so coupled with the social stigma generated by drinking more than two cans, I very much suspect that the homeowner had a huge party and blamed it on the bears to avoid the stigma.