Confused.

kneemos

What things are you confused about.Like why don't they shoot that whale in Baltimore Harbour or why is crap always brown.

Jarren

I was wondering the same, why can't they just a hire a floating crane ?

af_thefragile

Confused.com?

Bad Panda

I assume by what you're confused about you've a deep understanding of the more important things...like the universe...and fig rolls.

Edit: I'm confused as to what to have for lunch, I don't care about the universe.

Valetta

What does an occasional table do the rest of the time?

af_thefragile

kneemos wrote: »

why is crap always brown.

that would be because of bilirubin which is the yellow breakdown product of blood cells which is excreted in bile which gives your poo the brown colour.
If you have post hepatic jaundice where your liver can't excrete bile into your intestines, your poo will be very pale and fatty. While your body turns yellow because the bilirubin cannot be excreted through the bile in the gut, it stats to accumulate in your skin and the white of your eyes and ur pee turns really yellow n stuff...

The more you know!!!

Fizman

kneemos wrote: »

What things are you confused about.Like why don't they shoot that whale in Baltimore Harbour or why is crap always brown.

You should be very glad that your crap is always brown.

Diapason

kneemos wrote: »

why don't they shoot that whale in Baltimore Harbour

Dude on the radio said yesterday they were concerned about ricocheting bullets. He may have been full of crap. Brown crap.

Birneybau

kneemos wrote: »

What things are you confused about.Like why don't they shoot that whale in Baltimore Harbour or why is crap always brown.

A non stout drinker I believe.

Mr Benevolent

I'm confused as to why people consider democracy the only proper from of representation.

RustyNut

kneemos wrote: »

why is crap always brown.

Not a Guinness drinker then ?

af_thefragile

Confab wrote: »

I'm confused as to why people consider democracy the only proper from of representation.

Dictators are always the coolest folks...

johnwest288

kneemos wrote: »

What things are you confused about.Like why don't they shoot that whale in Baltimore Harbour or why is crap always brown.

Brown???? Mine has red streaks going through it years.....:eek::(

paddyandy

Why most people on this island simply don't understand nationhood .Don't care ?

kneemos

RustyNut wrote: »

Not a Guinness drinker then ?

Been there.Like coal.

El Guapo!

johnwest288 wrote: »

Brown???? Mine has red streaks going through it years.....:eek::(

Too much information man. Fúck sake!

Diapason

paddyandy wrote: »

Why most people on this island simply don't understand nationhood .Don't care ?

Now I really am confused. Maybe you're right and I don't care, but what's the story here?

My name is URL

Jarren wrote: »

I was wondering the same, why can't they just a hire a floating crane ?

To do what? The whale is mortally wounded, so even if they managed to get it back into deep enough water it still has pretty much no chance of surviving.

The IWDG and DF are discussing the possibility of shooting the animal now

af_thefragile

My name is URL wrote: »

To do what? The whale is mortally wounded, so even if they managed to get it back into deep enough water it still has pretty much no chance of surviving.

The IWDG and DF are discussing the possibility of shooting the animal now

Time to call the Japs then aye??

shopaholic01

johnwest288 wrote: »

Brown???? Mine has red streaks going through it years.....:eek::(

Piles? Get it checked, can be a sign of underlying disease.

Bad Panda

johnwest288 wrote: »

Brown???? Mine has red streaks going through it years.....:eek::(

You're dying.

Mr Benevolent

johnwest288 wrote: »

Brown???? Mine has red streaks going through it years.....:eek::(

Cya.

kneemos

johnwest288 wrote: »

Brown???? Mine has red streaks going through it years.....:eek::(

Lay off the rasberry ripple.

garv123

Diapason wrote: »

Dude on the radio said yesterday they were concerned about ricocheting bullets. He may have been full of crap. Brown crap.

Yup, lots of brown crap. Get a hunter or someone in the army to point a .308 between its eyes and squeeze the trigger.


