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I'm a Virgin.. Get me outa here!!

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  • 14-08-2012 12:31am
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    NaughtyAtNite
    Registered Users Posts: 15 ✭


    I'm a 22 year old virgin and am gradually growing more desperate to get my rocks off. I haven't had a gf of late and have been taking the view that the first time has to be special(in a relationship), so that it would be love and sex combined; and that from there after I could feel free to have one night stands. Recently, I've decided that I can't afford to be taking myself so seriously & that I'll be okay losing my virginity as a one night stand. I figure if I do this, that I'll have more confidence and that getting laid thereafter might come more naturally.

    So I ask, what's the best way to get laid, should it be with someone in my social circle, at a nite club or elsehow??

    It's hard in a nite club because I'm a stranger to the girls & they're usually aware that I'm alone. In nite clubs, now and then I score by just dancing up to a girl and it works but, how do you get them back to a hotel(or where ever) to screw them. Are there girls out there that are willing to have sex with strangers?? Nite clubs seem are where I'm zoning in on at the moment as the work place isn't an option in my case. How does one seduce women. I'd definitely like to hear a few stories of how you guys out there got laid
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    #2
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    Yer Ma

    Coppers

    Thread/


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    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


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    Tombi!
    Registered Users Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Get a hooker.
    I'm serious, BTW. Assuming it's legal. If not, pretend I was joking. :)


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    #5
    NaughtyAtNite
    Registered Users Posts: 15 ✭NaughtyAtNite


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    tumblr_lxjm4n4umw1rn1xxfo1_400.gif

    That wasn't helpful


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    #6
    NaughtyAtNite
    Registered Users Posts: 15 ✭NaughtyAtNite


    Brutal Deluxe wrote: »
    Get a hooker.
    I'm serious, BTW. Assuming it's legal. If not, pretend I was joking. :)

    First time has to be earned.. at least that


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    #7
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    HAHA, VIRGIN!!!



    I was watching the 40 Year Old Virgin the other night. It depressed me. Only 21 years to go..


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    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    Colmustard wrote: »
    Yer Ma

    Coppers

    Thread/

    I have never once pulled in coppers. Then again, I've never tried to.

    I've actually found the internet great to meet interesting & pretty girls in the past. Gives you a great opportunity to chat & get to know someone without being overwhelmed by snap decisions based on first impressions.

    I've always seen hooking up in bars being the same as looking at someone, saying "you'll do", and stumbling along from there.

    Mind you it was just chance for me, never used dating websites. Just happened to get talking to girls that seemed compatible.


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    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    NaughtyAtNite wrote: »
    That wasn't helpful

    I'm afraid you may have posted in the wrong forum if you expected helpful answers to this tbh. :pac:


    Join some internet dating sites and hope for the best.


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    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Become a mod, all the coke and hookers you can handle


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    #11
    NaughtyAtNite
    Registered Users Posts: 15 ✭NaughtyAtNite


    brummytom wrote: »
    HAHA, VIRGIN!!!



    I was watching the 40 Year Old Virgin the other night. It depressed me. Only 21 years to go..

    You obviously can't add you moron. 18 years to go


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    Ruski
    Registered Users Posts: 581 ✭✭✭Ruski


    So what's your username a reference to?


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    #13
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    You could rape somebody. That would be a special way to lose your virginity. I wouldn't recommend it though. It's illegal to rape people.

    You could have sex with an animal - like a dog. But I think that's illegal too.

    You could also have sex with a family member - like your dad... but...

    I'm out of ideas.


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    #14
    Ah_Yeah
    Registered Users Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭Ah_Yeah


    I get laid cause I'm hot.


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    #15
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    Ah_Yeah wrote: »
    I get laid cause I'm hot.

    PICS OR GTFO.


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    #16
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    NaughtyAtNite

    And award for least apt username goes to...


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    #17
    NaughtyAtNite
    Registered Users Posts: 15 ✭NaughtyAtNite


    Ruski wrote: »
    So what's your username a reference to?

    Masturbating.. ha ha


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    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    NaughtyAtNite wrote: »
    You obviously can't add you moron. 18 years to go
    I meant for me... Why would I be thinking of you while watching a film 2 days before this thread?

    Cheers for the moron though, I don't know why you can't pull with interpersonal skills like that.


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    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Username/ thread combination fail


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    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    brummytom wrote: »
    I meant for me... Why would I be thinking of you while watching a film 2 days before this thread?

    Cheers for the moron though, I don't know why you can't pull with interpersonal skills like that.

    I thought it was fairly obvious that you meant yourself...


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    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    brummytom wrote: »
    I meant for me... Why would I be thinking of you while watching a film 2 days before this thread?

    Cheers for the moron though, I don't know why you can't pull with interpersonal skills like that.

    Probably pulls very well - regular like.


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    #22
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    brummytom wrote: »
    HAHA, VIRGIN!!!
    Are you in a position to point fingers yet? :p

    Or are your fingers still otherwise engaged? :pac:


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    #23
    NaughtyAtNite
    Registered Users Posts: 15 ✭NaughtyAtNite


    You female


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    #24
    Ficheall
    Registered Users Posts: 9,030 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    NaughtyAtNite wrote: »
    have been taking the view that the first time has to be special(in a relationship), so that it would be love and sex combined
    I'm guessing troll, but even so - you might want to forget about the quoted "view".


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    #25
    Ruski
    Registered Users Posts: 581 ✭✭✭Ruski


    Ever whack it in a club? I hear the ladies go wild for that.


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    #26
    Ah_Yeah
    Registered Users Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭Ah_Yeah


    marshbaboon wrote: »
    PICS OR GTFO.

    With a sig like yours, I'm sold :p


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    #27
    mrsherself
    Registered Users Posts: 78 ✭✭mrsherself


    Well you have two choices, three maybe - 1) I hear a lot of lads get prostitutes but honestly, I don't think that's a good idea. You'll be nervous and awkward. 2) Hope to score on a random night out. 3) Wait it out for someone you like, and stop worrying about it. There's no time limit, relax :)


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    #28
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    brummytom wrote: »
    I was watching the 40 Year Old Virgin the other night. It depressed me. Only 21 years to go..

    Pfft, only 16 for me to go. I've got a good start on the bodyhair as well. :(


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    #29
    LoYL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭LoYL


    OP I think you should buy a parachute and a bale of hay. Tie your mobile phone to the bale of hay and sell the parachute on ebay. With the money you make from the parachute start gambling online and leave the hay to marinate in a pool of diesel overnight. With your winnings (because let's face it you are a good poker player) you should invest in a wheelbarrow and a litre of milk. I will fill you in later on the rest of the answer to your query


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    #30
    NaughtyAtNite
    Registered Users Posts: 15 ✭NaughtyAtNite


    brummytom wrote: »
    I meant for me... Why would I be thinking of you while watching a film 2 days before this thread?

    Cheers for the moron though, I don't know why you can't pull with interpersonal skills like that.

    Interpersonal skills based on what??


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    #31
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Pfft, only 16 for me to go. I've got a good start on the bodyhair as well. :(

    So....

    ...

    ...


    ...



    ......

    Are you a lady?


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