Its actually legal for a person to use a gun to shoot any injured animal for the purpose of killing it humanely.

davet82

johnwest288 wrote: »

Brown???? Mine has red streaks going through it years.....:eek::(

sounds like cancer of the arse to me


RIP mate

davet82

af_thefragile wrote: »

that would be because of bilirubin which is the yellow breakdown product of blood cells which is excreted in bile which gives your poo the brown colour.
If you have post hepatic jaundice where your liver can't excrete bile into your intestines, your poo will be very pale and fatty. While your body turns yellow because the bilirubin cannot be excreted through the bile in the gut, it stats to accumulate in your skin and the white of your eyes and ur pee turns really yellow n stuff...

The more you know!!!

well no lunch for me today, thanks! :mad:

JohnMarston

davet82 wrote: »

well no lunch for me today, thanks! :mad:

Im starvin now

davet82

JohnMarston wrote: »

Im starvin now

me too but i was gonna have a curry, that post ruined it on me :pac:

old hippy

af_thefragile wrote: »

Time to call the Japs then aye??

Actually, the term "Japs" is highly offensive. I know this is AH but just worth pointing it out. As you were.

old hippy

paddyandy wrote: »

Why most people on this island simply don't understand nationhood .Don't care ?

I don't get patriotism or nationalism. I am confused as to why I should and why so many people get all uber about it.

af_thefragile

old hippy wrote: »

Actually, the term "Japs" is highly offensive. I know this is AH but just worth pointing it out. As you were.

Well people say much worse things here but well I'll keep that in mind when speaking around Japanese folk in the future...

old hippy

af_thefragile wrote: »

Well people say much worse things here but well I'll keep that in mind when speaking around Japanese folk in the future...

Arigato

af_thefragile

old hippy wrote: »

I don't get patriotism or nationalism. I am confused as to why I should and why so many people get all uber about it.

Cuz for some people its all they have...

And governments instill this into people so that they become obedient citizens and bend down whenever the leader asks something of them without ever questioning anything. Like the Americans say "my country right or wrong!"...

Mr Benevolent

old hippy wrote: »

Actually, the term "Japs" is highly offensive.

To who?

pookiesboo

Why do men have nipples?

kneemos

Diapason wrote: »

Dude on the radio said yesterday they were concerned about ricocheting bullets. He may have been full of crap. Brown crap.

Why can't they use a soft nose bullet.Confused.

Sauve

pookiesboo wrote: »

Why do men have nipples?

Nipples are formed on a foetus before the sex is determined, so we all get them just incase.

pookiesboo

How do you keep warm in an igloo?

kneemos

pookiesboo wrote: »

Why do men have nipples?

Somewhere to put the clamps

sbsquarepants

Im very confused as to what empty space is made of. It can't be made of nothing because if it was it wouldn't exist and it must exist because light and forces can travel through it, so what is it made of?

RikkFlair

Why do people listen to The Coronas?

Valetta

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Im very confused as to what empty space is made of. It can't be made of nothing because if it was it wouldn't exist and it must exist because light and forces can travel through it, so what is it made of?

Clear soup.

sbsquarepants

It's so obvious, now that you mention it!:D

Diapason

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Im very confused as to what empty space is made of. It can't be made of nothing because if it was it wouldn't exist and it must exist because light and forces can travel through it, so what is it made of?

The luminiferous æther.

Okay, not really, but I always liked the idea. Of course, the modern-day answer might be the Higgs Field.

sbsquarepants

Aether it is so!

JohnMarston

I'm con-fewsed as to why some people pronounce it as con-fussed :mad:

kneemos

old hippy wrote: »

I don't get patriotism or nationalism. I am confused as to why I should and why so many people get all uber about it.

Have'nt heard of countries going to war over it lately,tends to be more tribal or ethnic.

kneemos

Why does Trappatoni speak english when nobody can understand a word.

TheKeenMachine

kneemos wrote: »

why is crap always brown.

Tbh, mine is sometimes green, anyone have any ideas?

kneemos

TheKeenMachine wrote: »

Tbh, mine is sometimes green, anyone have any ideas?

Are you a Leprechaun?

old hippy

Confab wrote: »

To who?

To Japanese people